Jackson Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 What Nationality is the Ford Motor company? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 answer my fucking question bitch I'm waiting for an answer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 im a man.. will you sleep with me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nang'eds! Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Re: can of motherfucking worms is in the motherfucking house.......motherfucker Originally posted by can of worms what's the definition of pure evil? Either micky mouse or a rotting granny sitting in the fruit cellar waiting to pounce on anyone victim that decides to enter the hell ridden basement....watch evil dead2 and you will realise the power of the rotting granny!!..... but i am not FATBASTARD so i guess it just won't do. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Re: Re: can of motherfucking worms is in the motherfucking house.......motherfucker Originally posted by nang'eds! but i am not FATBASTARD so i guess it just won't do. :( No.......it won't I edited this post because I was impatient and asked my question again but looks like it just got answered below...my bad almighty fatbastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 22, 2003 Author Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by ClueTwo OK,So today one of my accounts comes in and is ordering from one of the counter guys. Well after he's done placing his order he comes over to me and secretly ask me if I know anyone looking for a job. This guy does some of the best surviellance video setups in the country. He seems to like the way I do business alot. So now heres the problem.. I have been with my cuirrent company for almost 4 years. I'm good at what I do (shameless). These people have been with me through thick and thin, jail and so forth. I don't know what to do?? FatBastard now is your chance to make a difference.... This is a tough one, serisouly dude you could really change your future with the surviellance guy and all sorts of doors could open up, but at the same time something seems a little shady about a guy randomly offering you a job because he like the way you do business...a lot of employers try to charm you but its a tactic they use they pretend they are overly impressed by you and sub-conciously you want to maintain that image you think they have so you try to work your hardest..... basically i think you should stay with this job...your good at it and you have heard the saying a bird in the hands worth 2 in the bush. Althhough if you want to take a break and take a gamble/risk and act spontaniously go for it..but i stronly recommend the former...they stuck with you through jail dude.....JAIL! Originally posted by StarzAbove Will graff ever die? This issue is well played out, no it will never die every month around the world many many new writers are born, some stay around through tough times, some leave......in short people will discover new mediums..the cultures too strong. Originally posted by LENS Where can i find a pair of asian twin sisters to have a hot threesome with? I'm talking mattress sealed in slippery plastic, several hits of E and sum baby oil. DEE38 and devilush are both asianish, (DEE38 is at milf status now) but at the same time both married, but they both posted sexy pictures of themselves on the board so they may be swingers and down for whatever who knows? maybe try that route..(i dont like your chances though) you could also hang out at some colleges and get your mach on some exchange student (the japanese get pretty kinky) Originally posted by suicidebombr a.) should i skip school tomorrow b.) Optimo or Garcia Vega c.) Graffiti or Concert d.) Middies or Nugs a.) No, you will regret it in afterwards..i always do, unless you have something planned, but if its just plain laziness get off your ass! b.)Optimo most definately, but garcia vega sound so dope c.) Graffiti! ...always!.. its so much cheaper, more enjoyable and you have something to show for it afterwards. d.) although i have no idea what your talking about, and dont care for either i would have to say NUGS (i feel like im guessing at random on a science test with this one) Originally posted by krie am i sexy ? Dude, you mached on your mates sister...Your DAMN sexy. Originally posted by MOOGLE? what do i see when i close my eyes as i step off the wicker stool with a extension cord wrapped around my neck with the plug tied in a slipknot ad the end tied tightly to my cieling fan. and how long does it take for a 45 year old hookers body to fully decompose in a swamp? Cut off your dreadlocks, it will open more doors for you, and thus leaving you with less time to think up stupid things like the above, either that or use less drugs.. Originally posted by Jackson What Nationality is the Ford Motor company? It started out in Michigan (lansing) but the fact you asked such an easy question makes me think its a trick and its actually originated from somewhereelse, do you know something i dont buddy? wait you guys are asking the questions here ha!.... Originally posted by Telo im a man.. will you sleep with me? If by sleep you mean sex, then no, but if you mean sleep together in a double bed with you on one side and me on the other then sure, it will give me a place to crash when i travel in the future :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 does this shirt make me look fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 i get 8 hours of sleep a night and i cant wake up in the morning. it takes all my strength to get up and get moving.. how can i change this shit and get more energy in the morning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 22, 2003 Author Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by Telo i get 8 hours of sleep a night and i cant wake up in the morning. it takes all my strength to get up and get moving.. how can i change this shit and get more energy in the morning? Theres two ways the unhealthy and the healthy, what you do the first one is if you can aquire kids atension deficate disorder medicine (ritalin or dexamphetamine) you set your alarm for 10-15 minutes before you want to wake up, have 1-2 of them with a glass of water by your alarm and go back to sleep trust me in less then 15 minutes later you will be WIDE awake! I dont recommend this [b/] or the healthy option is to get running before bed or even in the mornings, this increases your metabolism gets your blood flowing and your system moving more rapidly, the less you do the less your body will want you to do, and its an ongoing cycle..so get moving! and also drink more water its possible you feel sluggish because of that Originally posted by $360 does this shirt make me look fat? If its a t-shirt probably not and you can get larger sizes to hide your man boobs and growing belly, if its a work/business shirt then most likely...no matter what people say i still think business shirts and suits dont look good on guys in there teens to early 20's it just dosent go... so what you should do is go for a pin striped which will present your body with a more slim and slender illusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 22, 2003 Author Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by fatbastard Theres two ways the unhealthy and the healthy, what you do the first one is if you can aquire kids atension deficate disorder medicine (ritalin or dexamphetamine) you set your alarm for 10-15 minutes before you want to wake up, have 1-2 of them with a glass of water by your alarm and go back to sleep trust me in less then 15 minutes later you will be WIDE awake! I dont recommend this or the healthy option is to get running before bed or even in the mornings, this increases your metabolism gets your blood flowing and your system moving more rapidly, the less you do the less your body will want you to do, and its an ongoing cycle..so get moving! and also drink more water its possible you feel sluggish because of that If its a t-shirt probably not and you can get larger sizes to hide your man boobs and growing belly, if its a work/business shirt then most likely...no matter what people say i still think business shirts and suits dont look good on guys in there teens to early 20's it just dosent go... so what you should do is go for a pin striped which will present your body with a more slim and slender illusion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 22, 2003 Author Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted byshitmop-1$ how old am I? Older than 16 younger than 22 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 WHERE IS ETHREADZNY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE HOT ARTSY CHICKS AT? and, y dont they shave there legs. :o :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 22, 2003 Author Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by Weapon X WHERE IS ETHREADZNY? His been reeeeeeal busy at the moment, and had little access to internet access, been by the 12oz to view some posts but hasnt had time or patience to post replies/pics etc that guy will be back, but why do you care? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Ethreadz is a chillin’ guy who added to the 12oz flavour wheel. One more question…Is it true that girls look at shoes and nails on a guy first? Or is it the crotch area that they sneak a peak at first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 22, 2003 Author Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by caL WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE HOT ARTSY CHICKS AT? and, y dont they shave there legs. :o :lol: You have to search for them, go to art shows (naturally) check out sorts of graphic design forums, and general weirdo places....they dont shave their legs because they dont care, plus its cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 22, 2003 Author Share Posted October 22, 2003 Originally posted by Weapon X Ethreadz is a chillin’ guy who added to the 12oz flavour wheel. One more question…Is it true that girls look at shoes and nails on a guy first? Or is it the crotch area that they sneak a peak at first? Shoes and the watch, i dont know about nails, but how hard can nails be to keep proper? ive noticed girls looking at my shoes ALOT! and no they dont peak the crotch as if you could tell anything from that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 No, for real, I heard both. And it was from females. Then again, the crotch thing was told to me by that crazy Bulgarian chick. “As if you can tell from that.” That’s what I said. Who the fuck wears skinners anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 Will i make it to university in London next year ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted October 22, 2003 Share Posted October 22, 2003 i look at the crotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 so much advice and so little time... good thread ya fatbastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 A) how can i get highschool freshman babes to let me "bone" them? B) about what age does your penis stop growing? C) where will i end up in 10 years if i smoke pot everday get drunk often and live in a basement? will i still be living in my basement? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by fatbastard a.) No, you will regret it in afterwards..i always do, unless you have something planned, but if its just plain laziness get off your ass! i guess i'll agree with you on that. b.)Optimo most definately, but garcia vega sound so dope Garcia Vega's are dope, i like the ones with leaves. just incase you fuck up, you can always put the leaf over it and make it better. i'll agree with you on Optimo as well. c.) Graffiti! ...always!.. its so much cheaper, more enjoyable and you have something to show for it afterwards. again, i'll agree. d.) although i have no idea what your talking about, and dont care for either i would have to say NUGS (i feel like im guessing at random on a science test with this one) once again, you come through with the goods. i'm liking this thread, BUMP. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Were you trying to start something like an online homo battle of witts with me in the thread Hesh has about his life because I'm friendly with a few of the mods, and you hate the fact I'm cool with them and have no desire to be a mod but your trying your hardest to become one? or is it my horrible grammer and spelling?or even better MAH DOGGIE STYLE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 this guy is good. this guy is real good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 Gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by Pinup Will i make it to university in London next year ? Well at the moment this really depends on you...something tells me you have a lot of shit to do, a lot of things to sort out...you need to take action in stead of waiting and sitting around... also the application/portfolio/letter(s) your giving the university can be bulked up a little bit. Originally posted by Frate Raper Were you trying to start something like an online homo battle of witts with me in the thread Hesh has about his life because I'm friendly with a few of the mods, and you hate the fact I'm cool with them and have no desire to be a mod but your trying your hardest to become one? or is it my horrible grammer and spelling?or even better MAH DOGGIE STYLE? Yeah, like i said before i have no status whatsoever, so i guess it was a case of severe jealousy....i wish i was you man, i wish i was you ha! nah i'm joking....maybe i will email hesh...like a lot... like 20 emails a day and try to get better aquainted with him so i can participate in his threads or maybe i will admit it was your doggie style. Girl: you know i love you right baby Snoop dogg: you dont loooove me you jus luv mah dawgie style Originally posted by dr.testical A) how can i get highschool freshman babes to let me "bone" them? B) about what age does your penis stop growing? C) where will i end up in 10 years if i smoke pot everday get drunk often and live in a basement? will i still be living in my basement? A) Make them think your the "cool" guy and make them somehow think they are lucky to be talking to you, snob them a lot so they appreciate the little time you spend with them, once again Make them think your the cool guy if they are little abercrombie teeny boppers lie to them and tell them you model and know such and such....its shallow fake and imoral, but it will get you "boned" B) I heard it grows very very slowly till your around 21 before completely stopping, ive also heard it stops growing a few years after puberty...ill go with the latter C) you will be that loser 35 year old with his belly hanging out of his hawain shirt dirty balding hair tied to a pony tail trying to crack on to young girls, then you will go about all these business strategies etc to make money (as you have none at this stage) but all attempts at "get rich quick" fail, you will basically be eating mayonaise of your chest with a spoon, wearing semen stained sweatpants, in front of the TV waiting for your porn to complete download.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by space base Gay. I'm not even going to begin talking about the hypocrisy of you calling me this..... dude, i thought you left channel zero? Remember This go back to your thread ASAP, and see what people say about you.....QUICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Vandalay Posted October 23, 2003 Share Posted October 23, 2003 HEY FATBASTARD, WHAT THE FUCK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted October 23, 2003 Author Share Posted October 23, 2003 Originally posted by Art Vandalay HEY FATBASTARD, WHAT THE FUCK? Give a fuck? i dont know what a fuck is to give it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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