Dick Quickwood Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 dude, how much of this crap are you supposed to drink ? i drank the one bottle i got, and now i feel like im drunk, and im itching all over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 how many bottles do you normally drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 dude, i can hear what the lyrics to music are saying now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 i dont itch any more, thank god i looked in the mirror, and my pupils are real big. the main thing though, is i look evil somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 i fell asleep i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted September 24, 2003 Share Posted September 24, 2003 "I'm seriously thinking about defending myself in court. I don't know who's side my public defender is really on." thats a bad idea, spring for matlock......trust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 it's all about not being guilty unless they saw you do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 Originally posted by space base Dude, I'm on house arrest right now. It sucks. i guess that means you want be coming on 12oz so much anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 i was joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 man, where is your huge who cares thing when i need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted October 3, 2003 Share Posted October 3, 2003 so how often do they call to check on you? that "college classes" thing is hilarious, good way to beat the system.:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted October 4, 2003 Share Posted October 4, 2003 Originally posted by space base I think Im gonna fire my public defender. Ding ding. And since i have imposed house arrest on myself due to the fact that I don't know how to act in public I will share a funny public defender story/dialogue with you guys. I have all the time in the world. So my buddy and his older brother got into a fight that ended up in the middle of the street. My buddy got pistol whipped by his brother and his mom called the police. When they showed up my buddy punched his brother in the neck. The police locked him up after his brother kept saying that he didn't want to press charges. So court day rolls around and my boy is talkin to his publc defender. Buddy: Okay my brother says he's not gonna press charges. Pretender: Thats great. But here is the deal i worked out with the prosecution. Buddy: What? Pretender: Yeah its a great deal. Buddy: But.. My brothers not pressing charges. Pretender: Will you just consider the deal though? It's really good and I worked really hard on it. Buddy: What? No one is gonna press charges on me. Pretender: You sure? It's good. Buddy:Maannn Get the fuck outta my face. and that was that. Case dismissed. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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