Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by nick5542 i like to think of what other people are thinking and tryin to understand that they all have whole lives of there own. WOW PEOPLE HAVE WHOLE LIVES OF THEIR OWN?! REALLY?!?!!? JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST, I DONT BELIEVE YOU!! i drive, but when im in seattle and car-less i use my brothers old university bus pass. last time i was there, some gay dude got on from capitol hill with his fag hag and he and her sit down to my left. dude starts talking all loud about how he likes to "corrupt good little mormon boys" by smoking them out at the mormom stake dances. dude was so proud of himself too. that was probably the weirdest thing ive ever heard on a bus. busses are looking better and better as the gas prices go up. shouldnt prices be goin down now that we slaughtered the iraquois and took their land? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 oh and btw, i was hoping this thread would be about Bang Bus. now that shit is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del WOW PEOPLE HAVE WHOLE LIVES OF THEIR OWN?! REALLY?!?!!? JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST, I DONT BELIEVE YOU!! you dick i understand that people all have their own lives but i mean i like thinking about their lives and the shit they go through daily. most of the time im to busy to take that into consideration and i just see people as background in my life. but when im on the bus i can sit back and try to imagine what there thinking and where there goin. human life is interesting as fuck. you damn dick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 the special bus you ride to school yah? yah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by nick5542 you dick i understand that people all have their own lives but i mean i like thinking about their lives and the shit they go through daily. most of the time im to busy to take that into consideration and i just see people as background in my life. but when im on the bus i can sit back and try to imagine what there thinking and where there goin. human life is interesting as fuck. you damn dick! http://www.consultsos.com/pandora/images/fmg01.jpg'>http://www.consultsos.com/pandora/images/fmg01.jpg'>http://www.consultsos.com/pandora/images/fmg01.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 if you catch the right buses, you can get around town for free..................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 here we have a bus called the dillo that runs downtown from 6pm-3am and its free. could they make it any easier for me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FratGuyJoe Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 the buses here suck! the base fare is $2 and .60 if you want a transfer. the drivers are assholes and on occasion will even argue with senior citizens about their passes. i wish i was in teasers town cause monthly's for a zone 1 is $70 and $120 (give or take) for a zone 3. it's too expensive. i like to relax on a bus, but the rates have forced me to ride my bike everywhere i go. great exercise i guess, except i have a bmx! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 my town buses are a quarter and you get a transfer good for two more buses. monthly passes are 5 bucks :) cant top that... oh yeah and all the buses that run downtown are free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T E A S E R Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by dELiSs the special bus you ride to school yah? yah. :cry2: yes. page 2!!!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!!! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 buses around her fuckin' suck ass. first off 50 cents get's you a fuckin' laugh from the busdriver and curses from the people in back of you. second waiting for a late bus when you need to get somewhere or when your tired and hot as hell from walking or whatever sucks. third if you go somewhere and want to buy shit you have to buy little shit or else risk forgetting some shit along the way or getting jizzacked. fourth nobody in LA rides a bus. or at least anyone that gets pussy from girls over the age of 15. only good thing is being able to BS and complain about "the man" with people on the bus on the way to see their PO. well that and the fact that gas is 2.25 a gallon in LA and my fuckin' car gets about 12 miles to the gallon city. The Nonce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 i remember riding the bus back in the day 35 cents one way, or 65 cents for a day pass... then i didn't ride it for several years... then i rode it again about a year ago, and it was $2 one way and $4 and change for a day pass... fuck that... plus the lines the busses take make absolutely no sense... and only about half of them have bike racks, and they won;t let you take your bike on the bus if they don;t have a rack... glad i don't live there again... now i pay $1.25 and get a transfer... but i still try to avoid it... trains are more fun... Originally posted by nick5542 here we have a bus called the dillo that runs downtown from 6pm-3am and its free. could they make it any easier for me? the bus system was just one of the many things i loved about that city... i shoulda stayed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 hail to the buss driver. Originally posted by Pistol buses around her fuckin' suck ass. first off 50 cents get's you a fuckin' laugh from the busdriver and curses from the people in back of you. fourth nobody in LA rides a bus. The Nonce. when i was in LA, i caught the buss quite a lot and it was cool. i was only there a month though so theres probably a lot i dont know.. for a dollar and half i got from doheny all the way to fairfax and could have gone further. public transportation is awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T E A S E R Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 we dont have a subway system here, ive never road one of those or a train... id like to someday though. our buses though, they only carry two bikes on the front of them, so if you get there and there is already two bikes on the racks, you cant bring your bike... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 funny, when i saw the title of this thread i thought of bangbus.com.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro take a look at Kilo's math again. I know... it's backwards... but I AM greater than three buses buses x 3 < me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PedroHammers Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 the buses here (for that matter all public transport, subways, s-trains, etc.) are all honor system. a ticket cost €1.50, when you get it you are supposed to validate it, that is if you get one. there is no turnstile and the busdrivers dont ask. the only way you can get caught is if a controller comes on the bus or train and asks to see your ticket, most of the time, if you are lucky, and this is what happens everytime, they get someone before you, start writing the ticket up and you get off at the next station and wait for the next bus/train... not bad if you have time to spare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 *believe* The bus is good to just sit back and chill. I would light up an L with a homie, and we'd slap a fat mix tape in our walkmans, and just chill until we go to whatever spot we had to get to. You could mack the occasional honey dip. You might also see a fight. You meet all kinds of interesting people on the bus. Ive seen dope deals go down on the bus. You get to think about all types of things, and see all types of things. Like I said, I got a grip of stories from riding the bus. I rode it for a good 10 - 11 years. autobus (ou-toe-boos) playlist from back in the dizzay... http://www.demonfuzz.com/Cover%20covers/jazzmatazz.jpg'> http://www.hiphopplaya.com/album/jacket/p78_a134.jpg'> http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/4d/f1/151474-resized200.jpg'> http://web.mit.edu/mverticc/www/downloads/kill_em.jpg'> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000001Y5F.01._PE8_SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg'> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000JG2M.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 does anybody remember that song about the bus stop...i only remember part of the hook "...........their at every corner in the city"...........:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 wacky world or mass transit. del Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude I was plannin' to persue another quest for the bus I had to go to San Fran it's something that I can't stand It's beggin' for a ride with ma dukes makes a fuss I don't like fussin' so I ask my older cousin Could he maybe find time to give the D E L a lift He said it is impossible because he has a roster full of plans for the day I had to go and sift through pennies in my jeans To many it may seem that the public transportation really isn't keen And I agree with the theory Because it's 3:30 and the bus was due at 2:35 I wear my Girbauds so I can wait with pride I waited at the bus stop feeling kinda high From a spliff that I smoked I riffed and provoked A liitle scene when the bus arrived late like a joke With a corny punchline And it was only lunchtime The bus should've been here, the driver had much time To get is act together No matter what the weather Now I'm sittin' at the bus stop waitin' like forever [sKIT #1] When oh when is the bus gonna come I'm getting sick and tired of the wait When oh when is the bus gonna come Well here comes a pack of about 14 Lookin' real mean with hoodies and jeans And bad attitudes and I wasn't in the mood For no head on collision with the hoods Try to use my transfer but it's no good Would these rough lookin' kids get busy with the youngsta Amongst the many who must catch rapid transit to get through the city I'm not certain But if I go sit in the back it's curtains Kids wanna ride the back What kinda shit is that? Nowadays niggas can't wait to hit the back Let me stand in the front with the elderly So those other cats won't raise hell with me [sKIT #2] Oh golly gee, not another day on the 46A I should've caught the 46B 'Cause dukes takes the mass scene and group through the trees And shoots the breeze with the ladies Look at that around the way girl Yeah, I see her (whistle) More crack than a drug dealer A kid sits by me with a gang of afro sheen on I'm not Joe Clark and I would hate for him to lean on My shoulder and try to hold a conversation 'Cause I don't have the patience When oh when is the bus gonna reach its destination Question over space and time Wastin' time Word up, I can't take this line of nitwits I'm about to have a fit quick 'Cause this trip here is making me car sick Check out the brother with the loaded .38 Braggin' to his buddies about the money that he makes Sellin' crack viles like pancakes To baseheads just like the one That's sittin by the window starvin' for a fix He spent his last 80 cents on fare He raises up and lets me get in his chair Then I sit and take a snooze But I still lose 'Cause I cruise right past my stop Had to get off and walk 15 blocks. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 *believe* Jazzmatazz-Transit Ride Del-Wacky World of Mass Transit Kriss Kross-I missed the bus :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by Bellbeefer does anybody remember that song about the bus stop...i only remember part of the hook "...........their at every corner in the city"...........:o By The Nonce called Bus Stops (feat. aceyalone) check my post above. "They on the bus stops They out bumpin' the sound They at every mall in the city Take a look at `em cruising around" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted September 3, 2003 Share Posted September 3, 2003 Originally posted by Pistol The Nonce. The Nonce-Bus Stops Weird Al-Another One Rides the Bus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 I've rode public transit all my life, and I gotta say some of the buses here are like a fucking freak show. Saw some fat sweaty guy in his 40s stumble on and stand a little too close to this older lady with her sunday dress and white cotton gloves and within about a minute they were swearing at each other at the top of their lungs till the bus driver tossed both of them. I'd say some of our routes have arguably the rankest busses in north america. Rode by homeless vagrants covered in their own filth all day, and in the winter when the windows stay closed that smell marinades for hours. I love the electrics though....dont get me wrong. And fare collection is fucked. on the train its 100% honor system enforced by a handfull of "special constables" who randomly check riders all day. but at the same time we have every single bus farebox converted to electronic change counters to cut down on fraud.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by nick5542 you arsehole! what are you teasers butt buddy?? you like being the bitch of the relationship? it feel good when your anus bleeds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by ese I've rode public transit all my life, and I gotta say some of the buses here are like a fucking freak show. True that. Once there was this fatass man dressed in a spandex jump suit with dirt all over his face. When he was turning around to get off the bus, his ass hit this poor woman right in the face. Then there was with old hooker. She was dressed in this tight red halter top, and jeans with holes in the ass. Another time i had this long conversation with this shirtless, supposedly homeless guy in a straw hat over the voices in his head. He was really cute but I wasnt looking for booty from a homeless schizophrenic on that particular day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
«DÉFL£PPÄRD» Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 ooooh tease takes the bus!!! this is awesome.. i have enjoyed this thread throughly!!!! super awesome tease!!! you are gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solar ONE Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 I gotta take the bus to work right after school, which means right when I get home I have to change quickly and leave to the bus stop. Also, it's short bus pimpin' in the motherfucker, i'll post the flick tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by Pistol By The Nonce called Bus Stops (feat. aceyalone) check my post above. "They on the bus stops They out bumpin' the sound They at every mall in the city Take a look at `em cruising around" thanks pistol, i knew the track was featuring Aceyalone. but, i couldn't remember the name of the group................this has been bugging me for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T E A S E R Posted September 4, 2003 Share Posted September 4, 2003 Originally posted by «DÉFL£PPÄRD» ooooh tease takes the bus!!! this is awesome.. i have enjoyed this thread throughly!!!! super awesome tease!!! you are gay. my dick called, it said it wants you to get off it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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