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Actual sentence from that article:

 

Other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively masturbation.

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The side effects of such changes to the body include: Lower back pain

 

Damn, I thought that was just from being hunched over a computer...

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but unless you're a real masochist...

masterbation will never leave you with blue balls.

 

now that's something to worry about!

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hey they forgot hairy palms!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

notis how they said you cant have to mutch SEX.

 

only masturbation...not sex.....something fishy goins ons heres!

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Originally posted by CRAMPS

hey they forgot hairy palms!

notis how they said you cant have to mutch SEX.

 

only masturbation...not sex.....something fishy goins ons heres!

 

good point

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I have a feeling this was written in English, translated into German, then back into English:

 

"If above symptoms are experienced, you need to restore the balance of brain's acetylcholine / parasympathetic ratio, reduces the level of sex hormones in the body, and sedates sympathetic nervous function, or the symptoms would become worsen."

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