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Favourite Simpsons character (excluding Homer)


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"And when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

 

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

 

Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors. (class laughs)

Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph. These scissors couldn't cut butter.

 

Ralph: Can you open my milk, Mommy?

Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Ms. Hoover.

 

"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!" (to Superintendent Chalmers)

 

"Wheee! ...ow, I bit my tongue!"

 

"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

 

Ralph: "Um, Miss Hoover? There's a dog in the vent."

Ms. Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?"

Ralph: "He was going to the bathroom."

 

Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking."

Ms. Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"

[gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]

 

"When I grow up, I'm going to bovine university!"

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