Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Guest willy.wonka

penis growth pills work!

Recommended Posts

ive never had any complaints, but fuck, i'd do it just for shits and giggles.

 

willy, for the 19th time, what brand?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I have a hard enough time keeping my penis out of the toilet water as it is, no thanks.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

i ate a whole bottle once and my dick grew 42 inches, i now have fuck dead whales on the beach because all the girls i fuck die from interior bleeding

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest krie

whats the deal with those ? is it an ongoing thing where u have to take pills for the rest of your life ? or is it a once the bottle is done, your 3inches bigger for rest of your life..

 

 

there has to be some side affects to this..

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

you take like 2 pills a day for a few months or something

 

a few years ago i got like 6 pills from a friend. the first day i ate 2 and i swear to god i grew half an inch that one day. after that i didnt gain nothing but if i was eating them for a few months i prolly wuold be ron jeremy...ive noticed no side affects and its been a while

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

THEN THEY HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER PILL TO THICKEN UP THE JOHNSON CAUSE YOULL END UP WITH SKINNY DICK.. DAMMIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THROWIN A HOT DOG DOWN A HALLWAY IF THE WOMAN DOESN'T HAVE A ISOTONER GLOVE BOX

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Length doesn't matter. Width my friends. Width.

 

& Willy you are going to want to stop taking those pills. I used to hurt my ex girlfriend all the time by hitting what she said was her stomach and i'm not pushing anything larger than 7 1/4. Average is much better than monster mutated horse cock. Trust me.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by E MARTYR

girls love my cock like they love they mommma....

 

unless they were adopted ya heard...

 

So by the time they are 18 they only see it on holidays, and only because they have to?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

hahahaha.

i saw that enzyte commercial today and they gave out a web address

www.enzyte.com who woulda guessed? anyway, they want $50 for a 1 month trial. that shit is outrageous. (but casek, isn't your penile size important to you? not exactly enzyte.com. i'm ok with my pee pee.)

 

i dunno, it may be worth it. i kinda think willy is bullshitting with everyone. but...you never know.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by iloveboxcars

So by the time they are 18 they only see it on holidays, and only because they have to?

 

<span style='color:black'>hahaha.

 

But really. If I could get another 3 inches i would have more fun with smackin it on some girls forehead. Like a spatula. I believe the term is "papping"!! Haha.

 

yuck/dickiedooner</span>

:lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by kill-u-bitch

i ate a whole bottle once and my dick grew 42 inches, i now have fuck dead whales on the beach because all the girls i fuck die from interior bleeding

 

 

I laughed so fucking hard when I read this that I snorted!

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking hilarious!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I have no trouble getting all of my urine into the comode. Putting myself closer to the target isn't gonna improve perfect accuracy.

 

(btw ladies.... you can't handle "the truth")

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So by the time they are 18 they only see it on holidays, and only because they have to?

hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha---now thats the truth!:lol:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO BELIEVE YER DICK WILL GROW FROM A PILL, SAVE YER MONEY. KEEP YANKIN ON IT, OR PUT A WEIGHT ON THE END OF IT AND PRAY TO THE GRAVITY GODS... MAKE THE BEST OF WHAT YOU GOT. DRAW A HAPPY FACE ON IT , TAKE A PICTURE AND SEND IT IN TO lifesucksdie.;)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Questions

 

Hey Wonka, have you tried a penis pump? If so, how did that work for you?

 

Girls, if a guy you dated was taking this stuff, and all of a sudden his prescription/supply ran out, do you think you would notice the difference of 1 or 2 inches?

 

By the way I'm not Brazilian but I can get a tan.

 

:cool:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by mr.yuck

<span style='color:black'>hahaha.

 

But really. If I could get another 3 inches i would have more fun with smackin it on some girls forehead. Like a spatula. I believe the term is "papping"!! Haha.

 

yuck/dickiedooner</span>

:lol:

 

you might even be able to give em a roman war helmet!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

christ, this shit is hilarious.

 

 

 

 

my man wants to take some of these pills, but the dude is already impressively large. i think he gets off on it when i beg him to not take the pills. "god damn it! i dont want your cock any bigger!"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

×