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ubejinxed

5 reasons why you're still a child

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i have never grown up, well i guess in some respects yes, but i try to retain as much immaturity as possible.

 

 

- i will chase small furry creatures

- i will pout when i do not get my way

- i am fascinated by body parts, and still think bodily function jokes are funny

- i run in malls, stores or anywhere

- sometimes i say the most inappropriate things

 

yay for being immature on fridays.

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hmmm...

 

 


  • I write on walls
    I love to sport the baseballs caps
    I have a collection of cool toys

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* I like to build sandcastles

* I like to collect leaves in the autumn

* I like to play dress up

* I like to wear my hair in pigtails and wear knee highs

* I still buy toys from those 25 cent machines in grocery stores.

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist

* I like to build sandcastles

* I still buy toys from those 25 cent machines in grocery stores.

 

me too!

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I absolutely refuse to grow up.

* I still love to ride bikes

* I pick my nose (I know ladies...sexy as all get out)

* I fart any where I please and usually start laughing immediately after.

* I sit at the kids table at family functions. Hell of a lot more fun.

* I can't have a conversation without sound effects.

* Lots and lots of toys.

* I still write on anything and everything.

 

edit:

I can't count and have an unhealthy love affair for stickers.

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Hey, I do sound effects too. I also have millions of different accents and voices I apply to conversations almost unconciously.

And I absolutely adore picking my nose. Who doesn't?

I don't chase furry animals, but if i see a squirrel I'll do my special squirrel call that makes them think I'm one of their clan.

I'm also a very curious person, I love to ask questions.

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

oh... and on occasion I get embarasing boners.

 

 

every boner i get is embarassing. :o

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*im mean to girls when i like them

 

*i piss my pants (at least once a year after a long childish night of beer and drugs)

 

*i still try to barter with "ill be your best friend"

 

*i hide under the blanket when im scared

 

*i also think farts are hilarious, especially new castle farts.

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Originally posted by Glik0

every boner i get is embarassing. :o

 

why?

 

do the ladies laugh?

 

size a problem?

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I'm totally denying to comply to 'adult' life in general.

 

However, the strongest reason:

 

Due to an illness that almost costed my mom's life when she had me,

she couldnt breastfeed me. Eversince i became the Robin Hood of titsuckin...only i keep the loot to my self...er, thats more like the Al Capone of titsuckin...but you get it.

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-i still like 5 year old girls..(and boys ~_^)

-i love building with lego's

-i always watch cartoons (mostly anime but i get in the nick and CN when i can)

-i still get embarrased when i takl about sex infront of girls.

-video games...all the time..

-the most fun about holloween horror nights last night..was the foam bubble things..

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geez.

 

a while ago, my mom started bugging me about having a baby.

 

later that night, i found myself running across 6 lanes of a highway to get away from a huge spot i had just smashed with some friends.

 

as i was running, and subsequently driving my shin full force into a jersey wall, i was thinking to myself "Am I the type of woman who is ready to have a baby??"

 

i wasn't a child even when i was a child.

but i'm no fucking grown up, that's fo sho

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Originally posted by plastyk

-video games...all the time..

 

Originally posted by ubejinxed

- i will chase small furry creatures

 

A year or two ago I chased the neighborhood bunny for a few hours, at night, yelling "Fuck you Foo Foo" Foo FOo was the bunny's name....I never caught the little bastard tho

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist

Hey, I do sound effects too. I also have millions of different accents and voices I apply to conversations almost unconciously.

And I absolutely adore picking my nose. Who doesn't?

I don't chase furry animals, but if i see a squirrel I'll do my special squirrel call that makes them think I'm one of their clan.

I'm also a very curious person, I love to ask questions.

 

Oh shit! You do the voices as well? I do so many different accents and voices its retarded. I try talking to any animal I see or hear. This got me in trouble when I was a kid. Apparently I said something really offensive to a big, black lab. I ran the fastest 100 yard dash ever after that. I saved myself by jumping over a chain link fence. Full on cleared that mother. Dog stopped, stared, growled and then became uninterested.

 

Sandcastles rule. I once thought about a professional career in sandcastle sculpting.

 

I live to figure out solutions to problems.

 

Pigtails and knee highs? Woohoo! Gotta be one of my favorite looks for women.

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i don't think i am, really... i've always been considered rather mundane (But amusing for some reason)...

 

but yeah, ah well... guess i don't get to sit w/ the cool kids.

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Originally posted by kemekill

A year or two ago I chased the neighborhood bunny for a few hours, at night, yelling "Fuck you Foo Foo" Foo FOo was the bunny's name....I never caught the little bastard tho

 

blahahahahahahaah :lol:

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I still refuse to clean my bedroom...I don't sleep in there anymore..I sleep in my sisters room since she moved out.

I can't go to the mall without going into the toy store

chasing small furry animals i fun

I climb tree's

I watch nothing but cartoons

I still drink chocolate milk almost daily...I feel like such a child.

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umm>??

 

1. I still like to suck on nipples

2. I get dirty while eating

3. I walk around in underware

4. I cry when i have to take a shower

5. I laugh at everything

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nice thread ube!!!

 

i always catch myself acting like a fucking kid....

 

-like you i still chase small animals. like my kitten.

 

-i talk in a baby voice if i want something really bad.

 

-i pout if i dont get my way

 

-i still stick out my tongue

 

-i still fart and laugh about it.

 

-i laugh when someone farts

 

-chocolate milk

 

-i LOVE toys. i used to have a collection of mcdonalds toys but hubby banned it from the house when we first moved in.

 

-i still love cute shit. like sanrio crap.

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

why?

 

do the ladies laugh?

 

size a problem?

 

Actually, when I get a boner it lasts for like 45 minutes, like my body produces natural viagra. So I have to walk around with it looking like I have water bottle tucked down my leg for an hour.

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