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This thread ain't worth a plugged nipple!

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Ok, one of the things I like to do.... I like to listen to elderly people talk, they can go on and on about how things used to be and shit.... anyway, so they always have these sayings.... like sayings that aren't used anymore. What I want from you people, I want for you all to post some of the sayings you've heard, that aren't really used much today.... like....

 

"That wet floor is slicker than owl shit."

 

 

ok, take it away, post em up.... these sayings are the *most* entertaining, I always laugh.

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Hotter than a polar bear at a picnic

 

Sweating like a qhore in church (Alabama version: Nigger on election day)

 

You can wish all day in one hand and shit all day in the other and SEE which one fills up first

 

Colder than a well diggers ass/ witches tit in an iron bra on haloween

 

Uglier than... well, just REALLY ugly

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heeheee heeee funny shit.... I've heard those, but the witche's tit in an iron bra one is good. I like saying these things cause it *always* gets a laugh out of someone.

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I thought of one more...

 

I actually read this in a book about Germany but it also makes me think of that 'Bama style, that was the first place where people started trying to teach me race hate...

 

got more lip than a nigger with a trumpet

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My boss at work is 67 years old.... and he said that plugged nipple thing today, I was literally lol'ing..... I mean fuck, I barely ever lol.... but this was worth it. I have, my great grandparents, are kinda racist, I mean they grew up in that time.... they are BENT on saying "Messcans" instead of Mexicans.... I mean, I find it funny for the sole purpose that they still take that shit serious as they did back in the day, regardless of the fact that times have changed alot. I think old people are a real tome of info and funny storys / anecdotes.... bring more... tell us more.

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Originally posted by BIGBLUE

ya aint learnin when ya talkin'

 

ya daddy wudnt shit ... and you aint gonna be shit

 

peckerwood

 

go and get me that figgama jig

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it's raining today. Nothing to do with the thread subject but dammit I just felt like bumpin the last Thread in this FOrum. It's Sunday morning , the Jets don't come on til 4. the Cubs are the division Champs ,so you know what .LEt's get high right now

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colder than a brass nipple on a witches titty...i've heard that one more than once

 

like sliding down a razor blade into a pool of iodine

 

 

go'ahn, git outta here, you dang kids

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Originally posted by Godzirra

I had this one old guy tell me that i was about as useless as tits on a boar, or something along those lines

:lol:

 

welcome back zee

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My mom is infamous for saying, "I'm so broke I can't pay attention."

 

While looking for these I found this joke....Too funny...

 

 

At a nursing home in Florida, a group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their aches and pains. "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.

 

"I know what you mean. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee," replied another.

 

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

 

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," another contributed.

 

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head. Then there was a short moment of silence.

 

"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. "Thank God we can all still drive."

:lol:

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Sorry to rain on the parade, but, its nickel, this thread ain't worth a plugged nickel.

 

If you want the history on that, I believe its from back in the day when a nickel was actually made out of silver. People would drill out the middle and fill it with a cheaper metal. They would keep the excess silver and go make a blingin' chain or something.

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Originally posted by fatbastard

welcome back zee

 

Nah dont be puttin no funny ideas in peoples heads. That there boy Godzirra is yours truely.

 

to stay on topic...

 

that bitch aint worth a cryin dime a blue nickle or a screamin quarter.

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my neighbour was telling me how theres no way he can pay his 10 grand fine as he dosent have it.

 

then he goes "you cant get blood out of a stone"

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