casekonly Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 so, i was going down on her for the first time and got down to the pussy and blurted out, "OH, NICCCCCCCE" sorta like "OH SWEEEEET"...you get the point. anyway, she luagh, i laughed, and the camera man laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 PMPL! ..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 ...and then you woke up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 alure, don't be mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT alure, don't be mean. dhabz.. im nice ;/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 25, 2003 Author Share Posted October 25, 2003 <cough> <cough> and then i woke up? is that what you said? and then your mom rolled over, she said, "oh, lawdy, i let casek take advantage of me again. i swear, lawd, i won't ever drink nyquil with him and go out robbing pharmacies." and i'll say, "alure's momma, you sho'nuff know how to pleasure a man, now get up and fix me a ham sammich!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Alright Casek and Alure, do you two need to go sit on the couch and hold hands? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 oh touchy touchy..hahaha glad you spent all that time typing out what you did to my mom.. but shes dead.. you necrophiliac nasty motherfucker!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly and i'll say, "alure's momma, you sho'nuff know how to pleasure a man, now get up and fix me a ham sammich!" :lol: rolling on the floor laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly ham sammich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 25, 2003 Author Share Posted October 25, 2003 Originally posted by alure oh touchy touchy..hahaha glad you spent all that time typing out what you did to my mom.. but shes dead.. you necrophiliac nasty motherfucker!! oh, uh...oops. oh well, that explains the smell. anyway...uh...yeah. ham sammich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitmop-1$ Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 rrrrright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 25, 2003 Author Share Posted October 25, 2003 adolf oliver nipple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 I don't know what it is, but I have to fight off the laughter whenever my girl finishes giving me head. The only thing stopping me is that it'd be rude and she's probably refrain from sanitizing my snakebite in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 25, 2003 Author Share Posted October 25, 2003 that's rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly oh, uh...oops. oh well, that explains the smell. anyway...uh...yeah. ham sammich. haha.. like i said you are nasty;] and nah my moms not dead.. but i can take a joke, and not get hurt about it ...but damn all this ham sammich talk got the pregnant girl hungrrrrrrryyy.. and making a fucking cheese and ham sammich..haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 25, 2003 Author Share Posted October 25, 2003 i'm glad you can take a joke. you're pregnant, too? congrats. all the 12oz girls are getting married and having kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly i'm glad you can take a joke. you're pregnant, too? congrats. all the 12oz girls are getting married and having kids. well they need to be making those goddam ham sammich's in the mean time!!!! what the hell does a guy gotta do to get fed around this forum. im just kidding, but, if you wanna send me a ham sammich with a little bit of mustard on it. you can send it to me at my email adress. thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 ....and then you came up looking like Bozo the Clown.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 http://www.yale.edu/yaleband/ypmb/gallery/01-02/brown/wrather_away/kleiman.jpg'> "yeah alright!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 hahaha this thread is so pimp shawty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
causinpanic Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Originally posted by casekonly so, i was going down on her for the first time and got down to the pussy and blurted out, "OH, NICCCCCCCE" sorta like "OH SWEEEEET"...you get the point. anyway, she luagh, i laughed, and the camera man laughed. your doin it all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 I thought this was gonna be another ILoveUnicorns style story.... "I went down on her and my friend with psoriacis showed up and we took turns peeing on her and then afterwards we found out she's bulimic so we took her ass down this road and threw her in a pond." the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
causinpanic Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 :lol: man has an imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 if it was like i love unicorns stories it would be more like this, "well my friend with psoriasis was giving it to me raw in my BROWN EYE and my dad walked in, he has aids, but i told him to join in anyways, now i have aids AND psoriasis. i don't know what to do. what do you guys think?" :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Haha krook said "brown eye" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 radical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trashbot3000 Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 clean and sweep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted November 25, 2003 Share Posted November 25, 2003 i think 12oz should have a baby shower for all of the ladies that are going to push them out then i can loot the place and keep all of the gifts/single chicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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