Dick Quickwood Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 you know what ? i think you could make napalm out of diapers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 i bet you could we should try and then post the results in The Yard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 used diapers or new ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss cheese Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Hey Casek, you're pretty bored, huh? I thought I was bored starting a thread about banana's but this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by S@T@N I don't know what it is, but I have to fight off the laughter whenever my girl finishes giving me head. The only thing stopping me is that it'd be rude and she's probably refrain from sanitizing my snakebite in the future. haha I once heard a comedian say something along the lines of: "many times, the reason we put our hand on the back of a woman's head when she's going down on us is that it's all we can do to keep from clapping..." :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swiss cheese Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 I like to cross my arms on my chest and smoke a cigar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by S@T@N I don't know what it is, but I have to fight off the laughter whenever my girl finishes giving me head. The only thing stopping me is that it'd be rude and she's probably refrain from sanitizing my snakebite in the future. why is this? my ex used to laugh too, well more like chuckle like he was embarrassed or something. i don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by swiss cheese I like to cross my arms on my chest and smoke a cigar. I like to break out my book for quality reading time... or a snickers... :D but mostly I just end up doing the one shoulder rub, or a little of the neck scratch... maybe next time will merit an "oohhh niiiiiiiiicccccee" haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly so, i was going down on her for the first time and got down to the pussy and blurted out, "OH, NICCCCCCCE" sorta like "OH SWEEEEET"...you get the point. anyway, she luagh, i laughed, and the camera man laughed. ::shrug:: i woulda laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 my man has skills.. sometimes i feel the urge to laugh while he's, uh, taking me to new heights.. hell, i'll crack the fuck up.. there's something about having a body quaking orgasm that just makes me chuckle.. i can't help it. it's on some neurotransmitters flooding into my axons shit... holla. holla two times.:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AGENT SICKS Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 hehe one time i was hitting it from behind and she queefed. I couldent stop laughing, we had to stop for like a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 I do sacrifices for girls, i've been praised for my skils but what they dont know is that the thing that holds my tongue (that little membrane underneath the tongue) is quite big and doesnt allow me to stick it out with easiness. Everytime i go down on a girl with ambitious plans i end up hurting like a mutherfucker the next day cause my teeth injure that fucker hard. What makes me even more gentleman is that i never told it, or whined about it. Tesseract/ sexual e-props *seekbite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 the club is crunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 what the hell is going on here...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 Originally posted by AGENT SICKS i was hitting it from behind and she queefed Hahaha! QUEEFED! haha thats the best word i have heard. Wonk Saggin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 :somelongwindedreply: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 alure your pregnant?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! omgggggggggggggg congrats! (is she pregnant?!?!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 eating pussy is an exquisite pleasure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed why is this? my ex used to laugh too, well more like chuckle like he was embarrassed or something. i don't get it. Ok, well, there's two reasons for this. Number 1, it's what !@#$% said. The whole feeling is so goddamn great it's almost impossible to avoid being cheesy and just laugh from sheer joy. Really, it's so damn great there is no way to express it. When having ordinary sex the orgasm is dope enough to make really dumb faces, but this is beyond that, and definitely calls for some straight up laughing like a little kid, because it's at the top of the pleasure list. Number 2, a dick in a mouth is inherently funny. Like, in the same way farts are funny. There's simply no way to explain it, it's just an odd phenomenon that you must accept as truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted November 26, 2003 Author Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by TEARZ eating pussy is an exquisite pleasure... raising my beer mug to toast "pussy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 ok "exquisite pleasure" indeed, but would you guys do it if no female ever got anything from it? like licking the krook of her arm or something... I mean... not to knock it down or whatever, but just curious, ya know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 uh, would we even had sex if there wasnt anything to get out of it? i dont think so. Specifically on your question, i like eating pussy, i like the smell and i like her thighes pressing my head, even more, i like the effect it has on her, foreplay in general is based on the fact that your satisfaction is the satisfaction of your girls and vice versa...i'd say that 69 fixes that, but 69 is so tense you loose all focus to do the hocus pocus. anyway, if lickin my girl's nose was the gateway to her supreme satisfaction and the lead to a tremendous sex course that would follow, i'd be all over that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTc_Angel Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 nah! i don't laugh during sex. i get like 3 orgasms in one session......thanks babe! You're the Clit Master!!!! hehe love ya! :smiles: :nut: :spin: :scream: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 who the hell are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xTc_Angel Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 funny picture in e-mail http://www.fotango.com/p/eba00388241f00000015.jpg'> i got this funny picture in an e-mail...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RubbeRBand Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by $360 http://www.yale.edu/yaleband/ypmb/gallery/01-02/brown/wrather_away/kleiman.jpg'> I smell a Facial~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 Originally posted by bathoræ ok "exquisite pleasure" indeed, but would you guys do it if no female ever got anything from it? like licking the krook of her arm or something... I mean... not to knock it down or whatever, but just curious, ya know... damn. if my man is licking me anywhere, krook of the arm included, it gets me hot.. uhhhh....nah nah nah naaaaaahhhhhh make em say uuuhhhhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted November 26, 2003 Share Posted November 26, 2003 hahahahahahhaa i woulda said "oooo lawdy!!!....it toistes loik its got bott'er insoid!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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