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Originally posted by When

only the shadow knows

and im not the shadow

so i dont know

 

 

i dunno i saw your name near a club. if you is who i thinks you is. anyway regardless , im fucking in denial of my problem drinking vodka resposibly , so imma go now.

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I won't tell you all about the time I was drinking 151 and started making out with my ex... I remember closing my eyes and then waking up/ coming to with her UGLY best friend on top of me. You shouldn't cheat on them, it makes them want to do mean things like let they're tyronosaurus rex of a best friend sleep with you. I won't tell you about that, it might be embarassing...

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Last night me and my girlfriend got drunk at my friends sisters 14th birthday party. Her mom is the coolest fucking mom ever. So... after a few beers, about 2 of those small bottles of jim beam(love dat whisky), same sized bottle of rum, then another scotch whisky... my girlfriend put makeup on me, so i went around kissing everyone.

 

Thats what pirates do when they are drunk...

 

Oh yeah, and then i killed a barwench and took her skull.

 

arr.

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overproof rum is like taking viagra and injecting adrenaline for me.

 

whisky is a recipe for blood and broken noses 4 others around me

 

and beer makes me sleepy as soon I stop after 10 mins.

 

but weed and beer when balanced well is a heavy wheight buzz but beware of drinking first and smoking after, you always have to smoke AS you drink...otherwise its the dreadded spinning room sindrome.

 

if you get that lie on your bed on your back but put one foot on the floor it sort of gives your brain gravity and can help the spinning sometimes:lol: :lol:

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rum= sending you a bit weird, talkin to yourself, thinkin of plans to get rid of people, possibly voices in yoir head

 

abysynth= being very violent physcotic crazy, trying to stab people with bread knifes, biting peoples ears, armed police end up coming with machine guns while im standing there being restrained in a girls bomber jacket which is to small, " what are you holding that guy for "....my reply " im just obbsessed with dancing and they cant handle it" ......at the end of it all, i neraly killed at least three people, smashed up two hoovers, let off all the fire extingushers and stole two bikes when i could not even stand;)

 

stella= sends me hyper, dancin, can switch at any moment, very aggresive, the fattest hangovers............

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rum sucks!!.i had a bottle of rum a few years back.after i finished it,i was gettin wit this chick,the fuckin rum gave me 3d.(droopy drunk dick)..after that ..no rum for me..haha..strictly beer..cant have no more of that!

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Originally posted by NOTTS1

abysynth= being very violent physcotic crazy, trying to stab people with bread knifes, biting peoples ears, armed police end up coming with machine guns while im standing there being restrained in a girls bomber jacket which is to small, " what are you holding that guy for "....my reply " im just obbsessed with dancing and they cant handle it" ......at the end of it all, i neraly killed at least three people, smashed up two hoovers, let off all the fire extingushers and stole two bikes when i could not even stand;)

Amazing, you crazy motherfucker!

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rum...

 

i used to drink captain morgans all the time... but then i had a few drunken escapades that i'd rather not recount... i'll just say that my friend and i finished off the handle that night and were with people i didn't know...

 

i'll still drink the clear rum now, but i'm a tequila lover. it's never done me wrong.

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About two weeks ago I learned the hard way that whiskey turns me into the exact kind of drunk I don't wanna be. No more of that.

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werd.

 

i like my rum straight outta the bottle

with some soda on the side. ..usually soemthing clear

 

last night though, i drank a rum and almond smash..

that was freaky good.

 

i have been good so far at not getting too torn up..

we'll see if it lasts.

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