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TGIF - 2 threads in 1

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part one

 


  • So what are you having for lunch today?
    I'm having a salami on pumpernickle bagle
    with a tomato rice soup. Yum! How about y'all?

 

part two


  • Film Review: Liquid Sky
     
    So this is the strangest thing I've ever seen.
    It's set in NYC in the early 80's at the peak of new wave.
    So it's about aliens that need heoin but find that it's better
    to take the chemicals out of the human brain after orgasm.
    Strange shit!
     
    from Badmovies.com
     
    Few movies are specifically tailored for appeal to those on controlled substances, here's one film though. Heralded as a great work in science fiction and so on... ...well, my ass. There is no damn way this thing sits alongside Alien, Bladerunner, or The Thing. What you have is a great number of lifeless and disturbed people having sex with Margaret then dying. Aliens come to Earth looking for heroin but find that the chemicals produced by human brains during orgasm are even better. So they park their flying saucer, it's about two feet wide, on top Margaret's apartment and begin killing everyone who has sex with her. Then we have a barely understandable German scientist who is studying the aliens, at least he describes the plot to us. Throw in a crazy girlfriend and a few other weirdos to fill gaps. Margaret finally goes completely bonkers, it's difficult to find that special someone when everybody you sleep with dies, and gets vaporized. In addition, her face is always covered with smudged makeup, probably to disguise that the actress played Jimmy as well. My main problem with this movie wasn't that there are aliens. Nor that these aliens were after heroin or human brains. You just have all these dysfunctional relationships between the characters and nobody ever goes postal. Even talking to most of these people would be like getting beaten in the head with a sock full of quarters.
     

 

and T.G.I.F.

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brisket, pickles, carrots, chips and a ho-ho. topped off with a coke.

 

movie sounds....uh...interesting.

 

and yes. TGIFF!

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walked to wendy's and ate 3 jr. bacon cheeseburgers, a biggie sized fry, a biggie sized drink, and a shake. taking lunch money off of nerds pays off.:)

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My friend used to have a porno called Sex Sluts From Beyond the Galaxy. It was about aliens who collected orgon, a substance that is found in humans after an orgasm. There were some classic lines in there, like “yeah, suck the wisdom from my dick..” and all sorts of other stuff. It was an old porn with nasty women, but still one of the best I’ve ever seen due to it’s humour. It might even be better than Liquid Sky.

 

And I’m currently making some pasta and I’m gonna eat it with some stuff my mom made that I can’t really describe, except to say that it’s damn good.

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raspberry yogurt

pretzels

chocolate milk

banana

 

i need a candy bar or something

i'm bored as heel and i'm sick of working.

fuck

friday afternoon on a 3 day weekend

i wanna leave!!

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i had two morningstar griller patties with katsup and cheese.

 

sounds like a strange movie. i'd probably watch it even though it had bad reviews.

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Originally posted by !@#$%

 

i'm bored as heel and i'm sick of working.

fuck

friday afternoon on a 3 day weekend

i wanna leave!!

 

 

word to big bird.

 

it's so nice outside.

 

i'm going to loose it soon

 

 

I forgot to throw the friday guy in:

 

http://www.joeboxer.com/adcampaign_vaughn.html

 

we remember him! it's the friday dance!

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Guest TEARZ

all organic

pesto sandwich w/ lett, tom, onion, cukes

chilled gazpacho

excited about my weekend fo sheezy

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Originally posted by ubejinxed

i'd probably watch it even though it had bad reviews.

 

That's what Film Festivals are all about!

Maybe a screening?

 

 

:scowl: <--- sneaky face

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Guest im not witty

ninja please, its payday.

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Me & my friends used to have movie night. After I rented Liquid Sky I was banned from picking movies in the future. It was that bad.

 

"this... this is... this is my... this is my beatbox... "

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Originally posted by GnomeToys

"this... this is... this is my... this is my beatbox... "

 

:lol:

 

that sounds so damn good!

I cant wait to watch it now.

 

 

things learned from the movie (from badmovies.com)

 


  • Aliens are best represented by something which belongs in an eyedrop ad.
    Microphones make handy stethoscopes.
    Philosophy is less convincing when dispensed by a heroin addict.
    Telescopes are equipped with crosshairs. (Shoot the moon you say?)
    Some women take pride in being told they dress like a hooker.
    Junkies often mistake German scientists for police officers.
    The brain produces a chemical that tastes just like heroin during orgasm.
    Having your toes stomped doesn't hurt.
    A dozen people screaming at you to have an orgasm can be distracting.
    Don't have sex with someone if their partners mysteriously dissolve.

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now I'm having a slice of chesecake and a china black tea.

 

excusite!

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yesterday I had oxtail stew, fried channa and a beef pattie.

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I'm having ginger ale for lunch, with the possibility of cereal. Nothing special.

 

Liquid Sky is very possibly the worst movie I have ever seen.

I highly recommend not seeing it.

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jamaican hot pockets where its at

BlOOOOOOdklot

lol..

 

no i had chicken with some broccli, made in the microwave haha

with some oatmeal cookies and some apple sauce

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it's so bad I'm going to have to watch it.

I picked a random scene while at work and here's the breakdown...

 

Some yuppie fucker tell this girl 'My Dad's a producer, it could help you

career to sleep with me'. She says 'That's the corniest thing I've ever heard'.

He slaps the shit out of he and forces her to take 4 'ludes. Meanwhile a

plane is landing in the distance. bizarro!

 

I'm going to laugh my ass off at this.

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