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Poop Man Bob

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went back home to visit my parents. Their neighbors hit the lotto and turned their million foot high tree into a giant water slide on the front yard. And if they fell off they would land on one of 10 trampolines. LUCKY!!!! Not even the mountain lion that cut my shoulder when I tried to take a picture of him with my camera phone would go near it. I felt like a kid because this water slide made me really jealous. But I couldnt slide on it because someone was getting married that night and they already turned the water heater off or someshit. God that made me feel gay sharing.

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From my dream log:

 

 

7/20/06

Starts off with me killing 26 people in an office building (maybe gov't related?) Then I go to trial. Cant come up with a reason why I did it. Flashbacks (school, more but i cant remember) Turns out the gov't was testing some sort of chemical weapon on me (called "B1zerk") that turns any one into the cliche vicious killing machine. dont know how it ends

 

if this were fleshed out more and made into a movie, I'd watch it

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thats a bit "jacobs ladder"..ish spyd.

 

never seen it. I need to stop eatin rib tips right before bed

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wow, i just remebered my sexxy dream from last night:

 

I was with two friends whom where writting articles for a magazine on

sex toys. I walked in to a bedroom where both girls where on opposite

sides of the room masterbating undercovers, they invite me to try a

rubber doll out. so I end up fucking this blow up doll infront of them

and I leave the room once I'm spent. moments later i return and they

are both rubbing there hand on the fake vagina and then touching them

selves and smeering my shot in there snazzes. I woke up so incredably

hard I pulled one off and forgot about the dream until I saw that picture.

 

from another thread

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In most of my dreams I'm extremly heartless. I often hurt people purposely and don't

care about it. I have dreams of friends going against me and when I confront them I

force them to kill themselves or sometimes I kill them. I always wake up refreshed and

feeling great.

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from my dream log:

 

 

7/21/06

 

Opra House. After watching a performance I was kidnapped and placed in a futuristic cell with other people under the stage. we get forced to watch something on a screen(brainwashing?) and they monitor us all the time. I somehow get them to let me go to the bathroom, where I try to get help but they figure out and club me over the head. dont know how it ends

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I pushed one of my friends down the stairs, as a joke. It was a short flight. She started crying. I didnt think it was that serious. It was really funny. Everyone was mad at me....but they know that this kind of insensitivity is typical of me. So they werent that mad.

 

I dont push people down the stairs in real life....but I probably would just play it like my friend was being a cry baby. She IS a fucking cry baby. Im not as mean as I sound. promise.

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Well..my whole dream was about this warehouse i kept walking in out of and around it all night. There were a handfull of terrorists inside and for some reason i was cool with them and i was walking around and talkin to them and shit and the whole time they were shooting at these jewish guys with guns too(i dunno..jewish terrorists?). Then they all left and me and EDDIE MURPHY were painting in the warehouse. But he was dressed like he was in Beverly Hills Cop2.

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for some reason I had a dream last night that I havent had in a long time, I used to get it all the time when I was younger for some reason

 

My cousin tells me to check my in my attic, and while checking, I hear muttering of some sort, so I go to check it out and it's a talking baseball card of a long lost brother, and he was telling me the story of how he got stuck in the card and then he bugged out and tried to switch places with me so I ripped the card into tiny pieces. End

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Last night I had a dream where a girl I know whos friend I just met recently and talked to for a while hit on me and we were going steady and it was the most amazing thing ever. I have no idea why. I was actually attracted to my friend, not HER friend, and yet this dream was all about her friend and me. What the fuck? Someone analyze this shit

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i had my own version of one of those short stories from that 'haunted' book i read over the weekend

it was a scary ass dream

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I posted this in another dream thread but people slept on it (no pun intended)\

 

 

Does anyone else have dreams where you are not even in the dream? (like watching a movie) I have them all the time and I was tell some people about it and they think I am a fucking weirdo, I swear I am not the only one.

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i dreamt that i fell off of the top of the wynn casino last night and the whole time i was falling i remember not feeling like i was going to die so i landed on my feet somehow on another tier of the building and jumped off there and ran back inside and then i just remember playing blackjack and all my friends were in awe of the fact that i just jumped off the building but i lost all my money and then we went to ihop...that is all i remember

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i dreamt that i was like, tagging this wall.

 

and then these cops came out of nowhere and started tasing me.

 

my only repsonse was "DONT TASE ME BRO!!"

 

then i woke up

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in my recent dream i seem 2 remember,..i seen an ex girlfriend of mine laying in a pool, all limp,,, face down ,,,floating...i seen an opportunity and had sexual intercourse with her dead body, woke up hard too ;]

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ive had the same dream a couple times now....

starts out me walking into a house, big house party is going on, maaad people around

drinking, smoking, dancing, everyone is having a good time... time passes and passes

then i start saying peace out to everyone... shaking up with homies giving hugs n kisses

to females... i walk out down the sidewalk leading to the street.... i turn around and

look at the house, its the only house on the block, just a house, yard, sidewalk, thats it...

everything else was just black... then i turn and look down the road, and theres

nothing but black.. look down the road the other way, more blackness... i just stand there

for a second... then i wake up.......

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