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SilentBob

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Hey kids,

I saw that findadeath topic, and for some reason began thinking what I'de like my last words to be. I'm going for something along the lines of "it's ok girls, my scrotum can be considered communal". What would you have your last words be ?

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I'm just going to mouth some incomprehensible words...that way everyone that knows me can make up whatever they think I said and apply it to them in whatever way makes them feel ok about my leaving.

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars

"I give all of my debt to my sister and brother, they can split it how ever they want."

CLEVER

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I pray to thee oft-forgiving, most merciful

that I may leave my mortal sins behind me

and ascend into your kingdom of heaven.

 

or something like that.

 

 

But chances are it will be more like

'hey guys... want to see what I can do?'

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suck my twat

 

"i gave a girl herpes in exchange for hiv, dont chu wanna grow up to be just like me"

"i tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree, dont chu wanna grow up to be just like me"

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

But chances are it will be more like

'hey guys... want to see what I can do?'

 

ha-ha...too true. I pretty much guarantee that I would say...yo...check this out...no more than 5 minutes prior.

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id go tell my parents to fuck off and that they were horrible parents............wait ive already done that shit. id prolly tell my commander hes a dumb ass and a cockbite.

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steveaustin knows whats up...

 

 

possible last words from my mouth....

 


  • Want to see something crazy?
    Ok ladies... watch the man in action.
    Don't worry... I do this all the time.
    There a first time for everything.
    I'll do it first but you guys have to do it after me.
    Damn... you call that a challenge?
    He might act tough but he's not that big.
     
    If I can just paint my name all the way up there.

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hahahaha this is funny, cause ive thought about this before....

 

i would have to have some one that thought i was still cool with them be there...some inconsiderate type of person...and right when i was about to die...i would tell them to get me a fresh fruit smoothy...and i would drink it...and then as i started to die...i would act like it was because i had adeadly allergic reaction to the fruit in the drink and then the person would have to watch me die and for the rest of their lives think that they were responsible for my death...hahahahahaha that would be great....and i would go out saying...."it toistes loike its got but'er insoid!!

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if i was in a hospital bed and a nurse/doctor was by me i's say, "this hospital blows, it's you rfault that i'm dying i hope you all fucking..."

 

if i was in a car with a friend of mine, "here hit this shit, AHHHHH what the fuck is..."

 

anywhere else, "fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

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Originally posted by mr.pescado

"it toistes loike its got but'er insoid!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I would like to say something like "Burn my house down!" or an equally unreasonable thing which they would feel obliged to do because it was my last request.

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Originally posted by destroya

rosebud.

 

DAMMIT thats what i was going to say...

 

probably something along the lines of "you were good, but while im around youll always be second best"

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". . . listen close, i don't have much time. i've hidden some money. it's in mom and pops backyard, right under. . ."

 

death.

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"scuba diver, wet suit" theyd never figure it out or

 

"remember that time i died" so they can remember my sarcasm or

 

my fav

 

"pull my finger"

 

how funny would that be they think your gonna fart but u die instead. oh man :lol: :lol:

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i'll be an enemy of this world until the day i fucking die, and with very my last breath ill tip my face toward the sky and scream 'fuck you'.

 

or

 

that death is a part of life.

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HAND ME MY BONG!

 

but if it was in a hospital I guesss I'd just give the doctor the ol' evil eye and say "I'll be back for you, fucker............"

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