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cultural me

what makes your skatepark different...

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more crack-bums and prostatues then any other in north america. a pool of piss in the big bowl and guys who get hammerd, throw their bottle at a 15 year old and bomb the wall.

 

burnside rules.

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my skatepark is good because it's out doors and when the wind blows it'll take you sailing if you jump the big box and are in the air at the same time.

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my skateparks have this hella awesome fully wiked box top halfpipe gizmo turbo thing that you can jump on and land hella cool tricks with.

 

but seriosuly. the snack bar is mad. so is the first aid station, they used to have snoopy and simpsons bandaids but then people were pretending to have cuts (and at other times cutting themselves) just so they could get them. now its just the plain ones.

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a. its under a freeway

b. it smells like urine (i pee all over down there)

b. bums sleep down there (most of them are awesome)

c. the pyramid is the best attraction

d. the funbox leads into concrete walls

e. there isnt enough room to do shit

f. methed out prostitues ask if you want head, and try and fight you when you deny them

g. white kids rock fubu, chains on the outside of there clothes w/ bandanas.

h. little 12 year old kids wearing wife beaters ride up on bmx bikes and say "yo foo, you got a cigarette? or some bud"

i. the ground isnt level

j. you can paint there and its pretty chill

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kids please just rollerblade instead, this has been a public service announcement brought to you by this thread, 12oz, Dhabz, and the number 3.

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lots of little kids

i go there to buy weed

group of neo-hippies usually there

i need to start going there to skate again

i used to go a lot

little dust devils develop when it's windy

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mines in florida, where its hotter than a bitch. and all the kool kids wear baggy ass jeans when they skate.

rock and roll

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its chill, mostly locals skate there, NAC is around the corner, plenty of stairs in the neighborhood... yeah, i love burnside too. :idea:

 

cultural, you skate the department ever?

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by cultural me

prostatues

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Originally posted by IntangibleFame

a. its under a freeway

b. it smells like urine (i pee all over down there)

b. bums sleep down there (most of them are awesome)

c. the pyramid is the best attraction

d. the funbox leads into concrete walls

e. there isnt enough room to do shit

f. methed out prostitues ask if you want head, and try and fight you when you deny them

g. white kids rock fubu, chains on the outside of there clothes w/ bandanas.

h. little 12 year old kids wearing wife beaters ride up on bmx bikes and say "yo foo, you got a cigarette? or some bud"

i. the ground isnt level

j. you can paint there and its pretty chill

 

burnside?

 

:P

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SHAW MILLENIUM PARK

 

CALGARY ALBERTA CANADA!

 

 

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FULL PIPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

35 feet tall booo yyaaa

 

i win

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Guest im not witty

what makes my park different? maybe only that its the worst one ever. i hesitate to even call it my park because it blows, its basically a daycare, and its owned by a rollerblader. fuck it.

 

skate in the street.

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Originally posted by TuffKid

denvers skatepark is dope ask anyone whos been there!

 

 

Pffft yeah, they just filmed the anti-hero video there.

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mines filled with a bunch of yuppie fags.

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there are these little kids that are good n all, but they think they are big shit cuz they can do triks,so they start shit with you, but when you bark back at them they fuckin shut up....its funny.

 

 

example.

 

little kid: hey, can you kick flip?

other guy:no.

little kid: what the fuck are you doing here bitch?

other guy:so i can skate....whats it to you?

little kid:im better than you..now go home.

other guy:i weigh at least twice as mutch as you.....wanna fight about it?

little kid:um..........i have to go now...(skates fast over to his moms minnie van)

 

 

so i gess the park itself is ok...rad bowls for me to ride on, cuz i suck at everything els.

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