Poop Man Bob Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3204318.stm http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39329000/jpg/_39329800_eminempa270.jpg'> Dee-troit whut. Eminem judge raps out dismissal Eminem's alleged childhood bully lost the battle A US judge has handed down an unprecedented rhyming "diss" in court to a man who claimed rapper Eminem's lyrics defamed him. According to The Macomb Daily in Michigan, Judge Deborah Servitto told DeAngelo Bailey: "Mr Bailey complains that his rap is trash,/so he's seeking compensation in the form of cash./ "Bailey thinks he's entitled to some monetary gain,/ because Eminem used his name in vain./ The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact,/ they're an exaggeration of a childish act./ "It is therefore this court's ultimate position,/ that Eminem is entitled to summary disposition." Marshall Mathers III, 31, better known as Eminem, accused Mr Bailey of assaulting him whilst at school on his 1999 album, The Slim Shady LP. Eminem's lyrics from the track Brain Damage allege: "Way before my baby daughter Hailey, I was harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey... "He banged my head against the urinal till he broke my nose, soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat." Anger management Mr Bailey filed a lawsuit against the artist, seeking $1m for damage to his reputation. He maintained that he only "bumped into" Mr Mathers, while his circle of friends used to "do bully-type things" to Mr Mathers. He denied the assault as it is portrayed in the song. In a failed case in 1982, Mr Mathers' mother, Debbie, attempted to sue Roseville Community Schools for an alleged attack on her son, naming Mr Bailey in court documents. Mr Bailey's attorney, Byron Nolen, expressed surprise at Saturday's 13-page ruling, which featured the rap as a footnote. "I don't know how the Court of Appeals would look at something like that," he said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 ahahaha thats some funy shit. bailey got his feelings hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 ha ha... eminem was a dork in school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 Court would be so much more fun if all judges senteced you with some ill rhymes and a nasty bass line. Judge: Yo yo yo, check it. I be the judge up in this bitch and we'd let you off easy if you snitch 365 days is what the court recomended 2 of of those days have been suspended Yuck: yo what kind of shit have you dealt me mr.yuck aint even guilty Judge: Baylif...Take him away nigga... (throws up some gang signs) BEEOTCH!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 DAMMIT EMINEM GET YOUR BABY MOMMA OFF OF THAT NOSE CANDY !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: hahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck Court would be so much more fun if all judges senteced you with some ill rhymes and a nasty bass line. Judge: Yo yo yo, check it. I be the judge up in this bitch and we'd let you off easy if you snitch 365 days is what the court recomended 2 of of those days have been suspended Yuck: yo what kind of shit have you dealt me mr.yuck aint even guilty Judge: Baylif...Take him away nigga... (throws up some gang signs) BEEOTCH!! ha ha ha ha. Excellent. If that was the case, going to court wouldn't be that bad. If you were a bad enough criminal, they'd probably make your hearing into a top 40 single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 oh come on. that's a red du-rag. straight hideous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
type R Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LungFactory Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 that judge rap, *cough* *wack* lets battle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 ummmm great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 http://www.kak.ru/images/boom.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 Mr Yuck...your too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 19, 2003 Share Posted October 19, 2003 Originally posted by Sickboy Mr Yuck...your too funny. mr.yuck is a comedian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModelCitizen Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 I'm not sure I'm feeling the judge's flow. Seems kinda '96. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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