Abracadabra Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 ok, so as some of you may know, i've been married for a few years now, and some may not know, that my marriage ended a while back. so anyway.... i'm at this party on saturday, and spied a cute girl. i'm not a shy person, and can kick game till the cows come home, and after a while i was pretty sure she was feeling me. so i was thinking of ways to go in for the kill. now, previous to being married, this was not a problem, but on saturday, i just couldn't think of an angle. i was totally blank. i had no idea what to do. i mean, what the fuck. i hope my powers are only temporarily out of order, or else i'm fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 i wish i could help ya......but i have no game just get her really drunk......works for me:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 27, 2003 Author Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by MOOGLE? just get her really drunk......works for me:idea: nah, i'm smoother than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Man, I wish I had been there with you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Talk about her with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 27, 2003 Author Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Talk about her with her. i know all those little scams. don't you worry. i've been around the block a few times. it was just finishing the deal that eluded me. it has me questioning my abilities as a pimp. i'm afraid.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 is foster's really austrailan for beer ? anyway, just have a couple fosters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 27, 2003 Author Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Europe Man, I wish I had been there with you... there was a few cute girls there, but i went for the one that was respectable and cute (read: not slutty....i like a challenge) and put all my time in, but went home empty handed. maybe i shoulda just taken the easy option, and taken home a ho. actually, i don't know if i told you my girl related story for a couple months back. here goes: so i'm walking home from my mate's house and there's a dude and two chicks sitting out the front of rmit on lonsdale street. one of them starts being all rowdy drunk coming up to me and shit, so i kinda avoided her and kept walking. i get a little further down the street and she comes running down behind me and she goes "hey, i'm just trying to show my friends that i can be a little vixen, so how's about a kiss for old times sake?". so i look her up and down and she's not bad, so i go "ok" thinking i'll get a peck and be on my way. nope. she damn near dry humped me there on the street with her tongue down my thraot for about 5 minutes. then we both stopped, she goes "ok, thanks, bye" and i'm on my way again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 27, 2003 Author Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL is foster's really austrailan for beer ? anyway, just have a couple fosters no, it's australian for "bottle all the slops that fall onto the floor and send it overseas, we could use the extra pocket money" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 "All you need is mojo baby,YEAH!" http://cinema.ines.ro/filme/pictures/austinpowersingoldmember1.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Haha, dope story player. Unfortunately I have to keep all my stories like that of 12oz for security reasons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 http://www.kak.ru/images/logo_muha.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitmop-1$ Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 :) :) :) :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 I've always thought the key was to be chill...but uninterested. Girls hate it when your not all over them trying to bust moves. pick your wingmen carefully also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 hahahahahaha mr. abc you lost all your powers of big pimpin. aweeeeeeeeee. <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 two words.... "you smoke?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin I've always thought the key was to be chill...but uninterested. Girls hate it when your not all over them trying to bust moves. http://www.filmjunkies.net/dvdtao.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 ^^ awe shit....my covers been blown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 27, 2003 Author Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Devilush hahahahahaha mr. abc you lost all your powers of big pimpin. aweeeeeeeeee. <3 i didn't lose all of them, just the most important one unfortunately. oh well, with a little practise i'll figure it out. i guess i'm just a little rusty. i'm too used to not trying to pick up women. i've just gotta get my sleaze on again. btw, i sent you a mail, i better get a reply dammit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin I've always thought the key was to be chill...but uninterested. Girls hate it when your not all over them trying to bust moves. pick your wingmen carefully also. Many girls have told me the same thing but it kinda sucks to have to act like your not on it when you so obviously are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 (i swear i posted in this thread around 12:30) just be yourself, and if that don't work, find another chick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 is it curious to anyone else that the suggestion of telling her how you feel has not come up yet? chicks dig honesty - i got homies that straight up ask girls they're into if they'd like to fool around, and it fucking works! either she's into you or she's not, cut and dry. so ask her point blank. if she goes for it, bling bling. if not, you know where you stand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. ABC i didn't lose all of them, just the most important one unfortunately. oh well, with a little practise i'll figure it out. i guess i'm just a little rusty. i'm too used to not trying to pick up women. i've just gotta get my sleaze on again. btw, i sent you a mail, i better get a reply dammit i know what you mean. i mean, look at me!!! if him and i ever break up....how will i ever get laid??? i totally forgot how to play the game, and i totally forgot how to flirt. maybe i should just go around kissing people. but then i would get some std or something bad. and yes...i already forwarded the email message to my work email to keep me reminded of mr. abc. and i have some flictures to show you...including girls making out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 28, 2003 Author Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by Devilush i know what you mean. i mean, look at me!!! if him and i ever break up....how will i ever get laid??? i totally forgot how to play the game, and i totally forgot how to flirt. maybe i should just go around kissing people. but then i would get some std or something bad. and yes...i already forwarded the email message to my work email to keep me reminded of mr. abc. and i have some flictures to show you...including girls making out. how will you ever get laid if you and m******** break up? somehow i don't think you'll have that problem. but you should go around and kiss people. the world needs more love. flicks of girls making out...mmmmmm...waiting patiently...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by LDN_THING Many girls have told me the same thing but it kinda sucks to have to act like your not on it when you so obviously are. ^^one of the hardest tings in the world to pull off. i fail :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. ABC but on saturday, i just couldn't think of an angle. http://www.usdoj.gov/dea/gif/roof-03.gif'> where the problem at ?????? :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Behemoth Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 hit her in the head with a pipe and fuck her lifeless body. whats so tough about that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Originally posted by Behemoth hit her in the head with a pipe and fuck her lifeless body. whats so tough about that? I'm down with this guys advice. No, but seriously............ Just do what he said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rednek assho Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 ask her what it feels like to be the hottest girl at the party thats what i do:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
causinpanic Posted October 28, 2003 Share Posted October 28, 2003 Re: "All you need is mojo baby,YEAH!" Originally posted by NOUM http://cinema.ines.ro/filme/pictures/austinpowersingoldmember1.jpg'> :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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