Skinny Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 HOW DO I MAKE MY GIRL HAPPY? buy her a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
»§ÜGÅR« Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 cheesecake.:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Originally posted by E MARTYR let her spend the night with me.... thats how. :lol: sometimes you say the dumbest shit man. and homie, dont worry about oral. I have had over 20 women, yes i know it is not a big number but im only 21, and i have had a blow job from two girls and by blow job i mean the bitch could actually make me cum. So anyhow dont stress, get her to learn how to work the pussy muscles and you wont need a blow job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Instead of just letting E Martyr hit your gf, why not let the two of us tag team her? Look, your gf will be getting twice the love injected into her and when she sees you afterwards, she'll be able to project all that love towards you! Sounds sweet huh? Now all i have to do is make sure E.M. is cool with alla this....heh heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Listen everybody, I need some advice on how to make my girlfriend sweat and really like what she's getting. ---it's hard to keep women happy I also wanna know how to get her to give me head, ---if she don't give you head, toss her to the curb cuz she always feels like throwing up and she always gags and shit. ---tell her to breathe through her nose while sucking the pipe homie Please, I am open to any advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hahahaha Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 how to make your girl happy dump her and let her find me them she'll be happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toastone Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 come on now, we all know true happiness comes from within... casper you sound like an unhappy dude... your johanna probably has some problems too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 ADVICE GET A NEW GIRLFRIEND . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 hit her until she does what you say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 Page2 Give her my number. ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasperMigo Posted October 20, 2003 Author Share Posted October 20, 2003 Thanks everybody for respopnding, this is some pretty funny shit. and I don't care that it's not that helpful 'cause it was just a question, and I don't really care that much I was just wondering. Now this might sound like some bullshit, or sound gay or something but my girlfriend and I decided to stay away from sex until we're married. SERIOUSLY. So we we were just working around it. Lens- your advice was the best and I think I've done all those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 you sir, are pussy whipped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 correcting can of worms... you sir, are a piece of shit who needs beat over the heat with a baseball bat/golf ball club/night stick/any thing you can think of. KILL YOURSELF.:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted October 20, 2003 Share Posted October 20, 2003 "JOHaNNA'S Beautiful" the signature of a true 8th grader...o by the way i tried no sex after a condom broke and it lasted 8 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toastone Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 i think the finest hoes are those ones that might look alright at first, good enough to fuck... then you get to know that biaznitch and you call her a woman instead of a biaznitch... shes so beautiful you wont need to tell mahfuckahz in your 12 oz signature... that shit is super dope china white type shit i dont know about all that celibacy jazz, I think I spelled celibacy right though... that shit is for suckaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Make her happy send her to my room for a night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 i personally think losing your virginity is should be special and with that special someone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Originally posted by CasperMigo Lens- your advice was the best and I think I've done all those things. Holy christ, that's the first time I ever heard that before... Dude, follow the advice someone left in regards to physical motivation on your part.... Hit her until she listens.....ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Tell Her you dont want to be with her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 dude, if you can seriously wait until marriage, you must not have nuts. normal guys think about sex a lot, i'm sure you do, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU KID?:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toad_AAA Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 you make her happy by buying her things if she doesnt like you OR if she does then being yourself is good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted October 21, 2003 Share Posted October 21, 2003 Originally posted by MineWonr Oh that's funny to you? You won't be laughing when someone prematurely ejaculates in your face. It stings. And that's now why I have a lazy eye.. i dont know if youre a dude or a chick but i'm seriously hoping youse a chick..... :eek: :confused: :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CasperMigo Posted October 25, 2003 Author Share Posted October 25, 2003 Thanks for all the advice. Everything is running smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Watch porn and mimic some of the things they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 She is bad news. An unwilling bitch is an unworthy bitch, hands down. Go find something new, don't close doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 The guy is like 14, of course his girl is going to be unwilling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 Originally posted by -Rage- Pee on her. "so does anyone in here like watersports?" niggaz know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l0rdka0s Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 didnt somene tel lyou to tosss her salad???? well then fucking do it!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phism Posted October 25, 2003 Share Posted October 25, 2003 http://www.sauceonrice.com/b3ta/beaveronaplate.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 26, 2003 Share Posted October 26, 2003 Originally posted by Tyler Durden "so does anyone in here like watersports?" niggaz know. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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