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im sure he is a yankee fan.....ROB

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GO YANKS!

 

 

Free Will Astrology

horoscopes for week of October 16, 2003

 

Aries (March 21-April 19)

 

This may sound crazy, but the best way to attract good luck in the coming week is to experiment with doing the opposite of what you usually do. For instance, you could act as if limitations are fantastic opportunities. Instead of indulging your impulses, you can question them -- lightheartedly, of course. Rather than leading everyone into interesting temptation with your fiery enthusiasm, you could be a meditative follower who listens well and tries out other people's daring plans. Any other ideas?

 

 

Taurus (April 20-May 20)

 

The next couple of weeks will be an excellent time to purge any nagging karma that has been haunting your love life. You'll be ready to move on to new romantic frontiers once you clear away the residue that has been subtly burdening you. To achieve the proper spirit of rowdy fierceness, I suggest you learn the following country music songs and belt them out now and then: "You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat," "Get Your Tongue out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Goodbye," "How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?," "I Wouldn't Take You To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid You'd Win," "I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well," and "I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart."

 

 

Gemini (May 21-June 20)

 

This is your official too-much-of-a-good-thing warning. To protect and preserve the sweet progress you've enjoyed in recent weeks, make sure that abundance doesn't tip over into gross excess. How? Refuse to become a slave to your good ideas. Don't let your triumphs lead to exhaustion. Avoid expressions of generosity that are wasted on the recipients or motivated mostly by the urge to impress people. You can keep all your well-earned rewards, dear Gemini, if you'll start setting graceful new limits now.

 

 

 

Cancer (June 21-July 22)

 

Most practitioners of the healing arts believe in taking a gradual approach. Psychotherapists and acupuncturists, for example, typically see their clients once a week, theorizing that even deep-seated problems have to be undone slowly and gently. Some mavericks take a more radical approach, however. One acupuncturist I know has her clients come and stay at her clinic for six consecutive days, during which time she administers a fresh treatment every two hours. This is the kind of approach I recommend for you right now, Cancerian. You're on the verge of curing a certain longstanding imbalance, and intense, concentrated attention is the best way to do it.

 

 

Leo (July 23-August 22)

 

I shopped at a local supermarket for months before striking up a conversation with Wendy, one of the check-out clerks. "How was your weekend?" I asked her one Monday. "I worked at my two other jobs," she said. I was surprised, having assumed her career consisted entirely of tallying grocery purchases. "I'm a psychotherapist at a group home for disturbed teens," she continued, "and I'm trying to finish my PhD dissertation." I blushed in embarrassment for having misread her so thoroughly. As she processed my order, we had an interesting exchange about adolescent angst and the politics of psychotherapy. I suggest you make Wendy your inspirational symbol this week, Leo. May she remind you to dig beneath the surface and uncover the deeper truth about everything you think you have figured out.

 

 

 

Virgo (August 23-September 22)

 

"The fox knows many things," said the ancient Greek poet Archilochus, "but the hedgehog knows one big thing." Twentieth-century philosopher Isaiah Berlin used this thought as an organizing principle in discussing types of writers. Hedgehogs like Dante and Plato yearned to explain life's apparent chaos with a single, all-embracing theory, Berlin believed, whereas foxes like Shakespeare preferred to revel in the world's messy multiplicity without feeling a need to unify it all in one system. My long experience with astrological types has convinced me that most Virgos tend to be foxes. In the coming days, however, I advise you to try out the hedgehog perspective. It'll ensure you don't miss the forest for the trees.

 

 

 

Libra (September 23-October 22)

 

Where exactly does happiness come from, ask David Meyers and Ed Diener in their article, "The Science of Happiness," published in "The Futurist" magazine. Do you experience happiness primarily through being a good person or contemplating the meaning of life? From indulging in pleasure or knowing the truth? From preserving comfy illusions or purging yourself of pent-up rage and sadness? All the above? Let these questions be the starting point for your own meditations on the subject, Libra. It's a perfect moment to get very serious about defining what brings you joy and making concrete plans to harvest more of it.

 

 

Scorpio (October 23-November 21)

 

The science newsletter, "Mini-Annals of Improbable Research," did a poll of its readers on the question, "Does reality exist?" Forty-two percent answered yes, while 31 percent asserted that it most certainly does not. The remaining 27 percent were undecided. A few of the latter believed that their reality exists but no one else's does. Two people said, "Yes, reality exists, but you can't get to it." According to one respondent, "Reality exists only when it is really necessary." Remember that line, Scorpio, because it will be quite necessary for your reality to exist in the coming weeks. Here's another response to the poll that you should make your own: "Reality especially exists right after a thunderstorm." I predict that your reality will become vivid and deep once your metaphorical tempest ends in a few days.

 

 

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

 

Fate is conspiring to suck you into an intensive behavioral modification program. The goal: to weed out the wishy-washy wishes and leech out the lukewarm longings that are keeping you distracted from your burning desires. Here's the paradoxical formula that will be at the heart of this process: If you try to maintain the illusion that you're not losing yourself, you will in fact lose yourself. But if you surrender and agree to lose yourself, you will break through to a new level of communion with the deepest, most eternal part of yourself.

 

 

Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

 

Nice guys finish last. So proclaimed the crusty old baseball player, Leo Durocher, who was famous last century for his rough play and dirty tricks. His once-wicked insinuation has, 50 years later, devolved into a decadent platitude. It needs an update. As you enter a phase when it will make sense to become more strategic, Capricorn, try on the following formulas for size: Nice guys finish last because they follow all the rules by rote. Nasty guys often don't even finish because they break the rules by rote. Smart guys and riot grrrls win because they get away with inventing new rules that update the meaning of the ever-evolving game.

 

 

Aquarius (January 20- February 18)

 

Would you consider acquiring a three-foot-long double-edged sword like the one Beowulf wielded in his famous battle with the monster many centuries ago? A blade resembling King Arthur's Excalibur would be fine, too, as would one modeled after Glandring, which belonged to the wizard Gandalf in J. R. R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings. You won't need this weapon to defend yourself from physical attack in the coming days, Aquarius; that's not why I recommend it. Rather, I suggest you use it as a magical prop in a ritual designed to rouse your warrior spirit. Hold it in front of you as you visualize yourself scaring off your inner demons and cutting away the inessential concerns that are bogging you down.

 

 

Pisces (February 19-March 20)

 

This may be the time your descendants will tell stories about: the turning point when you outwit an old nemesis and undo an ancient knot, freeing you to finally begin fulfilling your life purpose in earnest. On the other hand, this may be the moment when you shrink back from a challenge similar to one that many generations of your family members have faced. If that's what happens, your descendants will be lacking an important clue when they encounter their own version of the ancestral puzzle many years from now. Which will it be, Pisces? Answering the call to adventure or refusing it?

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Guest imported_Tesseract

You havent got the slightest idea on just how accurate and on point rob is....

 

I got the answer right here:

 

Lets push things forward

 

 

Happy weekend y'all...excuse me while i kiss the sky!

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whoa!

 

I thought you were missing.

 

now it's oficially Friday!

 

 

----------------------------------O-scope

 

 

Aries: (March 21—April 19)

You're finally entering the period of life in which the things that you want to do greatly outnumber the things that you will eventually do.

 

Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)

You will reluctantly reach the conclusion that those snobs at Artforum don't know a goddamn thing about death metal.

 

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)

The way to respond to a stupid question is to pretend not to hear it, which is why your friends all seem to have hearing problems.

 

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)

An elite squad of international assassins will target you, in an effort to make sure that the secrets behind your famous chili stay secret.

 

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)

Keep in mind that the accepted order is rape, then pillage, and then burn.

 

Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)

Everyone has one of those uncles who knows how to use a rifle, add a deck to the house, and catch a trout—everyone, that is, except for your nephew.

 

Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)

Seeing the look on the cop's face when he found the tiger in your apartment was pretty cool, but it wasn't really worth the horrible lacerations you received.

 

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)

After everyone has spoken, there will be an awkward, 90-second silence, at which point people will agree that you've been eulogized enough.

 

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)

The debate on whether we have a shame- or a guilt-based society is complicated when, due to some odd circumstances, you kill a man by shitting your pants.

 

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)

George Jones predicted that you will stop loving her today, but he left the exact method for doing so ambiguous.

 

Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)

You'll finally learn the basics of poetic meter and scansion, but by then, it'll be too late for them to do you any good.

 

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)

Once again, you'll be surprised by how many of your troubles can be traced back to that smelly old couch.

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Gemini: (May 21—June 21)

The way to respond to a stupid question is to pretend not to hear it, which is why your friends all seem to have hearing problems.

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHA...."hello, is there anybody out there?!"

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Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)

Seeing the look on the cop's face when he found the tiger in your apartment was pretty cool, but it wasn't really worth the horrible lacerations you received.

 

uh...I don't like the general direction of this one.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

I just started my vacation today!

2 weeks of some much needed R&R.

I guess that enough time to think about things.

 

 

The Eye of The Tiger

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

just chillen, I was thinking of

making a trek to Portland, to visit

some folkers...but not sure.

Funds is kinda tight. Plus were

throwing a Halloween party.

And some other personal things

I have to iron out. But I plan on

having fun everyday of my vacation.

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If I interpreted these two correctly I have come up with I will rape this girl that I have kinda been talking to and then loot the neighbors house while at my homies 'getting evicted' party. Saturday just won't come soon enough.

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*beleive*

 

I just got back from checking out

the spot were going to throw the

holloween party at....damn!!! Its big!

Should be dope!

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