Guest imported_Europe Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Iloveunicorns is fake. Come up with some better shit if you really have to waste our time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by Europe Iloveunicorns is fake. Come up with some better shit if you really have to waste our time. whoa.. harsh ! :huh?: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Re: I had sex with a girl and then found out she had a ballsac.... im sorry but this has to go to the homosexual undertones thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by Europe Iloveunicorns is fake. Come up with some better shit if you really have to waste our time. agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveUnicrns Posted October 22, 2003 Author Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by Europe Iloveunicorns is fake. Come up with some better shit if you really have to waste our time. I'm really not joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 I fingered a chick who had all sorts of big flesh down there. It was the weirdest thing I ever did feel, but never got to see. Definitely didn’t resemble a ballsack, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nang'eds! Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Why where the other girls looking at her pussy, is it an american thing for the girls to show there pussy's around, then again i bet you freight graffers do it too. Fuck that is pretty rank.... oh and fuck them balls, you know it's healthy realy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveUnicrns Posted October 22, 2003 Author Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by nang'eds! Why where the other girls looking at her pussy, is it an american thing for the girls to show there pussy's around, then again i bet you freight graffers do it too. Fuck that is pretty rank.... oh and fuck them balls, you know it's healthy realy!! she said she just saw her change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 maybe the other girl is jealous of the one with the fat cooch and talked shit. Girls are petty, they'll do that shit. I say investigate for yourself. If she just has a plump twat, you'll be ok. If the lips are hanging all crazy and it repulses you, you can always just have sex with her. I don't believe her labia is hanging like a ball sack, that just sounds crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kill-u-bitch Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 DID IT HAVE EYES!!?!??!?!?!?! http://212.120.99.236/weblog/archives/vagina.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by E MARTYR pussy flaps that hang... :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 like whoa!!!! when she gottta beef ears like whoa!! ahahahhahaha i thought this shit was amusing, especially all of the infintile responses. So what, im sure your like 26 or something and them hoes is like 14 and they aint never seen pussy lips, if you aint feeling it then id suggest get a godamn good look for yourself. I tell you this much homie, every girl i have ever had sex with, I know what she looks like naked, and that isnt always a good thing cause girls come in many different shapes. I even stopped dating this girl cause the shape of her tits turned me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveUnicrns Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by robotripp So what, im sure your like 26 or something and them hoes is like 14 and they aint never seen pussy lips, if you aint feeling it then id suggest get a godamn good look for yourself. I tell you this much homie, every girl i have ever had sex with, I know what she looks like naked, and that isnt always a good thing cause girls come in many different shapes. I even stopped dating this girl cause the shape of her tits turned me off. im not close to that old and only one of the girls was younger than 18. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 And for the sake of sounding like a mom, you should check out the cooch b-4 you have sex. Thick lips ain't nothin to worry about in comparison with genital warts and herpes (both can be contagious with or without condoms). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 i dont doubt you bro i can fully understand not feeling the ballsak with your dick....cmon who here can draw a cunt just from probing it with your dick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 i also want to add this story is much more believeable then whoever it was that said some hot chick fingered his anus and then bathed in the resulting explosion of shite...everyone seemed to swallow that story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nang'eds! Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by kill-u-bitch DID IT HAVE EYES!!?!??!?!?!?! http://212.120.99.236/weblog/archives/vagina.jpg'> haha. HAHA, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABLEEHOOHOOHOOSHSDWHDWHSWHHahaha..hah...hah.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILoveUnicrns Posted October 27, 2003 Author Share Posted October 27, 2003 ok...so two nights ago i did some detective work and felt the outside of her underwear where the ballsac would be...and yes..i felt a large mass there. it was like she stuffed her underwear with a ball of warm jello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 Damm man..if all these stories are true then you live your life in a movie..wierd..it's like god is picking on you..do you feel it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahblahblah Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 in case you are wondering, all of these stories are true....this is just the life of a sexual deviant who happens to really dig unicorns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kemekill Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 oh shit, when did he get banned? and also, this is one of the funniest goddamn quotes ever... Originally posted by AevOne718 Maybe this girl has labial cancer? HUH!? HOW BOUT THAT? You filthy bastard. Watch, just watch... you won't want to have sex with her and she'll be all like "IS IT MY CROTCH-TUMOR??? IS IT!!??" And you'll be like "yeah... it's icky". And she'll fucking off herself right then and there. Then her tumor will hatch and the snake beast things that come out will devour your motherfucking eyes. Then see how you like it. God, am I the only sensitive man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOZACK Posted November 5, 2003 Share Posted November 5, 2003 i had sex with a girl and then i found out she was a zebra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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