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Guest beardo

letter of the day

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Guest beardo

Subject:

Grandma's 95th Birthday!

 

To:

President George Bush

 

September 15, 2003

 

Dear President Bush,

My Grandmother will soon be celebrating her 95th birthday. I am happy to report she is one of your ardent supporters and always knew that you would be famous. A "Republican for Life," she is. She is still energetic and active, living in her own apartment, and eating lots of red meat, salt and drinking whisky. Wouldn't a note/card/autographed photo of you be a wonderful addition to her special day!? She would cherish it forever and you could count on a ton of votes from me and my extended family - and hopefully, Grandma for another few years.

God Bless you & God Bless America.

 

Your Friend,

Linda Callahan

 

Grandma: Birthday 9-26-03

Mrs. Alice Danielson

c/o Robin Mazinkowski

**** Avenue E

Kearney, NE 68847

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i don't see how grandma could live to be 95 with...eating lots of red meat, salt and drinking whisky. damn.

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"God Bless America"

 

 

Why do people say that?

 

 

Anyway you gotta get to 100 to get a letter from the queen,

 

 

Fuck the Queen..!

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Guest im not witty

im trying to see if i can make it from when i clocked in till my lunch break without doing any real work. threads like this are a stepping stone towards that goal.

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almost sounds like extortion to me.

 

"and you could count on a ton of votes from me and my extended family - and hopefully, Grandma for another few years."

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