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Originally posted by Don't Panic

Kilo, I don't think you understand how horrible this film is.

 

I guess I'll have to find out for myself.

but yes... you did warn me so I'm not allowed to bitch if I hate it.

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a ceaser salad, and some chili.

If time permits, fried rice and veggies.

 

Movie Review. -World's Most Digusting Video

http://www.theworldsgrossestvideo.com/images/layout1_r1_c1.jpg'>

*I would review Ichi the Killer, but I

havent opened it yet, its still there

on my sofa..waiting to be watched.*

 

I cant find a pre made review, so Ill just review it myself.

This movie is fucking gross. This kid...

http://www.theworldsgrossestvideo.com/images/layout1_r2_c2.jpg'>

eat his own shit, dog shit, and many other disgusting things.

He sticks a deoderant up his ass, pulls it out, and licks it.

This video also shows females tied up bondage style.

(That part I could have done without)

It also shows the videos main character eating a bowl of

his own piss, some dog food and his own puke. Needless

to say, this movie might be hard for some people to stomach.

If straight up nastiness is what youre looking for, this

video is for YOU! I watched it because my cousin told me

"You have to peep this shit out man!"

I have never seen a more disgusting video..ever.

 

:nut: :innocent: :scramble: :freak:

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

I guess I'll have to find out for myself.

but yes... you did warn me so I'm not allowed to bitch if I hate it.

 

This is sort of like when Morpheus tells Neo that he'll have to see the Matrix for himself only you'll be far more upset watching this film than you would be waking up and discovering that your life was a lie and the entire human race was enslaved.

 

Its like buying a box of some new brand of cereal because it looks good and missing the fine print about the free razor sharp diamond shard at the center of every crispy puff.

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NICE WORK WEBS!

 

the first reply to have a movie review!

 

I heard that Kenny Glasgow (semi famous techno producer/dj)

is samplingthe whole thing. God knows what hell make of it.

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Originally posted by WebsterUno

*I would review Ichi the Killer, but I

havent opened it yet, its still there

on my sofa..waiting to be watched.*

 

 

I'm dying to see this movie.

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^^^

Cut it out with those gay comic book covers.....

 

I had a croissant with ham, red onion, yellow peppers, and SALAD CREAM on it. Mmmmm.....delicious.

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well.........

 

For lunch today I went very cheap......

doritos with cheese dip. (mmm mm good. till bout an hour after you eat them.)

cheese sticks ala TGIFridays. (my girlfriends baby sister was craving them so I had to oblige her.

And some Bass.

 

but tom. im goin to have Ceviche which is ohhhhhh so good. I cant wait. and that will most def. make up for todays lunch.

on tonights menu, some more bass, then once I get to my friends show, probably dollar PBR drafts.

 

ok. Movie review huh?

Well last movie I saw was Welcome to Hell so I will review that.

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It is extremely excellent, and even though an oldie, def. a goodie.

 

Jamie Thomas, Donny Barley, Ed Templeton, Mike Maldonado, Brian Anderson, Ellisa Steamer and Satva Leung. and more...

 

Great skating, better music, Jamie thomas's part is immortal, (IRON MAIDEN) the slams section still makes me whince, flows well, great background viewing. and still........some of the sickest skating this side of the universe.

 

great for skaters, nostalgic ex skaters, or a background conversation piece.

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

part one

 


  • So what are you having for lunch today?
    I'm having a salami on pumpernickle bagle
    with a tomato rice soup. Yum! How about y'all?

 

part two


  • Film Review: Liquid Sky
     
    So this is the strangest thing I've ever seen.
    It's set in NYC in the early 80's at the peak of new wave.
    So it's about aliens that need heoin but find that it's better
    to take the chemicals out of the human brain after orgasm.
    Strange shit!
     
    from Badmovies.com
     
    Few movies are specifically tailored for appeal to those on controlled substances, here's one film though. Heralded as a great work in science fiction and so on... ...well, my ass. There is no damn way this thing sits alongside Alien, Bladerunner, or The Thing. What you have is a great number of lifeless and disturbed people having sex with Margaret then dying. Aliens come to Earth looking for heroin but find that the chemicals produced by human brains during orgasm are even better. So they park their flying saucer, it's about two feet wide, on top Margaret's apartment and begin killing everyone who has sex with her. Then we have a barely understandable German scientist who is studying the aliens, at least he describes the plot to us. Throw in a crazy girlfriend and a few other weirdos to fill gaps. Margaret finally goes completely bonkers, it's difficult to find that special someone when everybody you sleep with dies, and gets vaporized. In addition, her face is always covered with smudged makeup, probably to disguise that the actress played Jimmy as well. My main problem with this movie wasn't that there are aliens. Nor that these aliens were after heroin or human brains. You just have all these dysfunctional relationships between the characters and nobody ever goes postal. Even talking to most of these people would be like getting beaten in the head with a sock full of quarters.
     

 

and T.G.I.F.

my eyes hurt

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This is my rhythmbox

 

so the movie was bad, but it had a 'car wreck' quality to it.

I put it on with on friend and he said 'I'm not watching people

shoot herion, eject'. Then I tried it one another friend and he

wanted to sample the entire movie. His favorite line was

'I kill with my cunt'. Overall the thing was garbage, but there

were a few moments that just made us howl or stare in disbelief.

 

skip it.

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about ICHI the KILLER, i found a place that sells bootlegs, but no where rents it around here. i need a reliable review before i spend money on it. anyone?

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bumpers.... and why?

 

Because I just heard this movie sampled by the neptunes.

If you listen to the track with Ludacris on the new 'Clones' album

then you will hear part of the soundtrack.

 

so there you go.

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for lunch i had three ham and cheese sandwichs and an entire entenmans raspberry danish twist. i saw underworld the other day. aside from kate beckinsale running around in skin tight leather outfit the whole movie, it was lame...

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