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CATTLE PROD (appeciation thread)

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After a recent near-violent encounter with a very large black male (had a shank on him, was also like 10 heads deep)

I praise these things now. My friend got 3 off Ebay for like 45 bones..

 

Well - we can now attend all the outdoor festivities with out having to worry about thugs trying to fight dirty. What else can I say - Let the bad times roll. All I have to do is attach my brass knuckles to the handle somehow.

 

It should also be said that I'd like to have my cattle prod with me at certain shows involving large brute type skin/boneheads..

You know those guys who start fights with everyone and fuck up the show. The ones who are all like: GET YOUR BOYS! for trying to break up thier fight..

 

Now they got another thing commin'..

 

It sure beats stabbing or shooting people - You cant front on that.

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Right on, sounds much more original and certainly not as damning as a knife or a gun.

 

how well can you conceal one of those things?

How many charges do you get with it?

Do they still sell them on Ebay?

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well - a small one you can conceal anywhere. but I think a trench or long coat is the way to go for a longer prod. I have yet to find out how long they last on single charge. Ebay doesnt have the fancy ones pictured above..Still worth checkin out if you need one.

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The greatest is in Waynes World when Garth is at the gig and he cant get past the fat motherfucker who pushes him, so he goes to his car and gets an industrial strength cattle prod and jukkkks him in the belly- Fuckin A!

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Thats the only downside I can see. Unhealthy people or folk with heart problems might kick the bucket after getting shocked..

 

Maybe shocking fat people is a bad idea..Since most of them have hearts working double time..

 

Ohhhh well :lol:

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