ILoveUnicrns Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 My friend (the one that has psoriasis) used to date this girl that was abused when she was younger. Not saying that thats cool, because its not, but typically girls that have been abused are down to do whatever. Well, she usually doesnt hang out, but one weekend she did and let my friend with psoriasis bury it to the base in her ass. So he mentioned the idea of a threesome and she said she didn't care. So the next weekend we all got drunk and i walked into a room and they happened to to be in there and i said 'sorry', but she said 'stay.' So i stayed and i banged her while she sucked him off and vice versa. But apparently because she was molested or whatever, she throws up after sex. So what happened directly after i was finished having sex with her?...she threw up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 although your signature is really funny...i think its time you shut the fuck up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 hell awaits you. and your unicorns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 http://i.xanga.com/mary88yu/thong.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 *believe* Eee gads man! :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty although your signature is really funny...i think its time you shut the fuck up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Uhmmm....I dunno man...uh, your story is...uh....it makes me realize...uh...hmmm....oh yeah...shut the fuck up. I think your signature is nasty. All the times i did E I never had the urge to kiss another dude even out of curiosity. Fuck that shit. I mean, i eat my gf's ass out in the shower sometimes but your story makes me wanna shoot hard alcohol and forget i ever read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty although your signature is really funny...i think its time you shut the fuck up how many stories do you have :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by LENS Uhmmm....I dunno man...uh, your story is...uh....it makes me realize...uh...hmmm....oh yeah...shut the fuck up. I think your signature is nasty. All the times i did E I never had the urge to kiss another dude even out of curiosity. Fuck that shit. I mean, i eat my gf's ass out in the shower sometimes but your story makes me wanna shoot hard alcohol and forget i ever read it. bwahahahahahahahahahah i though his story was endearing, whatever that means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by LENS i eat my gf's ass out in the shower sometimes..... :yuck: blach...thats nasty...what if a corn nibblet pops out?!?! Then what!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by WebsterUno :yuck: blach...thats nasty...what if a corn nibblet pops out?!?! Then what!? No worries, I ensure rigourous standards of cleanliness are met as set forth by the 2003 Lens Butthole Eating Guide. Why do you think i only do it in the shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer http://i.xanga.com/mary88yu/thong.jpg'> consumption junction haha. . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by WebsterUno :yuck: blach...thats nasty...what if a corn nibblet pops out?!?! Then what!? :lol: you ask her to pass the salt :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitmop-1$ Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 why dont you just come out and say it, there was never a slut involved, it was you and your gay lover the whole time. just admit it, you dont have to lie to kick it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by Vanity :lol: you ask her to pass the salt :D :lol: that's hilarious, but HELLA nasty. :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TranceStoner Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 HAHAHAHAHA, How bad is this guys psoriasis anyway???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 http://www.namelyyoursgifts.com/unicorn.jpg'> Tell us about you making love to unicorns... That would be just as believeable as all your other stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 you have some weird stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Seems like she would have her throat and teeth all fucked up from puking every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveUnicrns Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by space base Seems like she would have her throat and teeth all fucked up from puking every day. well,believe it or not, shes also bulimic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 http://www.kak.ru/images/header2_6.gif'>http://www.kak.ru/images/header2_6.gif'>http://www.kak.ru/images/header2_6.gif'>http://www.kak.ru/images/header2_6.gif'>http://www.kak.ru/images/header2_6.gif'>http://www.kak.ru/images/header2_6.gif'>http://www.kak.ru/images/header2_6.gif'>http://www.kak.ru/images/header2_6.gif'>http://www.kak.ru/images/header2_6.gif'>http://www.kak.ru/images/header2_6.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 alll i have to say is hahah and keep the threads coming unicornlover and and eating anus is plain filthy shower or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 :nope: even if your story isn't true... you know someone's been abused, and yet you STILL fuck around with them and make them MORE fucked up in the head. like are2 said... hell does await you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveUnicrns Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by »§ÜGÅR« :nope: even if your story isn't true... you know someone's been abused, and yet you STILL fuck around with them and make them MORE fucked up in the head. like are2 said... hell does await you.. so youre saying girls that have been abused are off limits? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by WebsterUno :yuck: blach...thats nasty...what if a corn nibblet pops out?!?! Then what!? ive given my girl many ass eatings and nothing comes out. live and learn my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 i duinno why i bothered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Damn, you need to keep your dick in your pants and stay outta the trailor park before you end up fucking somethin real gro...well I guess Im too late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 *believe* Originally posted by dowmagik ive given my girl many ass eatings and nothing comes out. live and learn my friend. you too! fuck, my cuzz does that too. Im pretty adventurous when it comes to handlin B.I. in the bedroom, but eating out the cornholio is not my cup of tea. Pussy, thats a different story. Ill go to town on some pussssay! ...please believe :mexican: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by Rectum eating anus is plain filthy shower or not That's kinda ironic coming from someone whose handle is "rectum" Well, i don't care. i love eating her butthole when she's down and that's all that matters. Like Samuel L. jackson said in True Romance "hell man, i eat the pussy, i eat the butt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 sounds like a perfect break to fondle the psoriaisis dudes balls....Why did you have a threesome with another dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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