$360 Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 holla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarwilly Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 my friendster testimonial for seeking if i ever had his name...: seek or should i say siiiiiiiiiick. well really on a typical biographical steez. seeking is just that a seeker let me relay this story: in the himalayas around khumba mela three years ago i met a sadhu deep in a cave he was smoking some really potent indian hash. he blew smoke in my eyes and was sent through the woods of the everglades and the ural mountains in some part of asia and i see a man with a beautiful effulgent halo, we were in a train yard at this point in the film and this man is glowing in purple (could have been icy grape but it wasnt too clear i had smoke in my fucking eyes) and this is the man i knew was to be the saviour of the known universe. but the sadhu man told me i was to be his teacher and that tho i would get no credit for my task, i would forever know in my heart that i have taught the Messiah. went back from my himalayan journey to find this andy sigfried, he was chilling at tower in center city and i see him looking at some really blazing muslim chick vieled out and everything, man this girl was ORTHODOX and andy was looking to get some while his mom is upstairs checking out thelonius monk and scarface albums to support andy's budding career as a gangster accountant. i tell him i must show him THE WAY and he listens and follows me for 38 years we roamed the earth me teaching him the way and him providing comic relief by somehow getting a wild horned african boar to gore his leg in the exact spot that red fox dropped some cigar ash leaving him with a gigantic nerveless pulsating tumor. he soon became a true jedi. proving that andy is a seeker. as for the siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick part we go back to the goring by boar story and when that fucking horn came out of andys leg it left a giant pulsating hole not only was it a giant gaping pink orifice but it had this membrane of sweet jelly like clear liquid covering it (dont ask me how i know the taste quality of what for lack of a better word is lubricating in essence...just shut up and read the reast of this tale) and andy the next fucking saviour of the world, more powerful than jesus more potent than allah, pulls out his cock and knows his pulsating wound, not just a one pump chump i sat there for 9 hours while he practiced ancient hindu rituals of sex, mahakama sutra, things us earth dwellers will never know anything about, he fucked his leg. that is siiiiiiiiiiiiick. *** damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 Re: seeking Originally posted by MOOGLE? why did you take the innocence out of your name? i've wondered that too. care to enlighten us seeks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 well, when i first came to this board, or atleast the newer incarnation of it, where you had to register, i saw a name on here that i believed to be someone i knew. so i registered just to leave this guy a message. around this same time, i was in the middle of my obsession with all things 'innocent' and 'pure'... kind of rebelling against my fucked up child hood or something i guess, looking to relive it vicariously through girls with less inexperience than i. girls who still had wide eyes and hope for the world. 'seeking innocence' was the first thing that came to mind. anytime you have to make a 'user name' for something, my mind shuts off and i become retarded. same thing happens when i need to come up with a quote for a piece. i start thinking of the dumbest shit. anyway, when i hit 10,000 posts, i decided as a 'gift' to myself, id remove the innocence, since my 'search' in life now encompassed far more than that. also, after 10,000 posts on 12oz, id seen so much dumb shit, that i would no longer know innocence if it drove over my legs in an H2 with 26" spreewells. make sense? seeks/plus that shit wasnt gangstah'nuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 29, 2003 Author Share Posted September 29, 2003 not everyone can edit their username like that can they? who was it that was telling me that the server had to be down for a change like that to be made? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 seeking, your new job has really made you post a whole lot better. Plus I can relate to most of it aswell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted September 29, 2003 Share Posted September 29, 2003 could someone close this before it reaches two pages please? just to make me smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 29, 2003 Author Share Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty could someone close this before it reaches two pages please? just to make me smile. oh man, if it gets closed now i will still be happy, because i made my point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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