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Originally posted by Tyler Durden

opening to at the drive in: enfilade.

 

 

 

 

 

for those of you that dont know....

 

 

 

 

*ringing*

 

girl (sounding rather scared...): hello?

 

dude with odd raspy voice: hello mother leapord. i have your cub. you must protect her. but that will be expensive. 10,000 colanuts wrapped in brown paper. midnight. behind the box. i'll be the hyena. you'll see.

 

thats fuckin awesome... i wish i thought of that first

 

mine is boring, because like yuck said... prospective employers don't like to be called assholes

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