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I picked sluts only because one day I will be old, fat(?) and bald(???)

and I will still want some loving in my tender old age. Know what I mean?

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pot makes you stupid and can give you emphysema.

beer makes you fat and can give you scerrosis.

sluts give you stds which make peeing painful.

 

i'll take the paint. i'll be able to use that with a mask and gloves until i'm on my deathbed. besides, art is more satisfying than sex, being high, or getting drunk any day of the week.

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ok... I'll agree that art can give you more than the other choices...

 

but when you're an 80 year old man would you rather

have a hot young nurse to wipe your drool or a crate of montana?

No one said you can only have one thing... but I know that sluts

are by far the most expensive and fickle things on the list.

 

If you buy paint... it stays untill you use it.

Beer can go bad, but that takes time too.

Herbs... whatever... not my thing.

 

But we're talking about a lifetime here!

 

At the end of my days I'd rather look back at my

grandkids and great grandkids than photos of burners

that have faded away into dust.

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Sonuvabitch....kilo beat me to it.....

 

yeah, well anyway, you can steal beer from the store, rack paint as needed and grow your own weed.

 

Sluts on the other hand can't be obtained by any of these means unless you're the Ed Gein or John Wayne Gacy type. Oh, wait, Gacy lusted after lil boys...fuck it, you get my drift goddamnit.

 

I'd rather have a steady harem of Asian beauties to have wild sex orgies with for life. Even when i get too old to get it up, they could just have sex with one another for my amusement.

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though it's not a choice

 

 

i'll say cash.

 

 

a lifetime supply of a substantial amount american greenbacks, can buy you a lifetime supply of any of the afformentioned, plus more!

 

 

so i'll wish for cash!

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Originally posted by ARCEL

it's a toss up between pot and sluts, the other two are free

----->exactly

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Originally posted by shitmop-1$

gacy.:lol:

they made a lowbudget movie about him, it looked so crazy that i went to get it.

 

sluts sluts sluts!!!!!!!!

 

you would buy that movie. homie watches bully everynight before he goes to sleep.

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Originally posted by pirate

you would buy that movie. homie watches bully everynight before he goes to sleep.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

i actually did watch bully today.

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i would take the paint, i dont drink or smoke...but you guys should take the paint...you chould always trade cans for pot or beer...and sluts???

 

 

 

who wants sluts...?

 

 

 

 

fresh meat over here:D

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This is what I get out of this graph....

 

 

Paint = 15(maybe younger) - 19

Pot = 20-21

Beer = 21-27 (Lucky guess)

Sluts = 28 and up.....

 

This is just how I see it, but who knows....

 

I voted for Beer, all the way.....

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Originally posted by shitmop-1$

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

i actually did watch bully today.

that movie made me wanna have sex with my gf.

 

But wtf....dude wanted to watch gay porn while he was nailing that lil so. cal hoe

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