Lewis and Clark Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 you think you'd notice if i was drawing in near my back package and bladder outlet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Well, honestly I don't give a fuck if my dick is "too small" or "too big" cause women suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 i'm cool with my size but is there a pill i can take that makes me constantly have a chubby? you know that subtle semi? no homo when i wear tight pants i want these hoes to know what time it really is j/k? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 This makes my dick grow plenty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Permachub,hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 CHUBBS FOR YOU I GOT CHUBBS FOR YOU...SEMI SOFT CHUBBY/NH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 make your dick bigger beat it with a meat mallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 i'm surprised pussy tightening pills haven't hit the market yet. Big dicks dont need tight pussys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I wish I had the smallest cock in the world, so no female could ever be pleasured from it, and every selfish load I blow in a cunts hole is enjoyed by me and only me, till I fucking die and my little cock rots away with my shitty corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Well, honestly I don't give a fuck if my dick is "too small" or "too big" cause women suck. I wish I had the smallest cock in the world, so no female could ever be pleasured from it, and every selfish load I blow in a cunts hole is enjoyed by me and only me, till I fucking die and my little cock rots away with my shitty corpse. I don't think Manute has had good experiences with teh ladies. It might just be me, but that's my opinion and I'm sticking to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 i'm surprised pussy tightening pills haven't hit the market yet. theres a country in europe - one of the nice ones, possibly sweden, new zealand, or the like - where it is legal to get a hymen surgically replaced the women who go through that surgery are also allowed to remove it from their medical records, as to make it actually believable makes more sense than some "born-again virgin" type shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I didn't realize I posted in here twice. I have a girlfriend, I just think its funny to hate women to the point you wish your cock was so small its like a nipple, or even so big it wouldn't fit, but then you can't get off either, so yeah, tiny cocks=1+ for man. NO HOMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Honestly, I'm good with my cock, but I was trying to put it in my girls but the other night, and it wouldn't go in, not with lube, not with patience, nothing, and at that moment I wished my cock was just a little smaller. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 big dick is fun. its a challange. ive had pretty good luck in the size dept of my penis history. my guy now is average and hes the best by far. and ive had sex with some smaller size dudes as well and one knew how to work it. if your good at it, you good at it, no matter what size. if you suck, you suck, no matter what size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!DoNkE*PuNchA! Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Prolly not the same thing, but one time while at my ex's she had told me of how she found gramps little blue pills (viagra). And for laughs we diccided I take one or two see what happenes. Long story short, I take half and decide I take other later. We start, I feel no diffrence but my face feeling hot as hell. Next you know, I hear door and her mom and her bro walk in the front door as a desprate attempt I fly to the side of her bed to try and hide, her mom burst open her door "wtf he doing here" bla bla. I swear she was guna come over and try and kick my naked ass out. Her mom finally leaves and I'm just standing there looking at her like wha put on my clothes head to bath room pop a sqaut end up pissin all over her floor and wall. I go back to her room and gather up rest my shit, her bro walks in looks at us both "it smeels in here, and why's your face all red"!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 It smeels in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 id try them if they work. i want my dick to have a commanding presence and instill fear and obedience. like a nuclear missile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 hahaha like my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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