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what in the bejesus?!??

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so i'm cruising around the 'ounce, minding my own beeswax, and all of a sudden this pops up: (keep in mind it's the only thing i have open at the time)

 

http://www.iol.ie/~lotr/theoz/jewish.JPG'>

 

what the hell kinda stupid pop up is this? milfs? understandable. teen porn? encouraged.

 

jewish dating? wha.....?

do you have kazaa ? it's some sort of adware on your computer that was probably installed with kazaa. search on google for 'kazaa lite' and download it, then go on kazaa and search for a program called 'spybot: search and destroy'.

Yeah bro, I can state ABSOLUTELY that we have NO pop-ups in any form... that shit is from somebody else...

 

but, if anyone can hook me up with Sarah Silverman...

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Originally posted by Smart

Yeah bro, I can state ABSOLUTELY that we have NO pop-ups in any form... that shit is from somebody else...

 

but, if anyone can hook me up with Sarah Silverman...

 

nah, i know that. i know it's something on the pc. the problem is this is win xp and with the whole multiple user deal there are other users on here (my brother, namely) that download all types of crap. i was hoping it wouldn't affect me. looks like i was wrong.

 

please explain (with picutres......preferrably nekkid) who sarah silverman is

I forgot to explain... if it was up to me I would marry her... the only woman that's NEARLY as funnyas her is Laura Kightlinger...

 

and if Laura wanted to call me I wouldn't be heartbroken...

 

Actually, I'm saving myself for them.

Originally posted by space base

Is Whoopie Goldberg jewish?

 

I dunno but you can have her if you don't mind Ted Danson's sloppy seconds, maybe she can help you get your groove back...

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decent set of jugs in a push up bra. the face is familiar. where would a guy who doesn't watch much tv (ie- me) have seen her?

I already have plans to eliminate Ted Danson :huh?:

 

 

Nah, Im just kidding, I think Im in love with that jewish broad now.

stay away from my chick man!

 

She has appeared on Saturday Night Live, she's done stand-up and been on a few of those shows, she was on Greg the Bunny... think she's been on Seinfeld and a few other sit-coms as well... recently she was on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn and did a funny bit about how Colin 'cradle robbed' her innocence...

right on, well, just don't forget that you picked Whoopie...

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Originally posted by Smart

think she's been on Seinfeld and a few other sit-coms as well...

 

 

yeah, that was probably it. well, no threats here, you can keep her

word, if it's any deterent to the other dogs out there, she like's to talk about how hairy she is, but I'm totally looking past that...

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Originally posted by Smart

she like's to talk about how hairy she is, but I'm totally looking past that...

 

i'm happy for you, good luck with that.

i should send that to this girl i know. she's uber-jewish, any time someone insults her its all "why, because i'm JEWISH?' finally someone said 'no, its cuz your a bitch'.

 

 

 

'money back garurenteed if you hit that shit and dont want to kill your mom' Brotha Lynch

sarah silverman is going out with one of the dudes from the man show isnt she?

 

my parents want me to marry "a nice jewish boy" but theyre all circumsized!!!!!*sp?*

Originally posted by iloveboxcars

whatever whoopi goldberg is, lets hope its dead soon.

 

quoting this just because I hat whoopi that much. wtf was danson thinking?

im pretty sure natalie portman is jewish, she is so attractive that its just stupid.

Originally posted by sweetcherry

sarah silverman is going out with one of the dudes from the man show isnt she?

 

I don't think so, she's good friends with Jimmy Kimmel...

i wish i was a jew sometimes,....that way id be rich.

AHAHAH notice it says "save now" at the top, a good way to get jews attention i guess. hey sarah silverman is freakin hot.

Originally posted by caL

AHAHAH notice it says "save now" at the top, a good way to get jews attention i guess.

 

haha, LOW-BLOW!

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