khaotic970 Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Now being that im mexican and all ive done some pretty fucked up jobs.. heres some shit face pee on jobs i did and some not so bad jobs @ 12 years old: I wanted a new bike so I worked at this sweat shop sorting patatoes dude noone spoke english and there were mice and patatoes everywhere!! after high school desperate as fuck but stupid thinking: carls jr I worked there for 2 weeks my sister was the boss and she says to this day i was the best fry boy!! fuck me also it was kind of cool me and this fat kid would make combo burgers for ourself.. pimp shit but greasy job Girlfriend bitches about me not having a job so she: Hooks me up at this deli that shes working at and the fuckin bosses hate mexicans but have to hire them!! fuk i was stuck dishwashing Girlfriend bitches once again and promises this job will be better: SO she gets me on at this retail store called Tuesday Morning! Pimp store I stole like 4 whiskey bottle sets everything for our house and my girl was assistant manager so we would have occasional sex while the store was closed for holiday stocking!! Dad tells me if i want to make $200 this weekend doing odd job with him: so im like fuck yeah paint money so were driving to the middle of nowhere pull up to this farm house get attacked by dogs and have to pick up hay stacks and throw them on a truck!! did it for like 5 hrs threw up on the truck and fuckin collapsed! Wasnt so bad when we left we went to circle k this conveince store and baught scratch tickets and won 50 bucks!! Dad once again tells me if I want to make some extra money on the weekend: once again im like yeah cause he promises its not like the last one so we go to this vacant appartment building and have to paint every appartment I swear that place was haunted!! This is just a short list of fucked up jobs i had to do I have many more but for anyone out there going thru this shit there is a light at the end of the tunnel with sick pieces!!! I now work for a major phone company provisioning 800 numbers and get to dress up and flirt with hot chicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swiffer Jet Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 i currently work at a fast food place grilling patties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I cleaned the floors of a butcher shop in high school. Fat is a bitch to get out of a textured floor. I'd be soaking wet (really fun in the winter)and smell like meat when I was done. Nasty ass job I'll never do again. I still enjoy a juicy steak though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludgenuts Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 i am currently the captain of a boat. i am sailing to my freedom as we speak. before that i was a truck driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 Damn sounds like writers know how to put in work truck driver would be great to graff you could paint other rigs and towns. rest areas could be cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 My worst job ever? roofing three stories up in the 100 degree humid weather on the black ass shingles.. and dirt/fiberglass shards all up in your eyes combining with gallons of sweat.. not fun/.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 first off, i wanna say that any and all physical labour jobs suck shit. floor cleaning jobs suck. i did that once for about 2 hours and said 'see ya'. when i was real young i did janitorial shit. my boss was this creepy old smelly motherfucker who used to scream on me for super minor fuck ups. he even yelled at me when i tried to take some initiative and get other things done that he hadn't specifically told me to do. also when i was really young my dad hooked me up with this retard job that i did out of my parents garage. it was making small, looped things of whipper snipper wiring. repetitive, boring, and it was piecework. but by far the worst job i ever did, which i did for 7 fucking years, was treeplanting. the only reason i did it for so long was becuz the money was really good, you're outside is some wicked areas, you get to see bears up close, the people were super cool, there was no real stress(all you do is work in the sun, get in amazing shape, come home and dinner is waiting for you, smoke some weed, goof off for a bit with friends and go to bed in your tent)and you can tell your boss(foreman) to suck your dick if you don't feel like working hard on any given day. but beyond those factors it is without a doubt one of the hardest labour jobs out there. 10hours straight walking around and over fucked up clear cuts with 50+pounds of small trees on your hips bending over 1500-3000 times a day. i also did this job in the winter, so basically same shit(no tents, no meals waiting) but we're talking 10hours in the cold rain, and sometimes snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spottybot Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 i was a truck driver in england the hours are long and you never know when your gonna get home sometimes you go monday then get home friday.. my woman just left her job (and i,ve been a house dad for 2 years) so my turn to return to work.. went for a factory job and i got it,but when i got home and worked out the money "i would be taken home £145 per week,which is boys money i,ve got 3 kids 2 support" so they can go fuck themselfs not doing that,just got a part time job and ok i,am worse off but i start at 6pm finish at 9,30pm just driving a little van...so iam on the look out 4 another daytime job when we should be ok money wise......... with the money some people want to pay people to work "i can see why this country is fucked"........sorry for the ranting :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 yeah hell yeah i bulit trusses for houses and it was inside pretty cool i mean we got to eat sunflower seeds listen to a huge stereo but then they threw my ass outside to rack the trusses and I fucked up my ankle and got workmens comp baby!! 11.50 an hr job and then after workemns comp they laid me off cause i was like the youngest one there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 i don't think any of my jobs were really shitty coffee shop cashier sailing instructor - 2x boating retailer cashier food server (this was the worst one) school bus driver - in college, cool shit then professional life i don't know why you guys take those jobs, there are so many out there that aren't painful and only take a bit of effort to get them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 my worst job would have to be paper delivery waking up at 5:30 to deliver papers to dickheads then go to school and sleep i hated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by khaotic Now being that im mexican carls jr I worked there for 2 weeks my sister was the boss Girlfriend bitches about me not having a job bosses hate mexicans Girlfriend bitches once again stole like 4 whiskey bottle sets did it for like 5 hrs threw up on the truck and fuckin collapsed! Dad once again So this is what I got from your post: You blame the fact that you are lazy on the fact that you are Mexican. Other than the last job you mentioned (the one you hold now) all of your jobs have been given to you because one of your friends and/or relatives have already maintained a job there. Your girlfriend had to force you to get a job. Twice. You steal from your place of business. You complain about 5 hours of labor. You are just a lazy fuck. It has nothing to do with your race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Another thing I forgot to mention is you haven't held a job for longer than 2 weeks. But it's still everyone else's fault because you're Mexican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 bag boy at a grocery store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 its people like you that make me stay at fast food joints and spit in the food be carefull asshole and being mexican means alot in the shity workforce but when you build a resume up the higher corporations look at you cause they have to hire minoritys!! So yeah i been at my job now going on a year with PTO coming beotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Thank god I no longer eat fast food. And the fact that you have kept a job where all you do is flirt with hot chicks and sit around is nothing to be proud of. beotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 :mexican: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 its a toss up... i lived in a really whack, small town on the coast, so when the opportunity to move came, i took it. me and a homie moved down to joshua tree (by palm springs). we got free rent as long as we helped this lady redo and paint her house. the heat was miserable, we worked one day then took a bus back home when the lady went to the store. i worked 12 hr days 5 days a week at a manufacturing plant. i worked a machine that glued the plastic dvd holder part onto the paper part. WHACK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin I cleaned the floors of a butcher shop in high school. Fat is a bitch to get out of a textured floor. I'd be soaking wet (really fun in the winter)and smell like meat when I was done. Nasty ass job I'll never do again. I still enjoy a juicy steak though. I also had the pleasure of having this particular job once upon a days. I especially liked how all the rotting meat would fall into the grates, and you would have to manually scoop what had turned into some kind of foul smelling gray paste out with your hands. I also had to discard the boxes in which the meat came in, and one time held it above my head for extra leverage, only for a nice shot of cow;s blood to fall all over my face. Delicious! On the plus side though, the industrial strength hoses that they gave us came in handy, as did the frequent meat fights. But yes, definitley the worst job I've ever had. I haven't, and never will, work in another place that has anything to do with food..... On a side note I have an interview in like 3 hours at a fucking toy store. Score! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed i don't think any of my jobs were really shitty same here... 1.dishwasher at retirement home (sounds bad, but was lot of fun, a bunch of crazy high schoolers, free food..) 2.waiter at retirement home (hooked up w/ many of the waitresses and free food, so ok) 3.fiber optic installer for hospital (boring repetitive job, but mosty off on my own, temporary) 4. jewlery production assistant (worked on my own and jammed out to music putting together some guys jewlery designs) 5. valet parker (boss came at breaks to smoke us out) 6. ski/board tuner/installer (we had a b-ball court set up in the shop, fun people) then to this career thing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 CVS. Due to the fact I hate people, and thus dealing with people for an extended amount of time per day (4-12 hours). As well as the fact that there were more managers then there were floorworkers. Not one of these managers seemingly knew what the fuck they were doing. Im pretty sure only 3 of the 37 numbskulls graduated highschool. Engine Machine Shop. This was a pretty decent job with pretty decent pay. The only problem was having to work within 50 feet of a hot tank while wearing a heavy full sleeved shirt and pants in the 100 degree weather. While in this narrow building constantly lifting shit in and out of a hot tank. Working on it, glass-beading it in a glass beading machine. Working on it more. Then essembly with no air conditioner in sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by caL bag boy at a grocery store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by nomadawhat 4. jewlery production assistant (worked on my own and jammed out to music putting together some guys jewlery designs) that sounds cool, did u know how to do it before or did he teach you? what materials did u use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed that sounds cool, did u know how to do it before or did he teach you? what materials did u use? my sister hooked it up, she also worked in the shop at times, so the guy and her taught me. it was dope it was just us 3 in a 20'x15' shop at separate times usually. we used some type of metal (nothing precious), stamped it then sand blasted some pieces, spot welded, then gold, silver plated or patina the final assemblies. he sold at art festival all over the states. last i heard though he was in some legal troubles for slanging the snow. ok back to bad jobs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 I took a job "selling" (soliciting) framed artwork all over Michigan. Big mistake. I hate pushy salespeople. The idea of the job was to see who could be the most relentless when people are telling you no. I had to wake up at 5:30 in the morning if I wanted to shit, shower, and shave to be sure I'd make it there by 8. Needless to say, they load you up with a something $2000 worth of art, make you sign this contract saying you can in no way claim ownership of what they've given you, and send you out to roam from Mid-Michigan clear to Toledo trying to push $150 paintings on people who don't want to buy them... I did this for 4 days and realized I had made about $50 in commission and spent about $60 on gas. I wake up on the 5th day, start to leave... get caught by a train, remember there's construction on I-75, and decide to point my little van back home... I get home, go to sleep... for 5 HOURS STRAIGHT the guy who owns the place is calling my phone making sure that I knew that I was supposed to be there and that I was late... I blow him off until I get a call from the secretary who I had luckily been sweet-talking since I got the job there. I guess the guy told her if I wasn't there within 45 minutes he was calling the police, pressing charges and telling them where I live.. Yeah.. so I had that job for about 5 days... I lost about $60 in gas... nearly had larceny charges pressed... oh, and then when I was busting ass to get out to drop off all these pictures I hit a bump and 3 of the frames broke leaving me without the $50 I had made their earlier in the week. Fuck sales people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by 26SidedCube I took a job "selling" (soliciting) framed artwork all over Michigan. Big mistake. I hate pushy salespeople. The idea of the job was to see who could be the most relentless when people are telling you no. I had to wake up at 5:30 in the morning if I wanted to shit, shower, and shave to be sure I'd make it there by 8. Needless to say, they load you up with a something $2000 worth of art, make you sign this contract saying you can in no way claim ownership of what they've given you, and send you out to roam from Mid-Michigan clear to Toledo trying to push $150 paintings on people who don't want to buy them... I did this for 4 days and realized I had made about $50 in commission and spent about $60 on gas. I wake up on the 5th day, start to leave... get caught by a train, remember there's construction on I-75, and decide to point my little van back home... I get home, go to sleep... for 5 HOURS STRAIGHT the guy who owns the place is calling my phone making sure that I knew that I was supposed to be there and that I was late... I blow him off until I get a call from the secretary who I had luckily been sweet-talking since I got the job there. I guess the guy told her if I wasn't there within 45 minutes he was calling the police, pressing charges and telling them where I live.. Yeah.. so I had that job for about 5 days... I lost about $60 in gas... nearly had larceny charges pressed... oh, and then when I was busting ass to get out to drop off all these pictures I hit a bump and 3 of the frames broke leaving me without the $50 I had made their earlier in the week. Fuck sales people. damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 1.plumber assistant 2. I was a Cook in the coast guard for two years..hardest and shittiest work i have ever had the misfortune to do. Since you're on a salary basis, they could work you for as long as they wanted. Sometimes i'd go down into the freeer and eat some shrooms once i was done and then go out on deck at night and trip off of the stars and think of my gf. Fuck it...we've all had shitty jobs but those jobs built character and made you appreciate the check you got in the end no matter how much it paid. Fuck those little bitches they're making a show about on MTV "oh looook at us! we're sooo rich!" Blood on the moon for all the rich hogs that have to rub it in our faces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted October 14, 2003 Author Share Posted October 14, 2003 damn ill drink to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 14, 2003 Share Posted October 14, 2003 Originally posted by nomadawhat same here... 1.dishwasher at retirement home (sounds bad, but was lot of fun, a bunch of crazy high schoolers, free food..) 2.waiter at retirement home (hooked up w/ many of the waitresses and free food, so ok) 3.fiber optic installer for hospital (boring repetitive job, but mosty off on my own, temporary) 4. jewlery production assistant (worked on my own and jammed out to music putting together some guys jewlery designs) 5. valet parker (boss came at breaks to smoke us out) 6. ski/board tuner/installer (we had a b-ball court set up in the shop, fun people) then to this career thing.... oh wait i guess i forgot that i did have some bad jobs (thanks to the 26cube) i must have mentally blocked them, i mowed lawns for a guy at my school opening a lawn care business, that one was ok, but then i used to go door to door for some political non-profit group in michigan trying to get donations. now that was a shitty job. i'm not much or a talker or people person, and then to knock on peoples door in the evening to try to get them to donate. ohh it sucked, plus it was winter... brrrrr.. wish i would of been getting up then b/c we went all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 15, 2003 Share Posted October 15, 2003 <span style='color:black'>Developed film/stole cigarettes by the carton and booze from CVS Status: Quit Bagger/Stole cigarettes by the carton from Grocery Store Status: Fired Cashier/Stole paint, xmas trees, and Pumpkins from Franks Nursery and Crafts Status: Quit Grease Monkey at Some Lube joint Status: Quit Cashier at Tacobell Status: Fired 5 times Quit once Sprayed cars and detailed them/Embezzeling money at some carwash Status: Fired Clerk/hustled dopefiends money at cards and embezzeling money from crack motel Status: Fired - Bosses Status- Indicted by FBI Some Sub joint.. Status: Got locked up for a few months on the day i was supposed to start. Cashier/Embezzeling money from McDonalds Status: Quit Stand around looking cool/smoke cigarettes/do some slick talkin/"borrow" cameros over night at a Car dealership Status: Quit Cashier/Embezzeling money/Act a damn fool at Burger king Status: Fired Laying tile/Hanging drywall/Plastering/mudding/Sanding/Painting for contractor Status: Still employed and actually having fun.</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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