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Originally posted by OptimusPrime

i think i need to quit drinking. last night....OUIL, open intox, driving on suspended. yeah, im done.

 

 

OOOOHHHH BULLFUCKIN SHIT... im still goin after my third OUIL..

 

and to the dude who stated someshit about buying malt liqour when there is no beer left.. i agree...

 

beast forties.. for two bucks it doesnt get any better.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

My recipe

 

You need:

 

1 packet of lime-flavored Jell-O

Tequila

Jalapeño sauce

 

 

How to make:

 

1) Pour a full shot of tequila in a shot glass.

 

2) Add several drops of jalapeño to each.

 

3) Toss the Jell-O out the fucking window.

 

 

Enjoy.

 

 

 

PS: Whoever said rum n' cokes are not respectful drinks obviously does not know the deal.

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damn...well the thread name was interesting...

 

are you an aspiring alcoholic?...if so yer moving in the wrong direction buddy...cus the only thing jello shots are good for is to get girls that dont like straight liquor fucked up....other than that...u could try em as ice cubes:o

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Originally posted by Telo

oh christ.. this guy is making jello shots... wtf.. are a sophmore in higschool and your parents went up north for the weekend.. after 6 run-ins with the law for alcohol and 8 years of drinking everyday, i have figured something out.. cheap.. go cheap.. 40s of cheap beer..30 packs of highlife.. fifths of 5 o'clock.. if its a special occasion then MAYBE you can get something different. but as far as your corny wannabe jelloshots.. fuckin semi freeze some OE in a dixie cup.. thast the only kinda alternative shot you need.

oe or ever clear mixed with grape coolade semi frozzen is good too.
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Guest uncle-boy

fuck jello shots

 

if you want the ladies

roofie shots are the way to go

 

 

muahahahahahahahaha

j/k

 

 

just punch them in the face.

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Re: My recipe

 

Originally posted by El Mamerro

You need:

 

1 packet of lime-flavored Jell-O

Tequila

Jalapeño sauce

 

 

How to make:

 

1) Pour a full shot of tequila in a shot glass.

 

2) Add several drops of jalapeño to each.

 

3) Toss the Jell-O out the fucking window.

 

 

Enjoy.

hahahha

 

i can't stand the taste of beer. acquired taste?

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