at the library and some old man farts and acts like noithing happened

[Guest 6Feet1]

the seats are hard, so i guess that makes the fart sound even louder.....but this nigga is sittin here acting like nothing just happenened.hahahahhahahah

[iloveboxcars 488]

i was hanging out with my ex girlfriends grandfather before he passed away and he farted and said "there must be a snake in the grass."

[iloveboxcars 488]

plus what do you expect him to do, turn to you and ask you to acknowledge that he farted?

[king kong 0]

there are alot of weird people at the library

[Guest]

I cant wait untill I get old enough to pull that kind of stunt.

 

The world is going to be so fucked up when we're all wandering around

retirement planets wearing plaid hoodies and harrasing the robo-nurses.

 

I cant wait! :D

[furioussnake 3]

hahaha

 

i can just imagine being at the library..........and the dude farting ..then looking over at me and like tipping his hat or nodding his head slightly at me to acknowledge it

[Guest krie]

Originally posted by iloveboxcars

"there must be a snake in the grass."

 

 

what does that mean ?

[king kong 0]

grass probably means hairy ass and snake means a turd

 

 

:rolleyes:

[mr.yuck 6]

<span style='color:black'>My personal favorite is "Did you just hear that baby elephant run by? Or when im at school the greatest is getting into a crowded elevator and letting on rip right before you get off leaving the others to suffer the rest of the ride.</span>

[crave 10]

my grandfather used to say, "damn, i just stepped on a frog. ." then laugh and laugh.

[Guest]

Originally posted by mr.yuck

letting on rip right before you get off leaving the others to suffer the rest of the ride.

 

yuck lives the thug life!

[Guest TEARZ]

i don't love the expression, "that's gangsta," but it's oddly apropo in this situation.

[Guest mikro137]

probally fred rogers , sending you one from beyond the grave. homo.

[$360 1]

one time a friend of mine came up behind me to scare me and when she didi and i wasnt expecting it i ripped this massive fart. she got more than she bargined fo' sucka.

 

 

 

 

 

 

holla.

[Guest 6Feet1]

Originally posted by iloveboxcars

plus what do you expect him to do, turn to you and ask you to acknowledge that he farted?

 

nah nigg, but i at least expected him to say excuse me......or laugh at it or somethin..........oh well i hella laughed at that nigga and he acted like he didnt see me.

[S@T@N 0]

Originally posted by iloveboxcars

plus what do you expect him to do, turn to you and ask you to acknowledge that he farted?

 

 

Hahahahahahhahahahahhaa

 

I was gonna make up what said question might be but the possibilities

are endless.

 

 

1) Excuse me sir, did I just drop something?

[Gunm 3]

I was using the shitter in between classes and this dude in the stall next to me sounded like he was dropping a sack of idaho potatos into the toilet bowl. i got up and out after that like the toilet seat was on fire.

[Smart 178]

I like to get near old people and fart, then I walk away (holding my nose or waving people away) so it looks like they did it... it only really works in Libraries or Malls or Public... but DON'T try that on your Grandfather at home, he will BUST you!

[TranceStoner 0]

Re: hahaha

 

Originally posted by furioussnake

i can just imagine being at the library..........and the dude farting ..then looking over at me and like tipping his hat or nodding his head slightly at me to acknowledge it

 

HAHAHAHAAH that shit cracked me up. A few years ago me and a friend were at this Chinese bakery. And this old Chinese man who must of been in his 70's walks in with a younger woman probably his daughter or some shit. Dude is standing at the cash register and me and my friend are behind him waiting to pay. He's talking to the cashier in Chinese and while he's talking lets one rip. It started out quiet but then started getting louder... I was like what the fuck is that. The fart didn't stop it just kept going and got louder and louder! It was the longest and loudest fart I had ever heard!!! I started cracking up and ran out of the store. My friend came out a minute later his face was bright red and we cracked up for another ten minutes while we ate are ham and scallion buns. Good times/