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How do *you* waste the boss's time?

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Me? Like right now, I'm sitting at home on the computer when I'm supposed to be making a service call. And my coworker is over wasting time at his house, I'm fixing to leave to go pick him back up and then we're gonna go work. I pretend to work, my boss pretends to pay me. Are any of you people good time wasters? I know it's immoral and all and I should care about work ethics. The sad reality is, that I don't, and I'm getting paid right now, and I will never get fired. Post em up.

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all my jobs involve keeping occupied til disturbed. the boss is ussually a few blocks away, so it's not a prob.

 

do the tighten up

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lets pretend i have a job, that involves computers, then i would waste it playing snood or on 12oz :D

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letting the temps do my work while i pretend to look over papers

 

use the cutting wires to carve futuristic plasma rifles out of styrofoam

 

using the cutting wires to make shurikens out of styrofoam then hide between the huge blocks of foam and act out ninja clan wars with my coworkers.

 

accidently lose parts to the wrapping machine in my pocket..

 

.....sweep...hahahaha sweep at a factory job

 

leave three hours early and have a coworker clock me out when th shift ends

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office jobs make it very easy to look busy while actually doing nothing. When the boss comes by I just make sure I'm shuffling paper on my desk, or scanning through statements on the computer, or searching through the filing cabinet. he doesnt need to know I'm not actually doing anything.

 

and whenever possibly follow the george costanza method. if you look really irritated and upset all the time people will think you're really busy and stop bothering you. works like a charm.

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^ the mess is key.

 

You always need to have something to shake or rattle

as if you're desperately searching for a very important

file that needs to hit outgoing mail today.

 

My plan... I have this book that I write all types of work notes in

so I'll just move from one room to the next when someone's coming

down the hall. Easy as pie.

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

^ the mess is key.

 

 

my desk is a well organized mess. it looks as though I am constantly a week behind in my work. thats not entirely untrue either. The best part of my job is constantly having a backlog of non essential work. shit that could sit there for a year if I wanted it to. That way, if it comes down to it, most of that work can become VERY VERY URGENT and require all my attention if another project comes looking for some help.

 

Oh, and since I'm supposed to be around the whole office all day, nobody ever notices if I'm missing. people on two think I'm on one. and people on one think I'm on two. its fucking brilliant.

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Originally posted by MOOGLE?

sweep at a factory job

 

That's a time waster and a half... hahaha. I also take apart appliance parts for the fuck of it, and to know how they work, when there's nothing to do. Wasting time is my job.... and paying me for it is my boss's job. It sure is great. Having an office job would be easy to waste time at too. Oh and Rage, you're a goody two shoes.

 

:lick:

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if someone is able to host a pic for me....

I'll show you exactly how I waste time.

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ok i was going to post a picture of bruce springsteen and write the boss does not appreciate his time wasted.....but fatcap hosting is down.

 

so just imagine how funny that would/wouldn't have been.

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when my boss is leaving his office, i'll call his phone, then he goes back to pick it up and i hang up...... repeat until he no longer returns to his desk.

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Guest krie

i normaly just cruise around 12oz and other sites too

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Originally posted by im not witty

so just imagine how funny that would/wouldn't have been.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

that's really funny in my mind!

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<span style='color:black'>When i was about 16 i got this job at this super huge grocery store. The place had to have over 75 employees easily. So my thinking was; If i go in here and dont attract any attention to myself, I should be able to come clock in and then go do something else for the rest of the day. This worked out excelently for about 3 months when one of them caught me getting one of my mad overtime paychecks and were like "Who the hell are you?" What a great job. </span>

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Heh, at home again..... on the clock. I'm probably gonna go to the liquor store today also.... what a unrewarding time waster that is... fuck living in a dry county.

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its hard to *waste* the bosses time when you work at a resteraunt. because if you fuck around youre really just fucking over the costomer, whitch isnt really a very good idea.

 

so.

 

i guess my equvilent world be wastin other things such as much needed iced tea and chesse for the soup right?

 

guess what im having for dinner tonight....

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yum... iced tea and cheese!

 

what a great meal. You must be the head chef! :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

yum... iced tea and cheese!

 

what a great meal. You must be the head chef! :rolleyes:

 

hahah nice dinner indeed, but if i was head chef id be stealing whole chickens and vaats of mayonaise!

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holy shit, this threads funny

 

especially the bruce springsteen thing :D

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