BAMBOOZLED Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 choice 3 was a toss-up between that or: I'm on a budget so my big meaty paw is going in commando. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 corn cob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Fold it neatly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RECTAL-ATACK Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 you forgot the 'mitten' approach wrap your hand like a mitten and go crazy!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 http://www.americanfeedmagazine.com/mumia5403.gif'> im totaly gonna shoot you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 india Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 I have people to do that for me... it's good to be the :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 hey BAMBIE, CANT YOU TAKE A FUCKING JOKE DEEEEEEK?? hahahahahahahahahaha, "get over it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i broke you...thats funny....i BROKE you! MUAHAHA! now get the pic boobie......sarcazm is hard to do on the net..but its possible. omfg did i get your nikkers in a twist??hahahahaha:king: oh wait....YOU cant relate.....ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 my midget does it for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 number 4 is funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob barker Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 i dont that shits for pussies...:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 With a smooth stone.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 i just wash it out in the sink...whats that fountain toilet called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 buh-dey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 sit on one that while getting a blowjob...thats beyond a blumpkin ooooh yeah.....gota get me one of them:cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 I fold the paper in oragami the shape of the light feather......then I tarnish it with my shit......hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 What about the niggas that wet the toilet paper in the sink first then wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 i use 3 sea shells Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Thamaire Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 heheeh..that shit is so funny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinny Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by RECTAL-ATACK you forgot the 'mitten' approach wrap your hand like a mitten and go crazy!!! he knows the scene:loopy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS TONGUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by RECTAL-ATACK you forgot the 'mitten' approach wrap your hand like a mitten and go crazy!!! The only creatures that i've ever seen do this are females. How in the hell is it even possible to use half the roll of toilet paper in one sitting? It boggles the mind. It looks more like a punching glove than a mitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 i can't believe i'm responding to this. so then front to back, once with one piece then again with a fresh piece, and maybe a third time depending on what's necessary. i want a bidet so badly, those things rock. i'm all about clean nether regions http://www.triangleonline.net/bigimages/bidet.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 take a shit in the bidet at someone else's house, and if anyone asks just say you thought it was a toilet ahahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 So....Does the water spray up hard enough to get the big chunky pieces off? I can't imagine it doing much more than making a big ass mess. Pun intended for the tardy folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 and who wants a wet ass ? rich people must be really lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 it's not about being lazy at all or having a wet ass, the little squirter thing has different pressures and you can adjust the temperature too. you wipe it dry just like a regular toilet. it's to make sure your ass/cooter/penis doesn't smell, and since i'm a girl i'm all about smelling like roses not shit. thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 if a really fat woman got on that thing, i bet the fat would sink inside sort of like this http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/gte.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 http://www.brunching.com/images/oralsexbutton.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 i was flippin through channels and then i came up on trick daddy in has bathroom. he said "we use wet naps man, whatcha know bout dat? we don't have no crust up in here" i agree. good enough for a babies ass, good enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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