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*The Good Wife's Guide*

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A girlfriend of mine emailed this

lil gem to me yesterday. Thought

some of you might get a kick out

of this...especially you married folkers...

 

http://www.j-walk.com/other/goodwife/images/goodwifeguide.gif'>

 

in case youre having a hard time reading it...

 

 

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Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

 

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

 

Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

 

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.

 

During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

 

Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.

 

Be happy to see him.

 

Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

 

Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

 

Don't greet him with complaints and problems.

 

Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.

 

Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

 

Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

 

Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

 

A good wife always knows her place.

 

:lol:

 

the link: http://www.j-walk.com/other/goodwife/

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Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

 

funny how it still applies.

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Guest WebsterUno
Originally posted by WebsterUno

"Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours."

 

how 'bout this one?

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That's good but I think that a wife being a little gay to keep her husband interested is way more fun.

 

threeway honey?

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Originally posted by ARCEL

what happened between 1955 and now ?

 

barry manilow, bitch niggers, haters, keith swaet, ani difranco, a number of things. why did they even let the raunchy ass whores bags vote in the first place, muahahahahaha......

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this is definitely gonna get sent to shorty. she need to see it in writing. . . yea right. makes for a good laugh.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

Photoshop came and conquered.

 

oh man. you are sooo right. I've seen fuckers who are "graphic designers" for work try to claim stealing shit from old ass books is not thievery. get your own pictures you pieces of shit. art is art. art is not product. live in the past if you choose, but get up for the future.

 

ragsoe. you are my hero for the day.

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It was pretty lame, even back then...

 

but there is no doubt that the loss of most mothers from the home to the work force has had a very detrimental effect upon society.

When I was a kid (born in 1950) if there was any kind of trouble, ANY kid could run to ANY house, and be 90% assured that he would find a Mom home, and that she would immediately rectify the problem. On my block, in 1955, there were over forty children. EVERY HOME BUT THREE OR FOUR had a stay-at-home Mom. ONE of the children on our block, a girl named Charlene, had divorced parents.

 

That same block (in Houston's notorious "South Park" neighborhood) is now filled with abandoned houses, houses that are half burned down, gangs, dope dealers, abandoned cars and so on. It's sad to see.

 

This image^^^ is flawed, but we were closer to it then, by far, than we are now. The '50s were by no means perfect. But in terms of children's lives, we were a hell of a lot better off when Moms stayed home and raised their kids. And Dads tried to meet their responsibilities as husbands and fathers and to lead their families. The situation we are in now just looks like wide-spread irresponsibility and selfishness and misbehavior on the part of parents. Many parents (regardless of age) seem to be behaving like irresponsible adolescents, to me.

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i once gave my exgirlfriend a book with a bunch of shit like this for her birthday.. of course it was a joke gift and i gave her the real gift acouple hours later. but it was still worth mentioning.

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Originally posted by suicidebombr

fuck a wife, it's all about pimpin hoes.:king:

 

 

Sto0o0o0o0o0o0o0opid:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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why is it that when a girl pimps a lot of guys she get called a hoe or a hoodrat, but then with guys it like hahahaha cool your pimpin like if it something cool?:confused:

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hahah yea a co-worker gave it to me. we hung it on our fridge just so the man knows that i am there to laugh at him.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

yeah, I showed a few people, they got a kick out of it.

Its all jokes...

 

:crazy:

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