kill-u-bitch Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 i ate a whole bottle once and my dick grew 42 inches, i now have fuck dead whales on the beach because all the girls i fuck die from interior bleeding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 I have said this before but willy wonka is actually insane. He doesnt even know what is reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 whats the deal with those ? is it an ongoing thing where u have to take pills for the rest of your life ? or is it a once the bottle is done, your 3inches bigger for rest of your life.. there has to be some side affects to this.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kill-u-bitch Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 you take like 2 pills a day for a few months or something a few years ago i got like 6 pills from a friend. the first day i ate 2 and i swear to god i grew half an inch that one day. after that i didnt gain nothing but if i was eating them for a few months i prolly wuold be ron jeremy...ive noticed no side affects and its been a while Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 When I go to subway I prefer the 6 inch sub, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 THEN THEY HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER PILL TO THICKEN UP THE JOHNSON CAUSE YOULL END UP WITH SKINNY DICK.. DAMMIT IT WOULD BE LIKE THROWIN A HOT DOG DOWN A HALLWAY IF THE WOMAN DOESN'T HAVE A ISOTONER GLOVE BOX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Length doesn't matter. Width my friends. Width. & Willy you are going to want to stop taking those pills. I used to hurt my ex girlfriend all the time by hitting what she said was her stomach and i'm not pushing anything larger than 7 1/4. Average is much better than monster mutated horse cock. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 ^^ he knows what he speaks of (by the way, it was prolly the cervix you were hittin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by E MARTYR girls love my cock like they love they mommma.... unless they were adopted ya heard... So by the time they are 18 they only see it on holidays, and only because they have to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 hahahaha. i saw that enzyte commercial today and they gave out a web address www.enzyte.com who woulda guessed? anyway, they want $50 for a 1 month trial. that shit is outrageous. (but casek, isn't your penile size important to you? not exactly enzyte.com. i'm ok with my pee pee.) i dunno, it may be worth it. i kinda think willy is bullshitting with everyone. but...you never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars So by the time they are 18 they only see it on holidays, and only because they have to? <span style='color:black'>hahaha. But really. If I could get another 3 inches i would have more fun with smackin it on some girls forehead. Like a spatula. I believe the term is "papping"!! Haha. yuck/dickiedooner</span> :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by kill-u-bitch i ate a whole bottle once and my dick grew 42 inches, i now have fuck dead whales on the beach because all the girls i fuck die from interior bleeding I laughed so fucking hard when I read this that I snorted! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fucking hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 I think its all in the mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I have no trouble getting all of my urine into the comode. Putting myself closer to the target isn't gonna improve perfect accuracy. (btw ladies.... you can't handle "the truth") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollinaround Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 So by the time they are 18 they only see it on holidays, and only because they have to? hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahaha---now thats the truth!:lol: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO BELIEVE YER DICK WILL GROW FROM A PILL, SAVE YER MONEY. KEEP YANKIN ON IT, OR PUT A WEIGHT ON THE END OF IT AND PRAY TO THE GRAVITY GODS... MAKE THE BEST OF WHAT YOU GOT. DRAW A HAPPY FACE ON IT , TAKE A PICTURE AND SEND IT IN TO lifesucksdie.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Questions Hey Wonka, have you tried a penis pump? If so, how did that work for you? Girls, if a guy you dated was taking this stuff, and all of a sudden his prescription/supply ran out, do you think you would notice the difference of 1 or 2 inches? By the way I'm not Brazilian but I can get a tan. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck <span style='color:black'>hahaha. But really. If I could get another 3 inches i would have more fun with smackin it on some girls forehead. Like a spatula. I believe the term is "papping"!! Haha. yuck/dickiedooner</span> :lol: you might even be able to give em a roman war helmet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 23, 2003 Share Posted November 23, 2003 christ, this shit is hilarious. my man wants to take some of these pills, but the dude is already impressively large. i think he gets off on it when i beg him to not take the pills. "god damn it! i dont want your cock any bigger!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 23, 2003 Share Posted November 23, 2003 So did we ever find out, What Brand these things are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abortedfetus Posted November 23, 2003 Share Posted November 23, 2003 I wouldnt need them. and by the way, being a man with a big dick is great, I feel sorry for all you white guys out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giving Tree Posted November 23, 2003 Share Posted November 23, 2003 Originally posted by ClueTwo So did we ever find out, What Brand these things are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 23, 2003 Share Posted November 23, 2003 Originally posted by Weapon X This thread and Tesseract’s pussy thread should link up. They’d probably like each other, don’t you think? word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 yes willy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I heard none of those shits work. I've also heard that the weird 'pulling exercise' method does... but unless you're stretching it horizontally I think you'd just end up with noodle-cock... I'm straight on all of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 So did we ever find out' date=' What Brand these things are?[/quote'] .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Exactly. I went with a guy who was smaller than average but made up for it with sexual technique. Ohh la la, nothing but praise Brazillian guys sure are good lookin...I'm sure not all of them have xtra large like my ex, but who knows. I'm thinking you would've liked his size, Ube. My boyfriend now...what can i say? Puerto Rican and Mexican combination= perfection. Most beautiful I've ever seen...perfect size. my honey is brazillian/costa rican. handsome. no problem with his size.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy.wonka Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 lol silly old threads.... this shit is funny. i think my plan was to see how many people would be interested in what brand i used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 pssssh. he's being salty on the brand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romenz$$$ Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 i went out with this girl..first thing she tells me is that i can't handle her...one night after boning her for a long time she tells me shes' soar, i knew my dick size was above average she did too but she tries telling me its the size not the performance that had her so worn out..I just laughed it off I 've seen my share of porn and know that i can perform!! i later found out when she said i couldn't handle her she was talking about her personality(borderline female) i just wish she would have gave up the asshole we both knew it wasn't happening she was too tense shit was super tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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