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I found this wonder in the printer at my undergrad three years ago, and it has remained with me ever since. Words can't describe it's poetic grace, subtle literary technique, and flawless plot. Without further ado, I present, The Greatest Story Ever Told,:

 

 

 

KLEEKLOOMOTHERFUCKERItchy Breasts

 

kleepoodee la la la BLERGHG pooWait for the load, please.

 

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must see tv....

 

btw, you read a walk in the woods recently? that book is the sheeyat! i mentioned it when you brought it up in the reading thread, perhaps you didn't scope it...

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huh.. i closed all my instant messages and turned down my TV to concentrate on what i thought was going to be a fabulous story..

 

at the end i was dissapointed.. i wanted it to go on longer to turn into something in lines of "my sweaty bloody breast was pressed against the presidents secretaries smooth and highly tempting vagina"

 

 

ahhh fuck it.. you win some, you lose some.

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Nice thread poopers. although had it not been for the title, I probably wouldnt have read it.

 

Itchy Breasts by, Wah ming Chang.

awesome...

 

 

"angela came back and her blouse was ruffled everywhere, everywhere....everywhere..."

 

a mastermind of words.

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that's quite mild..

 

considering what sex maniacs some women can be, the fact that they sometimes lactate, and how often females bleed, the stories get a lot uh, juicier than that..

 

i have a story about me in a skirt at a job interview with poison ivy copped from a painting spot two days earlier that's at least as good.

and that ain't shit as far as my stories go.

 

i'm writing memoirs eventually.

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