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Originally posted by E MARTYR

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dont even get me started talking about the wild times i had with these bad mofos...

 

for some reason, i do not doubt this one bit

 

 

 

i dunno i dont have an issue with rum, i love the stuff

me and whiskey get into trouble together

and tequila, well we have issues

 

like the other night at my friends bachelor party

i was drinking newcastles and st pauli the whole night

and then out came the tequila

fucking bastard that it is, turned me from happy drunk

to guy sitting outside chain smoking

and cursing at the wind

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the other weekend i went to a party taht had margaritas, liquor, and corona. i got pretty shitty off shots and margaritas then my ex showed up so i was slamming shots left and right of rum and whit tequila. dont know what i did or where i went but i woke up in the backseat of a car on the other side of town throwing up. then i got out and fell asleep on someones porch...

 

gotta love hard liquor in ridiculously large quantities :)

 

dumb ass ex gf bitch.:mad:

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

that shit is like 10% alcohol mang!

 

get you fuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed up!

 

it is not 10% im positive of that

its something like 6%

and im positive its pure sugar water too

 

its made for bitches that dont like beer or hard alcohol

its something they can walk around the house party with

sipping on the same bottle or two the whole night

and at the end of the night they can go

puke out sugar water and still get some dick

 

so if you dont like dick in you, you really shouldnt drink the stuff

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Rum... no good.

 

I'll try to avoid it if I can, sometimes its not possible, but you know...

 

The second time I ever drank (grade 9), I got a mickey of white rum.

I didn't know what to do with it, we were going to the school dance, so i just pantsed it and took 4 or 5 swigs (read: huge gulps) in the bathroom.

 

I don't remember much, but i do remember the IA (industrial arts = shop) teacher putting his arm around my shoulder and saying "Lets go outside and get some fresh air, you'll feel better."

The alarm bells went off in my head and I responded with, "Get away, you fucking pervert!"

Then I ran down the hall and passed out in my own puke.

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Originally posted by Smart

 

I drink in my coffee in the morning... I drink it all the time, and I mean ALL the time, Tesseract can vouch...

 

At this point you all have to realise that living in europe means that i have conversations with the oddest 12ozers that are up at the oddest hours...Smart drink lots of Rum...even in his coffee in the morning...question is..did he ever sleep?:dazed:

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oh shit its comp!!!

 

post some of your new stuff in paper chase!!!!!

 

: jocking in progress :

 

 

bacardi 151 mixed with mountain dew red and lemon juice

 

coconut rum with a little kaluah and milk

 

cobo wabo

 

captain and coke....at ma bells bar in wisconsin two for five...big cups

 

yea beer gets me all rowdy, vodka makes me do stupid shit, wine makes me sleepy, bitch drinks.....never, whiskey never liked the taste

 

jager aint too bad

cinimon shnapps is the best

kessler is ok for campouts

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, he called Skyy Blue's "bad mofo's"... hahahahaha.

 

Heed Smart's advice, the man knows what he's talking about. Any of you still on the spiced rum tip need to quit pronto, that shit is fucking worthless. Captain Schmaptain, Malibu Sqwalibu. Tourist fuel. If you're having any of the new Bacardi flavors, they're strictly for shot use only. Only girly drink I condone is Bacardi Limón with cranberry, cause it's nice under the sun.

 

Don't be turned off by the name, Mount Gay is delightful stuff.

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This is a rum thread and nobody has mentioned Strom Rum??? I guess its a little strong, but it'll do it to ya in a nice, violent way.

Bacardi is all over the place here, last saturday was no joke.

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Originally posted by avils

i couldnt drink anything that had a name which might raise questions about my sexuality.. :huh?:

 

Then, my advice is gonna be:

Avoid Zima.

 

As for Mt. Gay, it's the world's oldest rum... Please believe they know how to make it. Mamerro is right, it's 'delightful' indeed.

 

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

 

I've been dry for 2 days now.

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NOT ANYMORE!!! :krunk::king:

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Originally posted by Europe

This is a rum thread and nobody has mentioned Strom Rum??? I guess its a little strong, but it'll do it to ya in a nice, violent way.

 

i was trying to remeber the name of this as i scrolled down.. thanks.

yes that shit is noooo joke, whats the proof on that? that definatley led to a violent episode amongst friends. plus i had some friends throw up some awful looking blackish tar stuff dinking that shit...

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Originally posted by When

for some reason, i do not doubt this one bit

 

 

 

i dunno i dont have an issue with rum, i love the stuff

me and whiskey get into trouble together

and tequila, well we have issues

 

like the other night at my friends bachelor party

i was drinking newcastles and st pauli the whole night

and then out came the tequila

fucking bastard that it is, turned me from happy drunk

to guy sitting outside chain smoking

and cursing at the wind

 

 

hahahahahaahahahaha chain smoking and cursing at the wind! i want to drink with you! when will you be round my way?

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