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This site is funny as heck. i've been reading it for the past half hour.

 

Samples:

 

 

"I dumped my girlfriend WHILE INSIDE HER!!!!! I said "I think we should break up" then got a shot away! "

 

 

 

"I shagged a fat bird in a graveyard in Fremmington UK. After swearing my undying love for her and giving her a piggy-back to the chippy (Her knees were playing up)I did a runner and never saw her again. Sorry. "

 

"This is really hard to say, and I dont know what I can do but heres what happened i went on a porn site and I didnt read the terms of agreement, and they disconnected me and charged me 4.99 per minute on my phone bill, and I was on there for like 45 minutes although its hard to remember, so that would equal like $400. I'm really scared and I dont know what to do, I screwed up big time. I dont think I can tell my parents about it, its just too hard. I know I should tell her but. I dont know.

Its $400 and I could never tell them I went on one of those sites, especially not for $400

I guess it will be on the phone bill for this month. "

 

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"I hooked up with someone whilst very drunk and away for the weekend. We passed out in his car under sleeping bags, and when I woke up I realised I'd pissed myself in my sleep.

I managed to convince him that my jeans got really wet in the rain the previous night, and this transferred to his friend's sleeping bag. I really don't want to imagine how it smelled when it dried out...

And yes, I am a lady. "

 

"hey bitch, im not stupid....get some depends hoe":D :lol: :lol:

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"I think I forgot to take my tampon out before having sex, but I was so drunk I dont remember. It may be lodged waaaay up there."

 

 

"Im 18 and ive only had one girfriend, and that was a few years back. Ive never properly kissed a girl, and Im afraid I'll end up as one of those 30 year old virgins."

 

"When I was a teen my mom found my porno mags and my "cozy cloth" under my bed. She arranged the magazines nicely on my dresser and washed the cloth. "

 

shit, there's a million of them, that last one was fucking hilarious, i would've shit my pants:loopy2:

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