Dirty_habiT Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Me? Like right now, I'm sitting at home on the computer when I'm supposed to be making a service call. And my coworker is over wasting time at his house, I'm fixing to leave to go pick him back up and then we're gonna go work. I pretend to work, my boss pretends to pay me. Are any of you people good time wasters? I know it's immoral and all and I should care about work ethics. The sad reality is, that I don't, and I'm getting paid right now, and I will never get fired. Post em up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 nvr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 all my jobs involve keeping occupied til disturbed. the boss is ussually a few blocks away, so it's not a prob. do the tighten up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 lets pretend i have a job, that involves computers, then i would waste it playing snood or on 12oz :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 letting the temps do my work while i pretend to look over papers use the cutting wires to carve futuristic plasma rifles out of styrofoam using the cutting wires to make shurikens out of styrofoam then hide between the huge blocks of foam and act out ninja clan wars with my coworkers. accidently lose parts to the wrapping machine in my pocket.. .....sweep...hahahaha sweep at a factory job leave three hours early and have a coworker clock me out when th shift ends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 office jobs make it very easy to look busy while actually doing nothing. When the boss comes by I just make sure I'm shuffling paper on my desk, or scanning through statements on the computer, or searching through the filing cabinet. he doesnt need to know I'm not actually doing anything. and whenever possibly follow the george costanza method. if you look really irritated and upset all the time people will think you're really busy and stop bothering you. works like a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 ^ the mess is key. You always need to have something to shake or rattle as if you're desperately searching for a very important file that needs to hit outgoing mail today. My plan... I have this book that I write all types of work notes in so I'll just move from one room to the next when someone's coming down the hall. Easy as pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- ^ the mess is key. my desk is a well organized mess. it looks as though I am constantly a week behind in my work. thats not entirely untrue either. The best part of my job is constantly having a backlog of non essential work. shit that could sit there for a year if I wanted it to. That way, if it comes down to it, most of that work can become VERY VERY URGENT and require all my attention if another project comes looking for some help. Oh, and since I'm supposed to be around the whole office all day, nobody ever notices if I'm missing. people on two think I'm on one. and people on one think I'm on two. its fucking brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 4, 2003 Author Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by MOOGLE? sweep at a factory job That's a time waster and a half... hahaha. I also take apart appliance parts for the fuck of it, and to know how they work, when there's nothing to do. Wasting time is my job.... and paying me for it is my boss's job. It sure is great. Having an office job would be easy to waste time at too. Oh and Rage, you're a goody two shoes. :lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 if someone is able to host a pic for me.... I'll show you exactly how I waste time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 ok i was going to post a picture of bruce springsteen and write the boss does not appreciate his time wasted.....but fatcap hosting is down. so just imagine how funny that would/wouldn't have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 one time i did this one thing to my boss and it took him 30 minutes to do that other thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 when my boss is leaving his office, i'll call his phone, then he goes back to pick it up and i hang up...... repeat until he no longer returns to his desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 i normaly just cruise around 12oz and other sites too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty so just imagine how funny that would/wouldn't have been. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that's really funny in my mind! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godzirra Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 <span style='color:black'>When i was about 16 i got this job at this super huge grocery store. The place had to have over 75 employees easily. So my thinking was; If i go in here and dont attract any attention to myself, I should be able to come clock in and then go do something else for the rest of the day. This worked out excelently for about 3 months when one of them caught me getting one of my mad overtime paychecks and were like "Who the hell are you?" What a great job. </span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 i can't waste my bosses time, because im not paid hourly, however i do take the occasional oppritunity to wack it in the bathroom during my downtime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT my boss pretends to pay me:confused: u work for fre??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 5, 2003 Author Share Posted September 5, 2003 ppphhhhwwweeeewwwwshhhhhhh right over your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 5, 2003 Author Share Posted September 5, 2003 Heh, at home again..... on the clock. I'm probably gonna go to the liquor store today also.... what a unrewarding time waster that is... fuck living in a dry county. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 http://hjem.get2net.dk/wittorff/images/Porno%20Mark.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 its hard to *waste* the bosses time when you work at a resteraunt. because if you fuck around youre really just fucking over the costomer, whitch isnt really a very good idea. so. i guess my equvilent world be wastin other things such as much needed iced tea and chesse for the soup right? guess what im having for dinner tonight.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 yum... iced tea and cheese! what a great meal. You must be the head chef! :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- yum... iced tea and cheese! what a great meal. You must be the head chef! :rolleyes: hahah nice dinner indeed, but if i was head chef id be stealing whole chickens and vaats of mayonaise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 holy shit, this threads funny especially the bruce springsteen thing :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 http://kidney.niddk.nih.gov/spanish/pubs/bodydesign/images/vagina.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 Originally posted by $360 its hard to *waste* the bosses time when you work at a resteraunt. because if you fuck around youre really just fucking over the costomer, whitch isnt really a very good idea. so. i guess my equvilent world be wastin other things such as much needed iced tea and chesse for the soup right? guess what im having for dinner tonight.... half the time I run the shifts so its my time that is getting wasted...lately my big thing is to get everyone else working and I will do something that looks important but really isn't, get it done and go smoke outback....fuck restaurant work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 5, 2003 Share Posted September 5, 2003 looking at graff on the net! :king: also, watching shit like this... http://www.nilsparker.com/arnold_commercial.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stats-KC- Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 i just do somethign that would take anyone half an hour, stretch it out for an hour and a half, then do the same for other things untill my shifts over. and shifts when the boss isnt there and i have to close up i sign off an hour or so later than when i finish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 10, 2003 Share Posted September 10, 2003 Originally posted by krie i normaly just cruise around 12oz and other sites too for the most part this is all i do all day. so needless to say, when 12oz sucks my day seems to drag by. the nice thing about where i'm working now is that there isn't anyone else in the room i work in, and it's out of the way too with a code lock on the door. it's rare for anyone to come knocking and when they do it's never for me. wasting away online....it's dirty non-work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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