Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 28, 2003 http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/childhood.jpg'> Last night, while snooping around old stuff, i found two small photo albums that i had made when i was 12 or so. The flicks in it are from the first decade of my life (79-89) and i find them somewhat funny. Later i took the albums and went to my girls house where she showed me similar flicks of her childhood. I hope you'll enjoy and ' contribute...mamerro will be all over this http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/satan.jpg'> 1981. I've been told this was my most usual facial expression back then...behind me, german tourists rockin ridiculous bathing 'suits' http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/hair.jpg'> 1982. My aunt always had a fetisch with haircuts...when she was a kid she'd give her dolls a haircut and when she stopped playing with dolls she'd personally hold her self responsible for the supreme hairstyles me and my two cousins rocked...we were also know as The Playmobils back then. Some years later, her fetisch proved to be part of a series of mental malfunctions that lead her to being institutionalised and created my anti-haircut mood. (See further for more) http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/nerds.jpg'> http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/nerds2.jpg'> 1983. Do i need to say more? nerds biatch http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/fisherman.jpg'> 1983. Still rockin the 'make that kids head look huge' hairstyle http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/pimp.jpg'> 1985. P.I.M.P http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/demon.jpg'> 1987. Me(rockin' the rockin' handsign) and a friend i still hang out with. Right in front of me lies what i then reffered to as "my shadow". Girl had a crush on me to the point i couldnt be everywhere without her around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
casekonly 5 Posted September 28, 2003 fix links Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 28, 2003 http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/sculpt.jpg'> 1987. Insired by the success with the girls i started making a series of sculptures (sand, stones, temporary instalation) that were suposed to be me all bonered out. The media reffered to my work as the avant-garde of sandcastles, the co-swimmers were amazed. http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/fries.jpg'> 1988. I was big on chucks, french fries, spending my whole day on the street and, of course, hot cars. http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/girl.jpg'> 1988. I think that was my first 'girlfriend'...she didnt want to be kissed or photographed in a closer distance to me so naturally, i dumbed her. http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/metal.jpg'> 1989. Heavy Metal kicks in, nuff said. http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/pass.jpg'> 1989. My passport photo back then, two visas for the states in it. http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/artista.jpg'> My girl, somewhere in the early 80's...my fav kid flick ever. http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/dor4.jpg'> Poor dog died one month ago...lived long for a sih-tzu. RIP http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/goggles.jpg'> My girl and her sis, full beach armor, priceless. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-Rage- 83 Posted September 28, 2003 A coder gone awry. Nice photomographs and story. I must follow suit sometime soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 28, 2003 Finks Lixed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
casekonly 5 Posted September 28, 2003 dope flicks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jackson 143 Posted September 28, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/metal.jpg'> 1989. Heavy Metal kicks in, nuff said. What a cool kid you were. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dick Quickwood 14 Posted September 28, 2003 cool i still have the 'make that kids head look huge' hairstyle, dork status Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest im not witty Posted September 28, 2003 holy shit that is a bad ass pic with you in denim head to toe. i wish i was at my parents house so i could find similar pics of myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yoink 0 Posted September 28, 2003 no shit, the full on denim flick rocks pants. cool nostalgia. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Intangible 40 Posted September 28, 2003 dope thread tesser...if I had a scanner I would be all over this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kido 0 Posted September 28, 2003 do tou know what kind of camera that is? you mom can take good pictures. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BROWNer Posted September 28, 2003 g'n'r biatch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 28, 2003 You know it, as far as cameras...my parents were using an oldass nikon that was lost at somepoint but in anyway these flicks were shot by lots and different people..i couldnt even say they're nice flicks..or atleast something more than that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suburbian bum 4 Posted September 28, 2003 Shit those pics are awsome. Although they look to good to be real. Looks like they hired child models and put filters to make it look old fashioned. Very nice job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 28, 2003 Hahaha, wtf? its the same kid (me) and its aging to...kinda hard to fake:dazed: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dELiSs 2 Posted September 29, 2003 what a damn cute kid you were. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 29, 2003 still am:cool: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dELiSs 2 Posted September 29, 2003 if you still have the same hair... way hawwt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 29, 2003 hahaha, word Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ClueTwo 133 Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer g'n'r biatch That's WORD....And nice pant cuffs in that picture...The pins too, whoa....You my friend are one slick mutha..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract http://www.fuckthebuff.com/tesseract/childhoodrock/sculpt.jpg'> 1987. Insired by the success with the girls i started making a series of sculptures (sand, stones, temporary instalation) that were suposed to be me all bonered out. The media reffered to my work as the avant-garde of sandcastles, the co-swimmers were amazed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I kept looking at the picture trying to find out just how the hell that was supposed to be you, then all of a sudden I caught the face and the phallus... damn nearly shat myself. Tesser the Hut. Awesome fucking stuff as usual Tesser, I have a fairly large box of old pictures that I'd have to go through, but I don't think I have many featuring me. Dad was an amateur photographer for a while, and spent most of his efforts on my big bro (first son) before he crapped out, and by the time I came out he wasn't so into it any more. I'll see what I can dig out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 29, 2003 Hahaha, fuckin A man...i have added balls to it too...plus half the construction is made to protect my boner from the waves... i'm sure you can find one or two Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vanity 6 Posted September 29, 2003 i only have like 5 flicks from my childhood.. a flood took em all out. i was always naked when i was lil... so everyone always saw my godzilla dong Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Poop Man Bob 19 Posted September 29, 2003 Holy. Shit. This thread is pure amazement. Thanks for the small view into your childhood. peepooweedoopeepoo! PMB™ approved http://home.graffiti.net/concretecriminals/pmb2.gif'> ilikecheeseslutithink imgoingtoeatmyballskleekloo!!! http://home.graffiti.net/concretecriminals/pmb2.gif'> http://home.graffiti.net/concretecriminals/pmb2.gif'> http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/DavePureSex_1_.jpg'> http://home.graffiti.net/concretecriminals/pmb2.gif'> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites