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I was photographing some abandoned (at least I thought it was) shit in the middle of nowhere the other day and I turned the corner of this old warehouse to face the most terrifing dog I've ever seen and it broke into a low guttoral growl, and I've never run that fast! Not even when getting chased! Split off the grounds and scaled this fence like it was nothing! Thank god the camera is ok

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ITS AMAZING WHAT THE LITTLEST HAMMER FIST PUNCH TO A SECURITY DOG , CAN DO TO ITS DEMEANOR...A DOGS SNOUT IS QUITE FRAGILE, BUT IN FACT, ONE ,GOOD, DELIVERED, BLOW TO HIS SNOUT, WILL SEND HIM SHRIEKING IN PAIN...SURE HE MIGHT GET YOU ONCE, OR EVEN TWICE, BUT IF YOU'RE TRAINED, HAHA, BETTER THAN HE IS, YOU WILL GAIN THE UPPER HAND QUICKLY...FUCK K9'S, ATTACK DOGS, OR EVEN JULIO'S PITBULL...>>>>>>>DOGS...? I NEVER SWEAT THEM...I WILL BREAK HIS FUCKING SNOUT, JUMP UP AND DOWN ON HIM, UNTIL HIS INTESTINES POP OUT HIS MOUTH, AND THEN I'LL KICK HIS FUCKING TEETH, OUT HIS JAW BONE...IT'S HIM, OR ME...AND I CAN BET , BY A LONGSHOT, IT WONT BE ME.....:D

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Originally posted by cAzer

yea no shit, damn man....fuck some attack dogs....but man i love the hell out of my pitbull lab, hes a bit on the stupid side sometimes but hes a good dog..;)

 

INTENSE??? HEY YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO..DON'T GET ME WRONG, I LOVE DOGS...I HAVE ONE..BUT IF ONE EVER ATTACKED ME, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, WHAT TYPE, I WILL SERIOUSLY KILL THAT FUCKING THING, ''EASIER SAID THEN DONE'', ''RUN AWAY''? I DON'T THINK SO..>>>>>>>>MILITARY BRED, MILITARY SURVIVAL..THE DOG DIES,END OF STORY.....:D ...APPARENTLY, THER ARE GUYS HERE, THAT FEAR DOGS, ITS OKAY, I UNDERSTAND..ONE TOO MANY PAPER ROUTES, ITS COOL...ME ON THE OTHER HAND, NEVER HAD A PAPER ROUTE, NEVER NEEDED TO, I HUSTLED IN $CHOOL, I GOT BY, I SURVIVED.:cool: MABEY A FEW OF YOU'S, MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER STOCKING A BIG JUICY STEAK BONE , IN YOUR BOOKBAGS, FOR FUTURE EMERGENCIES..:yum:

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Originally posted by ghostvandal

whats the best way to beat the shit out of a dog? is it waiting for him to jump and then kick him in the face or just punch him and then get bitten..what do you think?

 

caes and tars..

 

HAHA.CHANCES ARE , YOU'LL MISS , WHILE KICKING HIM..WHILE HAVING SEVERAL YEARS IN THE MARTIAL ARTS, AS WELL AS COMBAT TRAINING IN THE MILITARY, I WOULDNT EVEN KNOW, IF I'D MISS OR NOT..HERES A QUICK STORY, I ALWAYS LAUGH WEHN I THINK ABOUT THIS..

MY BOSS, ABOUT 280LBS. KIND OF OUT A SHAPE..ANYWAYS, WHEN HE WAS IN COLLEGE, HE USE TO COME HOME ON THE WEEKENDS, VISIT PARENTS..ANYWAY HE LIKED TO JOG, HE WAS A WRESTLER BACK THEN..ONE DAY HE RAN INTO 3-4 DOGS, STRAYS, SOMEWHAT WILD, UNPREDICTABLE..WELL, THEY SPOTTED HIM, AFTER HE RAN AROUND A BEND, HE STOPPED, THEY LOOKED, GROWLED AND CHARGED HIM, HE SHIT HIS PANTS AND RAN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION..HE WASNT FAST, AND KNEW THEY WOULD CATCH HIM..SO AFTER A FEW YARDS, HE STOPPED, TURNED AROUND, AND STARTED RUNNING STRAIGHT AT THEM..FUNNY THING IS, HE WAS SCREAMING, YELLING, AND SHAKING HIS ARMS LIKE A MAD MAN, I CAN JUST PICTURE THIS.:lol: ...ANYWAYS, HE FREAKED THE DOGS OUT, THEY STOPPED, LOOKED CONFUSED, THEN SPLIT UP, AND RAN AWAY..ONE STUCK AROUND AND OBSERVED, PROBABLY THE BRAVE ONE, BUT AFTER A DIAGNOSIS, HE REALIZED MY BOSS WAS A LITTLE MORE CRAZY, THEN HE WAS AT THE TIME, AND HE RAN AWAY TOO.....TRY THIS TECHNIQUE SOMETIME...IT JUST MIGHT WORK, AND SAVE YOUR ASS FROM A RABBIES VACCINATION....IF THIS DOSN'T WORK, RESORT TO PLAN ''B'' ABOVE, AS I PREVIOUSLY INSTRUCTED...

 

1) THE SNOUT

2)THE INTESTINES

3) THE TEETH / JAW BONES.:D

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