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Texas man wakes up after bladder operation - "Wow, my penis is missing."

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor.../od_nm/penis_dc

 

Texas Man Wakes Up After Operation, Penis Missing

 

DALLAS (Reuters) - An out-of-court settlement has been reached in the case of a North Texas man who woke up from bladder surgery only to find that doctors had amputated his penis without permission, lawyers said on Thursday.

 

Terms of the out-of-court settlement were not disclosed but Hurshell Ralls, 67, had been seeking over $5 million in a civil suit he filed in Wichita Falls, Texas, against the two doctors who removed his penis. They did not admit to any wrongdoing in the settlement.

 

The hospital where the surgery was performed was also named in the suit.

 

Ralls' attorney Steve Briley said that his client was having surgery in 1999 to remove a cancerous bladder, which would likely include the removal of his prostate gland.

 

He contends that doctors removed Ralls' penis after they mistakenly thought the cancer had spread to the male sex organ. He charged the doctors -- John S. Dryden and Farid Khoury -- with not seeking consent for the penis amputation and negligence.

 

He also said a pathology test indicated that Ralls' penile tissue was not cancerous.

 

Joel Steed, the attorney who represented the doctors, said Dryden had informed Ralls that his penis might have to be removed to treat the cancer he had in his bladder. He also questioned the results of the pathology tests on the amputated penis.

 

Steed said during surgery the two doctors saw tissue indicating the cancer spread from the bladder to the urethra, and they felt removing the penis would provide the best chance for Ralls' survival.

 

Hearings in the case before a jury of eight men and four women had started earlier this week and were underway when the out-of-court settlement was reached.

 

Ralls and his wife have not been able to recover from the anger and shock they felt after the surgery, his attorney said.

 

"Mr. Ralls was not informed that he was going to wake up and not have a penis," Briley said.

 

 

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In Teaxas eh?

 

 

 

 

 

So how is Tease doing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So How is Kabar doing?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ouch! So how's grandola feeling?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

snip! awww.... PMB wont even miss it !

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god damnit poop, the fuck are you, 12oz reporter????

 

i dont know why but im about tired of you going and finding wierd shit and making a thread about it. fucking pissing me off.

 

hahahahaha :lol:

 

sorry its hot and im frusterated as fuck... dont mind me.

 

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Poop Man Bob

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Originally posted by T E A S E R

god damnit poop, the fuck are you, 12oz reporter????

 

i dont know why but im about tired of you going and finding wierd shit and making a thread about it. fucking pissing me off.

 

hahahahaha :lol:

 

sorry its hot and im frusterated as fuck... dont mind me.

 

:hatred:

 

Chill out, homo.

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Originally posted by T E A S E R

god damnit poop, the fuck are you, 12oz reporter????

 

i dont know why but im about tired of you going and finding wierd shit and making a thread about it. fucking pissing me off.

 

hahahahaha :lol:

 

sorry its hot and im frusterated as fuck... dont mind me.

 

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If you don't like his threads, don't look at them. I've BEEN tired of you going and doing stupid shit then making a thread about it, so I don't look at yours anymore.

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Originally posted by T E A S E R

i dont know why but im about tired of you going and finding wierd shit and making a thread about it. fucking pissing me off.

 

what...and no one is sick and tired of YOUR threads? :rolleyes:

 

If you don't like it...don't check them out or post.

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A few nasty things popped up in my head while I was reading that.

 

ONE

 

Ya think he fucks his ol'day with a strap on "just cause"

 

TWO

 

did the doctors atempt to bribe him? "i'll give you the biggest dick ever"

 

THREE

 

I wonder if has PHANTOM LIMB SYNDROME!

 

 

ahahah I'm a sick fuck

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OW! That's not even funny in a joke. Wichita Falls, eh? I'm not fucking surprised. This ranks right up there with surgeons amputating the wrong leg, and people who leave the state to avoid giving up that booty to legislators who still have a pair. LOL. At least this time he can sue the doctors for leaving him a "smoothie."

 

Hey, maybe he could get a sex change operation and get changed back into a man. Think it would work? If they can make an effeminate dude out of a belligerant lesbian, maybe they could fix this guy up. For $5,000,000, I'd give it a shot.

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Originally posted by KaBar2

OW! That's not even funny in a joke. Wichita Falls, eh? I'm not fucking surprised. This ranks right up there with surgeons amputating the wrong leg, and people who leave the state to avoid giving up that booty to legislators who still have a pair. LOL. At least this time he can sue the doctors for leaving him a "smoothie."

 

Hey, maybe he could get a sex change operation and get changed back into a man. Think it would work? If they can make an effeminate dude out of a belligerant lesbian, maybe they could fix this guy up. For $5,000,000, I'd give it a shot.

 

 

 

naw.. they can do that with women because they have "sensitive tissue"

bassicly its just an inverted vajina.

 

 

 

he cant get a new one cuz there is no more "sensitive tissue" on his body....so hes fucked. hahaha ......fucked.......how swave.

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Industrial sex aid lands Romanian in hospital

 

A man ended up in an operating theatre after his penis got stuck in an industrial bolt he used to try and maintain an erection.

 

The 46-year-old man, from Oradea, Romania, named only as Janos, decided to try using the bolt to help him keep an erection after seeing a porn star do the same in a film.

 

But after slipping his penis through the bolt it became stuck and began to swell up painfully.

 

He eventually went to hospital where doctors tried to remove the bolt.

 

Dr Gheorghe Bumbu from Bihor County Hospital who operated on the man, told local media: "The penis was so swollen I could hardly see the bolt around it. It was a massive steel bolt and any attempt to cut it could have hurt the man.

 

"My surgery room soon turned into a locksmiths shop. I even called engineer friends to see if there was any way of cutting the bearing.

 

"I almost gave up hope of saving the man's penis when I realised that I could make several longitudinal cuts and let the blood come out so that the penis could deflate. After that the bearing came off easily."

 

He added: "There are men who have erection problems and they're trying all these tricks. They should see a doctor first."

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