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E)Overdosing on drugs bought with money borrowed from a jealous spouse(who happens to be a loanshark), but before dying of the drugs you are beaten to a pulp and found face down in a drained swimming pool.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well, that's how I am going to die, atleast.

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Here's what sucks:

 

As soon as you find out something causes cancer, and decide to avoid it, you find out something ELSE you've been doing your entire life is also a definitive source of cancer.

 

To truly avoid all currently realised causes of cancer one must exile themself to a remote desert island untouched by man-made pollution, live in a UV protected space suit and eat pineapples for the rest of their lives.

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Meh. Within the next 10-15 years they will have a cure for cancer. I watch all the TV shows on cancer. I dont know why though, my entire family dies of massive heart attacks before cancer even gets a chance to kick in. So its really a mute point. Maybe by driving really fast I'll be able to beat the heart attack too.

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