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Originally posted by IntangibleFame

holy fuck...indiana jones you stupid motherfuckers. He kills nazi's with a whip, and a gun. And gets to fuck hot german bitches.

 

Indiana is straight pimpin. Hans always wanted a girl, but couldn't hack it. It's all about pullin hoes, and honds-down Indi always got the bitches...Hans is a hater wanna-be Jedi ass nigga...

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  • 2 weeks later...

let's compare....

 

Hans got frozen solid and had to be resuced by a girl.

Indy got turned into a zombie but snapped out of it and rescued the girl.

 

whoever said 'Sean Connery is kind of like a wookie' get's nominated for the 'joke of the day'

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I say Han Solo...cause see folks theres reasoning involved here, the question was whos more gansta...and Solo was straight thugging, you cant forget homie was a smuggler, a ragtag, scruffy blaster carrying yahoo cowboy flyboy semi dirtbag womanizing GANSTA,plus he rolled with a ten foot tall weapon that made howling noises.

 

Han Solo: [laughs] Scoundrel? Scoundrel? I like the sound of that.

 

dont get me wrong indie was one bad nazi busting mothertrucker.

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