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no not the show....

I'm talking about real life here.

 

So I'm lined up for a Blind Date tonight.

Luckily a friend is throwing a party tonight so there's a good

place to go but here's the snag... It's an 80's revival and 80's karoke bash.

He always brings out tons of people and the thing is usually just crazy fun,

but is it a good place for a blind date?

 

and here's the big question... reduced cover with an 80's costume.

Am I asking for trouble if I sport an 80's costume on a blind date?

I'm thinking that a vintage adidas track jacket, a kangol bucket and

some sheltoes with fat laces is still hip enough that people wont laugh,

but the girl is a fashionista so I'm a bit worried I'll end up showing up

with some girl who looks like Jem (as in Jem and the holograms) or

maybe some freaky new wave character like the people in Liquid Sky.

 

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Actually I could dig that, and that 'Jem' writing is pretty hot.

 

 

 

so any of you cats ever done the blind date thing?

...and if it bombs I've got another one on Saturday!

 

 

:krunk: :king:

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little shorts?

 

I still have to get to the club without looking like an ass.

I've been assured the girl is pretty.

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i've been on on blind date... it sucked... however i think it would damn near awesome to show up at a party with a girl dressed like that...

 

and you still can't go wrong with a track suit and shell toes...

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*believe*

 

sounds like fun.

If she knows the deal,

a fit like that shouldnt scare

her off. You should have plenty

to talk about. Plus, the best thing

to do on blind dates is drink up.

Loosens everyone up, and puts

things at ease. Just dont puke all

over your date man!

 

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Re: *believe*

 

Originally posted by WebsterUno

Just dont puke all over your date man!

 

if we go drink for drink she'd have blacked out long before I puke.

Or maybe not... could be interesting.

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Blind date....awesome since you know the girl is hot, the date is not blind..Lemme tell you what blind date is.

 

Years ago, after a breaking up...i get a call

 

-hello

-hey whats up?

-who's this?

-Uhhh, you dont really know me*god this is embarassing* but i took the liberty of calling you since i'd really like to meet you...

- aw, c'mon...

-Sounds stupid and childish right?

-Totally

-Ok, i hear that...still you aint got nothing to lose

-Time

-Ok, i see that the whole idea doesnt fascinate you, and to be honest, i cant really blame you...i took your number from ***** and i'll be outside of ***** at **:**...i'd love it if you could come, but if you dont feel like it, i totally understand

-Yeah

-Ok...bye

-bye

 

I hang up and completely never think about the whole thing...till 20 minutes before the 'date'...i say fuck it, girl was honest and didnt sound silly or anything...and i'm off. I reach the spot...and noone is there. There are people sitting in the tables outside of the said bar..and i sit and wait for a sec...nothing, after those 5 minutes i'm good to go, when i notice a trio girl company on one of the tables, all atleast 4 years younger that me, and i get the vibe they're fuckin with me...actually i'm sure thats them...i get pissed and instead of walking away i walk in the bar talk to the waitress and buy the fuckin girls a round of tequila shots, then i walk away as more silently as i can...i got played bigtime, cheers.

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^^^^^^^^^

 

it sucks that you got set up, but you were the bigger person. shots...

 

good work

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^^^^i would of sent them praire fires, 1/2 tequila and 1/2 tabasco

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

...and you still can't go wrong with a track suit and shell toes...

dress the part and give up some details on how it goes. good luck.

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a little late...but what the hell. I've done the complete blind date where I have no knowledge at all and I've done the description blind date where you have a complete report. I think its kinda funny how so many people freak out about it.

 

I honestly have to say I'm always up for it. I've met some cool women this way and I've met some...uh eye openers. One constant thing is that I either have a blast or I have a kick ass story to tell later about just how horrible it was. I dig meeting new people and seeing how they live.

 

so...now that the day is done...how'd it go?

 

oh yeah...I would've went the gorilla fart route on shots.

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

so...now that the day is done...how'd it go?

 

 

I think I lucked out big time with this one.

The girl's really pretty, stylish, thin (but not too thin) and she laughs at my jokes. We had a blast at this 80's coverband thing and she even went drink for drink with me (not an easy task). Then I was walking her home and we decided it would be fun to sneak into this construction site and try to climb to the top. She tells me 'If someone spots us we're goingto have to start making out. That's our only good excuse for being here'.

 

;)

 

It's not every day that you have 'high-risk' passion

in the shell of a yet-to-be-finished Frank Gehry building.

 

and tonight.... I'm invited to a 'PornStar' themed party with her.

I wonder if that means what I think it does.

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she's truly outrageous!

 

 

 

 

 

Next question...

 

what the hell should I wear to a 'pornstar' party?

I'm thinking maybe a 'coach' outfit so I can say 'Drop and give me 20'.

I just thought pornstars didn't wear anything, and I'm not comfortable

enough with this girl to sport the 'cock sock' in front of her friends.

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awesome...and yes that means exactly what you think it does.

 

costume:

get one of those afro wigs that are prevalent everywhere thanks to halloween. cut it up into a nice chest hair shape and attach it to your chest with whatever kind of tape or adhesive you're comfortable with.

 

wear a short silk or satin type of robe (think Ron Jeremy) with slippers. extra points if you can find one with dragons. nothing beats 70's porn stars. feel free to fix rubbers and lubricants on the inside of the robe. if you can manage some sort of audio player with your own theme porn music...even better.

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