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Donating Sperm

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I just visited the other thread about donating blood for cash. I was wondering if anyone has thought about or even done it, donating sperm. I figure this would be mure fun than getting stuck with a needle. At school they said they had a gang of tests before you can donate. Not only must you be drug free. They probably won't accept you if you got diseases in your family such as diabetes, high blood pressure, sickle cell, etc. It would be kinda crazy knowing some kid out there got your blood in him or her.

 

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i thaught about it..but I never tried it....i wuld feel wierd yanking it in a strange room...it would probably get stage fright and I would have to sneak out without making my deposit.

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its weird to me...thinking that I would have children out there that i wouldnt know about....What if you met a girl and wanted to hook up....later on you find out shes your fuckin daughter! UUUUUUNnnn

 

 

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Guest dukeofyork

ha ha ha...

tease...you funny bastard you...

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Originally posted by inkjunkie34:

its weird to me...thinking that I would have children out there that i wouldnt know about....What if you met a girl and wanted to hook up....later on you find out shes your fuckin daughter! UUUUUUNnnn

 

 

 

well unless you like hooking up with girls who are at least half your age, if not younger, then i dont think you'd have a problem with that...

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i think only a really really small number of people actually make it through all the test....i know you have to have extremley potent sperm to survive the freezing process....yeah, i was seriously considering it....

 

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ive been practicing alot in my life,im ready!

i think they pay $50 a donation but you can only donate like 6 times a month.pretty cool.

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this is something i should do. ive been letting all this money go through my hands. getting paid to jack off doesnt seem to bad to me.

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God DAYUM!

 

$50 a 'session'..6 times a month.

$300 a month to jerk off.

 

Then donate blood for $200 a month.

According to my math thats $500 a month to donate your fluids.

 

Yeah its kinda embarrassing. Yeah you probably wouldnt tell anyone you used that as a source of income. But fuck, it beats delivering pizza 5 nights a week, who agrees?

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Guest K[O]MEGA

if i had no cash i would be down to wak off to some plsatik cup for 50 buks..

rather get paid then stain my bed sheets

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Guest K[O]MEGA

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This is me after a Dekes party, as you can probably tell I had a good time.

 

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Guest wakassOATH

i dont think i could get it into the cup they seem pretty small and i have bad aim

i would prolly end up jizzing all over the place and losing all my prophets

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Shit, think, 300 a month for doing what ya do in the shower, im letting money slide down the drain, crazy. It would be weird wackin in a room that was built for guys to wack of in, cuz that means lots of others have, and maybe some missed, and thats gross. just gross

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Originally posted by CinchedWaist

heh, girls can get $3,000 for ONE egg.

I would never do that though.

 

 

This is why men are smarter than women

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...is he joking? hahaha.. alright see ya later..

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Originally posted by onesecondple

It would be weird wackin in a room that was built for guys to wack of in, cuz that means lots of others have

 

i would tag up the pornos

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