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World Beard and Moustache Championships

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We had a mustache contest at work once.

 

Kind of like the 'Seinfled Masterbation Bet' where the last one

standing wins all the glory. So here's how it went down...

 

1st man down

--The guy with the long time girlfriend who refused to kiss him

 

2nd man down (me!)

--Girls wouldn't even talk to me when I tried to pick up

 

3rd man down

--The married guy because he felt stupid.

 

Last man standing....

The Big Boss who's still sporting the stash to this day!

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Originally posted by mental invalid

doods are of the upmost seriousness.....

 

yeah... seriously not getting laid EVER!

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Mr.yuck rocks a beard but pales in comparison to these gangsters of the facial hair arts. I'm diggin that first flick. 10 Bonus points for symetry and clean solid lines. 80 style points.

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this is classic...

 

"Note: "Artificial styling aids" include moustache wax, hair spray, hair creme, styling foam, hair gel, and the like.

 

Competitors will enter in the category of their choosing but may be placed into a different category if they do not meet the specifications for the chosen category."

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I can't grow anything thick enough to try crazy shit like that. Just not

in my genes, I guess. Any attempts make me look like I just ate out

a dirty blond porcupine.

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Re: Re: World Beard and Moustache Championships

 

Originally posted by Smart

Does that say Joker? That Transcend style is crazy!

 

Haha! And it totally can too!

 

You win the comment of the year award.

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Serious shit. :eek:

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