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Cherry_Luv

Umm what happened?...

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

So i went to school drunk a whol lot. I used to yel shit like: HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DANCER. COUNT THE HEADLIGHTS ON THE HIGH WAY.

 

HAHA that reminds me of the time during finals week i got drunk and stoned in the morning, i puked in the bathroom, then slept for a couple hours. i got a c on the test.

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Originally posted by E MARTYR

TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED IN DETAIL WHEN YOU GOT FUCKED BY THEM DUDES.... I WANT TO KNOW....

 

yea so these 7 doods came over to her house and stuff

then they all got naked

and then they stuck their penises in every hole she has

some guys had to share holes too

and one got stuck fucking her ear cavity

but everyone had to leave by 10pm

cause she had her first day of highschool the next day

 

get a life schmuck

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Originally posted by Cherry_Luv

I don't thin ky u could fuck a girl in the ear :o

 

im sure theres alot of empty space in that head of yours for it to go

 

 

 

hmm was that mean? ill let it ride i guess

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Originally posted by casekonly

was that so she could hear him coming?

 

:lol:

(i never use smileys but this deserves one)

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Dear Diary

lyke omg theres this HAWT guy in my p.e. class. like omg i think his name is billly or something. he makes me so giddy.

 

 

<3xoxo,

cherry luv.

(duh! who else?you're MY diary. heheeeehehehehehheh)

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WHy don't seagulls fly over the bay?

 

Because if we did we'd have to call them Baygulls (bagels)

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Originally posted by LENS

WHy don't seagulls fly over the bay?

 

Because if we did we'd have to call them Baygulls (bagels)

 

LOL hahhahahahhhahahahaha3:lol:

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