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i don't know if there was a thread on this topic already, if there was oh well here is a new one.

 

i HATE the new mcdonalds hip-pop "i'm lovin it" ad campaign

 

every time i hear that shit i want to kick a hole in my tv.

 

 

another one is the new old navy commercials (with fran dresher)

 

that song is so annoying!

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

i kinda like the mcdonalds lovin it song one... kinda catchy...

 

i do hate the old navy ones though...

 

and im not fond of those fucking weirdo tampon commercials either...

 

:mad: :lol:

 

oh like the one where the girl (hottie in all white) has her tampon blow out of the window and she uses all the other tampons to pick hers up.

 

that commercial is horrible except for the girl (she id dope)

 

and hate the song in that one too

 

"my baby's got class, my girl's got style"

 

 

god why can i quote that?? i need to stop watching tv!

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I swear the guy rapping in that new McDonalds Commercial is Eminem.i kid you not.

 

but it's funny how Mcdonalds shows all these hot fuckin chicks and hip young dudes havin' all this fun and then settling down to a big greasy McDonalds meal. you know those chicks purged those bites they took in the bathroom as soon as the shoot was over with a few lines of blow to wipe out any last bit of carb or protein in their system.

 

I hate any commercials that make old people "hip" or white people all flanged out like the brothers. Also: any ad where a shitbag little kid acts like some cool know-it-all: "Daaaadddd, everyone knows you don't eat pizza on a plate!" ::kid rolls eyes at parent and then casually flips a bite sized pizza thing into their mouth, smiles at camera and winks. Get me my 45 Magnum windsucker please.

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on the topic of tampons...what about that one commercial when some chicks are passing a tampon to each other in class...and the teacher sees it and pulls the whole "i hope you got enough for everybody" deal...like it's food. and the chick says something like "i got enough for the girls" and they all start laughing.

i wanted to pull a columbine on that class.

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Originally posted by Mr. Peanut

on the topic of tampons...what about that one commercial when some chicks are passing a tampon to each other in class...and the teacher sees it and pulls the whole "i hope you got enough for everybody" deal...like it's food. and the chick says something like "i got enough for the girls" and they all start laughing.

i wanted to pull a columbine on that class.

 

those 2 girls are mad cute. that one isn't too bad.

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I kinda feel most female "hygiene" commercials are not needed, we all know what the fuck there for, all women know what they need and why, there pointless, and annoying as all shit. and most of the chicks I know tend to agree.

Theres a fucking grip of tv I cant stand.

 

 

 

i kinda like the mcdonalds lovin it song one... kinda catchy...

that figures.

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:lol: my mates gf put a tampon in his wallett and when we were getting food the other day, he pulled his wallett out to pay, open it up and a tampon fell out on the counter, the lady just looked at him weirdly whilst i pissed it laughing

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"Yo Telly, you ever pull one a' these things out with your teeth? My girls got mad flavah"

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man everytime i hear Im lovin it, i say keep the people guessin who im runnin with controll....blah blah blah and everyone looks at me like im getting down to the song :lol: stupid mcdonalds and el-p:lol: total assholes

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i hate the progressive ins. body piercing commercial

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Fuck, I haven't watched tv in at least 6 months, and I don't have cable. I'm so out of the loop its not even funny.

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Originally posted by effyoo

Fuck, I haven't watched tv in at least 6 months, and I don't have cable. I'm so out of the loop its not even funny.

you're not missing much. Simpsons is on at fucked up times now and so now I've lost my only incentive to turn my t.v. on.

 

Oh, no, wait, there's the incentive to turn it on to watch asian lesbian porn. I guess there's salvation for my t.v. after all.

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I'm watching an awful lot of the MLB playoffs on television so I've been catching a lot of commercials. There's way too many automobile commercials on, sometimes as many as 3 or 4 in one block. Anyone else notice this? I swear to god if I could only get my hands on the guys who make those commercials where an SUV or Mercedes is rolling through some luscious country side to New Age House Electrocrap.

 

And where I'm at if you listen to the radio you'll hear a commercial for "Giant Glass" which has a jingle that you can't deny after the 120th time you listen to it.

 

"WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOUR WINDSHIELD'S BUSTED?!?!?

CALL GIANT GLASS

 

<trumpet>

 

1-800-54-GIANT (times anywhere from 4 to 8 times repeated)"

 

I know all you New Englanders who listen to Howard Stern and sports radio know what I'm talking about.

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garfield1-23-23

 

around her there are som many private businesses doing there own shitty poorly produced commercials where they can't act and the look so unnatural doing the sit...theres always the awkward pan at the end showing the dumb fucks just standing there knowing they look like absolute dipshits.

 

boo for privately produced commercials:spent:

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Originally posted by fermentor666

I'm watching an awful lot of the MLB playoffs on television so I've been catching a lot of commercials. There's way too many automobile commercials on, sometimes as many as 3 or 4 in one block. Anyone else notice this? I swear to god if I could only get my hands on the guys who make those commercials where an SUV or Mercedes is rolling through some luscious country side to New Age House Electrocrap.

 

And where I'm at if you listen to the radio you'll hear a commercial for "Giant Glass" which has a jingle that you can't deny after the 120th time you listen to it.

 

"WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOUR WINDSHIELD'S BUSTED?!?!?

CALL GIANT GLASS

 

<trumpet>

 

1-800-54-GIANT (times anywhere from 4 to 8 times repeated)"

 

I know all you New Englanders who listen to Howard Stern and sports radio know what I'm talking about.

 

 

 

yeah those are great! they aren't as annoying as some of the bigger ones, but they are often funny cause of their low budget quality, kinda like an ed wood movie!

 

there is one that runs out by me, it is for a sewer drainage place. the girls who plays the role of the secretary in their office also plays the role of the house wife calling for service, except she is wearing a blonde wig.

so low budget!

 

yo honeslty i think most of the people on 12oz can think of better slogans, jingles, and ad ideas than these schmucks that are getting paid!

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Originally posted by the_gooch

"my baby's got class, my girl's got style"

 

thats fuckin pharell... he produced that song playing in the background.

 

i fuckin cant stand that one commercial with the "mommas got the magic of clorox" song and i hate the "snack that smiles back goldfish" commercial...who the hell do they hire to sing these commercials.

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yeah i hate that goldfish commercial!

 

it says something about biting their heads off, i find that kinda funny.

 

i'd like to hear that jingle edited over a petland commercial, or a commercial for an aquatic store.

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the mcdonalds one is extremely annoying.

 

 

Originally posted by crave

kill your television.

:idea:

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yeah, that McDix commercial sucks... litsen to the words, it becomes even more sell out and bullshit 'street' lingo strung together than you could vomit all over...

 

And they have a new 'hip hop' one, where the guy says something about:

"got cash and jewels* an' MP3's...

ladies they want to get with me"

Not sure if it actually says 'cash and jewels' but they totally compare the ownership of MP3's to being wealthy, and it somehow 'pulls the honeys'

 

 

BUT THE ONES I REALLY HATE!

are the ones that almost always end with the death of a child under 10 and the tag line:

1 in 3 drivers ARRESTED for RECKLESS DRIVING test positive for marijuana... "it's more dangerous than we thought"

 

Ok, so... ONE in 3, that's 1 in three... so TWO (2) in three (3) DO NOT test positive for maryj... further, almost NOBODY gets ARRESTED for 'reckless driving'... AND, if, God forbid, you kill a child or ANYBODY with a car the case is MANSLAUGHTER to start and can be upgraded to Murder. *but they aren't telling us how many of those people tested positive for weed... AND, more importantly, how many were cited for DUI when ARRESTED for reckless driving, manslaughter OR DUI...

 

...

just a related ramble... *that I heard in a song once, don't know who did it but ... and it's paraphrased... still...

 

The sign over the concentration camp gates at Auschwitz reads "Arbeit Macht Frei"... that means "Work Sets You Free". Proving that great truths, in the hands of great liars, are even more dangerous than great lies.

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Originally posted by Smart

Not sure if it actually says 'cash and jewels' but they totally compare the ownership of MP3's to being wealthy, and it somehow 'pulls the honeys'

 

 

 

word!!! i have some of those!!!

 

 

I agree the ganja commericials are bullshit .... so wack!

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Originally posted by dowmagik

ever heard of turning down the volume and doing something while theyre on? dur.

 

uhm, when i go to sit in front of the television, it's because i don't want to get up and do something. television is my excuse not to move around some days.

 

Fuck, it's the broadcasters that have an obligation to provide me with quality programs and good commercials damnit. Why should I get up to do something else?

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Originally posted by LENS

television is my excuse not to move around some days.

 

you talk with the wisdom of someone under 25... meaning, you don't remember the days when you had to get up and change the channel... with the pliers...

 

My friend Teri's kid, Ivy, came over with her the other day and saw a black and white tv on the floor... so, Ivy asked me what it was and I told her 'b/w tv'... she didn't get it... so I plugged it in and she asked where the color was... couldn't grasp that there was no color EVEN when I showed it to her... I mean, she's only 7 but... now when she comes over she wants to watch the b/w but doesn't understand why it doesn't get cable...

 

Who remembers when monitors came in 2 colors, monochrome green OR monochrome amber?

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