Poop Man Bob Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 I found this wonder in the printer at my undergrad three years ago, and it has remained with me ever since. Words can't describe it's poetic grace, subtle literary technique, and flawless plot. Without further ado, I present, The Greatest Story Ever Told,: KLEEKLOOMOTHERFUCKERItchy Breasts kleepoodee la la la BLERGHG pooWait for the load, please. http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/awesomestory1.jpg'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/awesomestory2a.jpg'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/awesomestory3.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 1, 2003 Author Share Posted October 1, 2003 PMB™ approved http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'> ilikecheeseslutithink imgoingtoeatmyballskleekloo!!! http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/DavePureSex_1_.jpg'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kreature Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Haha. Yeah, that was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king kong Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 ha that was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 good story, but i don't get the joke.:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 PHASLMATASM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by suicidebombr good story, but i don't get the joke.:o Well thats because the joke is on you. But no, on the reals...I love finding other peoples notes and stories and whatnot. Never found a gem quite like that though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 that story actually has 652 words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 must see tv.... btw, you read a walk in the woods recently? that book is the sheeyat! i mentioned it when you brought it up in the reading thread, perhaps you didn't scope it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 huh.. i closed all my instant messages and turned down my TV to concentrate on what i thought was going to be a fabulous story.. at the end i was dissapointed.. i wanted it to go on longer to turn into something in lines of "my sweaty bloody breast was pressed against the presidents secretaries smooth and highly tempting vagina" ahhh fuck it.. you win some, you lose some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 true story i hope? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Nice thread poopers. although had it not been for the title, I probably wouldnt have read it. Itchy Breasts by, Wah ming Chang. awesome... "angela came back and her blouse was ruffled everywhere, everywhere....everywhere..." a mastermind of words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Yeah I don't understand she itched her shit and made it bleed? Or what.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 i too am confused at where the blood was comming from.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 KLEEKLOOMOTHERFUCKER kleepoodee la la la BLERGHG poo I bet if you don't count the articles it is 626 words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 i aint read the story but if you got boobs that need itchin i got that itchin stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 good story. i thought it was going to end in hot lesbian sex though...oh well always next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 hahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha ::PMB APPROVED:: AS PROOF READ BY INTANGI:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 i dont know bout all that, imo the story was def not the greatest ever, i wish i had a copy of some short story my boy wrote in 9th grade, that shit was ill, y'all woulda like it, it involved a hated on kid stabbing a the captain of the cheerleaders in the neck with a pencil..that aint even the climax Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 ^^ does his story have boobs in it? cause I'm thinking boobs is the key. "I took out my breast, which was difficult, as the thing is gigantic..." really loved that sentence. I almost felt like I was there....watching... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Dee Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 It was great. The whole way, you never knew if it was gonna turn into porn or not. Such masterful use of the english language. Someone nominate that for a pulitzer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 the real greatest story ever told http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...story+ever+told Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted October 1, 2003 Author Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by beardo the real greatest story ever told http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...story+ever+told Oohh .. I forgot about that. That's a damn fine story, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 HEY! I SAW THAT! KLEEKLOOMOTHERFUCKER!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by CIPHER_one kleepoodee la la la BLERGHG poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- HEY! I SAW THAT! KLEEKLOOMOTHERFUCKER!!!! FUCK YEAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 that's quite mild.. considering what sex maniacs some women can be, the fact that they sometimes lactate, and how often females bleed, the stories get a lot uh, juicier than that.. i have a story about me in a skirt at a job interview with poison ivy copped from a painting spot two days earlier that's at least as good. and that ain't shit as far as my stories go. i'm writing memoirs eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted October 1, 2003 Share Posted October 1, 2003 Originally posted by GucciCondom Yeah I don't understand she itched her shit and made it bleed? Or what.. hmm...lets just take this real slow and see if we can figure it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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