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Daddy Screw

Online Confessions. hilarious.

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This site is funny as heck. i've been reading it for the past half hour.

 

Samples:

 

 

"I dumped my girlfriend WHILE INSIDE HER!!!!! I said "I think we should break up" then got a shot away! "

 

 

 

"I shagged a fat bird in a graveyard in Fremmington UK. After swearing my undying love for her and giving her a piggy-back to the chippy (Her knees were playing up)I did a runner and never saw her again. Sorry. "

 

"This is really hard to say, and I dont know what I can do but heres what happened i went on a porn site and I didnt read the terms of agreement, and they disconnected me and charged me 4.99 per minute on my phone bill, and I was on there for like 45 minutes although its hard to remember, so that would equal like $400. I'm really scared and I dont know what to do, I screwed up big time. I dont think I can tell my parents about it, its just too hard. I know I should tell her but. I dont know.

Its $400 and I could never tell them I went on one of those sites, especially not for $400

I guess it will be on the phone bill for this month. "

 

http://grouphug.us

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"I hooked up with someone whilst very drunk and away for the weekend. We passed out in his car under sleeping bags, and when I woke up I realised I'd pissed myself in my sleep.

I managed to convince him that my jeans got really wet in the rain the previous night, and this transferred to his friend's sleeping bag. I really don't want to imagine how it smelled when it dried out...

And yes, I am a lady. "

 

"hey bitch, im not stupid....get some depends hoe":D :lol: :lol:

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"I think I forgot to take my tampon out before having sex, but I was so drunk I dont remember. It may be lodged waaaay up there."

 

 

"Im 18 and ive only had one girfriend, and that was a few years back. Ive never properly kissed a girl, and Im afraid I'll end up as one of those 30 year old virgins."

 

"When I was a teen my mom found my porno mags and my "cozy cloth" under my bed. She arranged the magazines nicely on my dresser and washed the cloth. "

 

shit, there's a million of them, that last one was fucking hilarious, i would've shit my pants:loopy2:

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When my bud lived at his overbearingly nosy mom’s place, he owned a pocket pussy. Except it couldn’t fit in your pocket because it was the ass, and the pussy, both. He woke up to see that it had moved from it’s original hiding spot.

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Originally posted by Weapon X

I strongly recommend crackwhoreconfessions.com

 

thats basically a porn site isn't it. you look at porn don't you. porn looker at.

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sounds like a winner.... and putting multiple words that end in "er" in a row never sounds right, but then I do it anyway.

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i think crackwhoreconfessions is just crackhoes confessing....sounds kinda boring but i guess im a porn looker atter:D

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